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From: [e-mail] (Erwan Cario)
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Subject: Re: Tout chaud...
Date: 19 May 1995 07:36:54 GMT
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In article <3pg02p$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Matthieu Dazy) writes:
>    Toubon au Ministere de la Justice...
>    C'est tout. Je trouve que comme humour, c'est quand meme tres noir.

Toubon garde d'Esso...
(Guignols hiers soir)

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From: [e-mail] (sweet Poly)
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Subject: Re: Fantasy is the mother of all genres!
Date: 21 May 1995 15:46:53 GMT
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In article <3p978j$[e-mail]>,
Taro Sumitomo <[e-mail]> wrote:
>Ann Griffith <[e-mail]> writes:
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>>My vote for the progenitor of all genres goes to Mythology, which is
>>mentioned  several times above as though it were a mere pip instead
>>of the motherlode it is.  Mythology is fiction and non-fiction, religion,
>>fantasy, and what not, all in one elegant package.  If anything literary
>>predates Mythology, what might that be?  Frou-frou Neanderthal
>>musings painted in caves perchance?

I'm glad you've brought this up:  I've begun talking about myths with some
other people from alt.cyberpunk, and think a discussion of it would be
valuable on a number of differend levels.  In talking about Snow Crash, I
asked whether there were any "mythic elements" in the story, specifically
regarding Hiro and Raven.  Great warriors, capable of moving at will
throuth their landscapes, etc.  My encyclopedia describes Myth as:  "...a
narrative that describes and portrays in symbolic language the origin of
the basic elements and assuptions of a culture."  I don't know if Hiro
or Raven fit into that, but there are other elements of mythology in the
book, specifically regarding ancient Sumer.

My own attitudes towards myth are heavily influenced by Tolkien,
especially the way his characters understood the roles they played in the
continuation of myth:  they knew their lives were part of the continuum of
myth, understood how their lives were grounded in the past, and providing
the mythology of the future.  I would hazzard that Juanita, (in SC) for
example, understood her accomplishment as part of the continuum of the
Sumerians' culture.  She almost seems like Inanna come back in another
incarnation, to me.  Mythology is not some dry, dusty, irrelevant odd
collection of stories -- it's part of the way we construct reality, and so
is a living part of who we are.  The study of it is deserving of
attention because we are at a point of origin for the culture of the
future, and our actions may contribute to the mythology of the future.
It would help if we could see how we are affected in our thinking by the
myths of our cultures, and project those forward into the future, which is
already here.

>Mythology as non-fiction and fantasy? I must disagree, for all intents
>and purposes, the people of that age actually believed that stuff.

What age?  What stuff?  Goodness!  Such contempt... yep, those funky
people of the past, believing all kinds of irrational nonsense...

Do you believe the myths of your culture?  Believe that they describe
fact, or that they provide a workable framework for the nature of reality,
freeing you to cope with the details of living?

>Frou-frou Neanderthal musings? Don't let an anthropologist hear you say
>that- as far as artistic and cultural development of the human race is
>concerned, those paintings are deemed of priceless value.

Nah.  I think they suck.  I mean, look at them:  they're painted in blood
and junk, and in *caves*!  What the hell kind of art can you expect from
out of a cave?  And what lousy subject matter, too.  No portraits, or
landscapes, or nude studies, or anything interesting, really -- just a
bunch of animals that became extinct.  Losers.  My 7 year old niece could do
better...


T---A
C---G        Sweet Poly
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C---G        to cheer us up!"  -- Shemp Howard
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From: [e-mail] (Rod McCall)
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Subject: Games & Graphics Programming
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[ Article crossposted from comp.sys.atari.st.tech ]
[ Author was Rod McCall ]
[ Posted on 21 May 1995 15:50:28 GMT ]

I have decided that once summer arrives I inted to start doing some
serious programming on my Falcon. At present I have (or will have
shortly) Pure C and Devpac 3. I am also considering getting Devpac DSP.
Do the latter two packages come with information on how to program
the graphics & sound system on the Falcon? Also are their any
books that are particularily good at explaining how to program the
ST/Falcon graphics and sound hardware?


Rod

--
Rod McCall, Junior Honours Computer Science & Accounts
Dundee University, Scotland
Home  page: http://www.mcs.dundee.ac.uk/~rmccall/
Atari page: http://www.mcs.dundee.ac.uk/~rmccall/atari.html
CD-ROMS for PC & MAC (perhaps even Atari) could *well* be available
just give me a shout at [e-mail]. NEW LOW PRICES!!



--
Rod McCall, Junior Honours Computer Science & Accounts
Dundee University, Scotland
Home  page: http://www.mcs.dundee.ac.uk/~rmccall/
Atari page: http://www.mcs.dundee.ac.uk/~rmccall/atari.html
CD-ROMS for PC & MAC (perhaps even Atari) could *well* be available
just give me a shout at [e-mail]. NEW LOW PRICES!!


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From: [e-mail] (Martin Terman)
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Okay, here's my long essay on the future of networking.

The first thing to bear in mind is that the current Internet,
when one gets off the local LANs, by and large is a subset of
the phone system. When the phone system switches over to a
networking protocol (except at the ends for those who just want
phone capacity), it is quite conceivable that the Internet as
we know it will dissolve in the much larger network.

ATM has to some extent been overhyped, but due to increased
performance capacity it will get implemented and will probably
get implemented on a large scale, due to its telephone
switching structure.

For those who aren't familiar with it, in the current
networking site, take four nodes A----B----C----D. If A wants
to talk to C, it tosses packets down the line, and B relays
them to C. If B is swamped, its going to run into delays
sending the packets over. If D is talking to B (and may be the
reason B is so swamped, C is passing them along.

In an ATM network, you have A, B, C and D each sitting at the
ends of wires that run into an array of cables and switches
that conenct to the cables. When A wants to send data to C, it
sends out an initial data packet. The switches between A and C
set up a virtual line between the two of them, bandwidth
dedicated to the use of A and C. No other sites like B or D are
involved. Likewise, when B and D talk, they get their own
virtual line.

If a line is filled, the switches may try to route around. (of
course, the dynamic switching protocols are still being written
for ATM, but this is a futures newsgroup) If they can't, no
connection will be formed. Like when the telephone system is
swamped after a disaster.

Okay, so why is this so bloody important? Well, aside from the
fact that you can now do real-time networking, which is
important on the functional side, it is even more fundamentally
important in that one now has a metric for network usage.

In my first example, where B and C are relaying messages for A
and D as well as sending their own data, who gets charged for
what usage? In your average Internet connection, it can get
even more complicated as there is no guarentee that all your
packets are hitting the destination by the same route. Trying
to figure out how much to charge is rather difficult. One can
do it by connection time or bandwidth, but its difficult to
distinguish between a purely local connection from a long
distance one, and indeed, a local connection might become long
distance accidentally.

With a switching style network, the problems go away. One has a
metric. For time X, a connection between A and B along switches
Y0 through Yn, of connection type Z was created. (ATM supports
real-time and bursty modes of transmission) These can be
recorded and the network can work out a billing system.
Granted, they can be pretty strange about billing even now, but
hopefully competition will settle the rates down to something
rational.

With this sort of structure, the Internet, which is one of the
last bastions of communism in existance, transforms radically.
Currently, since no one can really charge for bandwidth on the
lines, no one does so, and certain practices which are both
convenient and assume that bandwidth is free, will go away. The
big ones are USENET and the current style of mailing lists.

USENET and current style mailing lists work on similar
principles, just on different scales. The big principle is to
send a copy to everyone's site. This is convenient since you
can read it on your local system, but it is also assuming that
bandwidth is free since the relay sites are consuming huge
chunks of bandwidth sending out redundant messages. In the case
of USENET its to everywhere, in the case of mailing lists, the
list recipients.

Under a switching network, one can actually charge for
bandwidth. Relay sites will get hit big time with charges under
this scheme, since expenses will probably go to those who send
the transmissions, like under the current phone system. Even if
a reverse charge system is set up, people don't want to get
messages they don't like and pay for the costs. USENET is going
to have special problems there. The reason USENET exists in its
current form is that no one has to pay for it. (at least not in
any direct fashion)

Now, the thing is that USENET and mailing lists fill a need.
When one empties a niche, what takes its place? We already have
the answer, and its been as long as the Net has. BBS's. Much
maligned by many Net residents, the BBS takes on a new
importance once people get billed for Net usage. A BBS can do
the same things that a mailing list does, have a series of
messages on a certain interest for a select (or open) list of
people to talk about.

The BBS works because its suited to the phone system way of
dealing with costs, which is how things will work in the
future. The big difference is that modems will be a thing of
the past and the BBS's will provide stuff that is only possible
with the high bandwidths that will be available. People dial in
to the BBS, read the forums, post messages, read mail and so
forth, upload and download stuff. Except instead of distributed
transmission, it will be centralized storage of communal
messages.

What will fill the void of USENET? Presumably the big online
services like AOL, Prodigy and Compu$erv. (I can hear the
screams now) Those places will be upscale BBS's serving huge
regions. They can get commercial presence, advertising, and all
the fancy usages that one can do on a massive scale with a big
presence and high profile. There will be more of them, and with
competition from BBS's that get popular and grow in size.
Again, these forums work well in a phone style system, and so
will work in a switched network system.

On the other hand a lot of things we have on the Net now, like
telnet, MUDs, WWW and so forth which are effectively connection
style services, will continue to work. (though people are going
to be a damn sight more careful about where those crosslinks
go). IRC's style is distributed and hence will go. Various game
servers we have on the Net will continue, and will probably
increase in number and type, since real-time connections can in
fact be guarenteed if the caller desires it to be.

The wild, carefree days of chatting realtime with someone in
Finland while doing a long download from some ftp site over in
Australia are going to be over, unless the phone companies
really change from their current methods. On the other hand,
with the increase in technology and functionality, there will
be new services that I can't imagine. However the base
structure I feel will be a cross of two different ends of what
we have now.

How will the transition happen? Slowly. Bear in mind that ATM
(and in theory any switched network system) can support leased
lines so even if the whole phone system spontaneously swapped
over to ATM this instant, we could still have the Internet as
we know it now. But businesses that have an Internet address
can now start having a Net address over the switched network.
Since people would pay for calls to that site the way that
phone calls are being paid now, and they don't have to worry
about paying for all that strange Internet stuff, they're going
to be much happier with the ATM address.

Many businesses will just go with an ATM address, since it
gives them a more familiar method of network usage, compatible
with how they've been handling phone calls. Over time, the
commerical interests will stop offering Internet addresses as
they can get people to have an ATM address to call instead.
Indeed, since the phone network will be ATM, people can get an
ATM connection trivially. The Net will start being associated
with the new ATM networks linked together, rather than the old
Internet.

The final end will probably be everyone but the education and
research networks falling off the old Internet, which can be
the education/research subnet that it was originally. USENET
and old style mailing lists, IRC and the like will probably
survive among students on this network, while the rest of us go
to the vast web of BBS's and online services that will surge in
popularity around this point.

So in fact, I'm not predicting the death of USENET, as long as
--
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From: [e-mail] (Jean-Jacques Ardoino)
Subject: Re: Emulateur PC-> ATARI
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In a message dated 05-16-95 [e-mail]  wrote to ALL :

> > Au sujet des emumlateurs PC, ils sont de 2 types:
> > - logiciel: PC Ditto: vieux, plus commercialise et tres long
> > - hard: emulant du 8086 au 486, mais depend de l'atari (ST ...
> > Falcon).Certains sont externes, d'autres internes avec soudures.
>
> Bien que la rŽponse m'ai fait un tout grand plaisir je crois que je me
> mal fait comprendre... je voudrais en fait exactement l'inverse.


Il y a deux emulateurs Atari sur PC.
L'un est GEMULATOR, l'autre est la carte JANUS.
Mais je ne sais plus ou ils sont distribues.
GEMULATOR, je crois, parvient a une emulation ST, tandis que Janus, sur
486, parvient approximativement a une emulation TT (68030 32 MHz)

Bye,
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 Jean Jacques Ardoino
    STMAG (France)
[e-mail]
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From: [e-mail] (Jean-Jacques Ardoino)
Subject: Re: Divers Falcon.
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In a message dated 05-17-95 [e-mail].n  wrote to ALL :

> Quelqu'un pourrait'il me dire quelle est la meilleure carte
> accélératrice en ce moment pour F030? Disons meilleur rapport
> qualité/prix. Parce que la Barracuda à 800$ :-((((

Oui, mais dire que la Barracuda est chere pour une "carte acceleratrice"
est un point de vue discutable.
La Barracuda ne fait pas qu'augmenter la frequence du 68030 du Falcon :
Elle est equipee d'un 68040 LC 33 Mhz (possibilite 68040 non LC de 33 a 64
Mhz), d'une carte graphique haute resolution, elle offre la possibilite de
mettre jusqu'a 128 Mo de RAM. Et la ROM est en flashrom, ce qui permet
d'updater le TOS tres facilement.
Facteur d'acceleration annonce a 900%, et compatibilite avec Cubase Audio.

Alors c'est bien plus qu'une simple carte acceleratrice !

J.Jacques Ardoino
(STMAG, France)
[e-mail]


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From: [e-mail] (Fabrice)
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Subject: Re: Nouveau gouvernement
Date: 19 May 1995 12:12:53 GMT
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In article <NEWTNews.800873055.10051.bellamy@cli53be>, [e-mail] writes:
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> In article <3phh0i$[e-mail]>, <[e-mail]> writes:
> > [...]
> > Après avoir gardé les intellos à la culture, Jacques Toubon vient d'etre nomé
> > à la justice pour garder les sceaux.
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> Vous avez certainement note qu'il y a un Secretariat d'Etat a la
> "Reconciliation entre les Generations" ou quelque chose d'approchant !
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
" Cela correspond a mon idee que j'ai de la fracture tout ca machin bidule qu'il
faut reduire et pis...."

Ca c'est du changement !!!!





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From: [e-mail] (Robert Pellerin)
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Date: 21 May 1995 14:35:55 -0400 (EDT)
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Savez-vous pourquoi les hommes aiment la fellation?
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Robert Pellerin, Montréal-Nord, Qc Canada

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From: [e-mail] (Fabrice)
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Subject: Re: Composition du gouvernement
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In article  [e-mail] (Emmanuel Anique) writes:

> In article <3pi6e0$[e-mail]>

> [e-mail] (Patrick MARQUES) writes:

>
> > COMPOSITION DU GOUVERNEMENT :
> ....
> > quartiers en difficulte
> >         Francoise de Pouetpouet
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> C'est une erreur ?

C'est de la famille a Seb le Pouet :-))))) ??????


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Subject: ZINE: Sonic-Boom: The Net Industrial/EBM/Goth/Cyberculture Review Zine v3.3
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Here is yet another issue of Sonic Boom. This time we're chocked full of
reviews, thirty in all, and an Interview with Crash Worship at the end of
the Magazine. The interview was conducted by myself, my roomate Nick, and
a friend Stephanie aka Provider or cigarettes. Summer is now upon us, and
I will have a great deal more time to review music. My backlog of reviews
has fallen within two weeks of arrival or about twelve CD's and 4 tapes.
Expect another issue in less than a month with a really old interview
conducted with Peter Stone of Xorcist back in Decemeber of 1994. Also
of note, I am moving into a house as of June 1st, my last move before
I graduate from this pedantic University, so if you decide to send me
any mail, make sure to properly address the mail accordingly depending
on the current date.

Jester
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Purpose behind this monthly posting:

This list surveys the works of various net entities who in their spare time
write and compose the sounds that make our ears perk up. Contents of these
reviews vary from traditional EBM music, to ambient/atmospheric, to driving
cyber music. Various reviews and discographies were written by the bands
themselves, others sent demos for reviews. This is not by any means a
definitive listing of a whose-who industrial band listing on the net, but to
make a dent in the surface of a hugely untapped resource for audio enjoyment.

Submissions of discographies, sound files, press releases, and reviews
should be E-mailed to: [e-mail]

Demo's sent for review should be snail mailed to:

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222 West Wood St. Apt #17
West Lafayette, IN 47906
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2355 North 25th Street
Lafayette, In 47905
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Bands are by no means encouraged to send demo's, and are by all means welcome
to send personal reviews of their work themselves. Of course, if you want
an objective 2nd opinion, demo's are always welcome.

This months band reviews numerically listed in alphabetical order.

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3D House of Beef
Alien Sex Fiend
Birmingham 6
Black Lung
Chrome
Chromosome Number Four Short Arm Deletion Syndrome
Collide
Cosmicity
Crocodile Shop
Dead Voices on Air
Die Krupps
Do or Die
Dyslexic Coup
Dysphoria
Electric Hellfire Club
Fear Factory
Killing Floor
Kill Switch ...Klick
Lights of Euphoria
Mentallo & The Fixer
Mephisto Waltz
Necrofix
Noise Level 9
Ooomph!
Scorn
Templebeat
Thorn
Tinty Music
Voice of Eye & Life Garden

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3D House of Beef _Crowning On a Ferris Wheel_

Side 1
1. Slow Color Orgasm    3:11
2. Slump        7:15

Side 2
1. Howway Texas        7:?? +
2. Question        7:?? +

My suggestion is to skip the first half of this tape entirely and
concentrate on the chaos ensuing on the second. The entire first half of
the tape is horribly produced garage punk with second rate guitar noise,
but the second side is another world altogether. Large chunky vesicles of
noise irradiate forth from the shattered container of a fractured world.
Thundering noise structures bellow outward threatening to disintegrate
all those foolish enough to stand in the way. Next time perhaps the band
will skip the metal regurgitation and go straight for more noise, we can
only hope and pray.

Contact:
3D House of Beef
P.O. Box 1660
Duvall, WA 98019
[phone]

E-mail: [e-mail], [e-mail]
http://www.wwu.edu/~n9220437/3d_house.html

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Alien Sex Fiend _Inferno_

-the good-
Inferno            3.04
Human Installation    3.10
Take Off Tune        1.04
Space I            4.07
Happy Tune        1.54
Planet I        5.09
Human Atmosphere    2.07
Happy Finale        1.40

-the bad-
Alien Installation    3.05
Dramatic Tune        1.13
Moon Toon        3.39
Planet 2        5.05
Bad News        1.01
Space 2            3.57
Alien Atmosphere    1.35
Death Tune        0.59
Sad Finale        2.54

-the mixes-
Moon Toon (lunarphases mix)
Planet 2 (together's dreamscape mix)
Inferno (oscar madness mix)

Here's an interesting concept, take one well known goth artist, one video
game designer, and let them co-design a new video game and score it at the
same time and see where it leads. This of course is nothing new many
of the small time industrial artists derive their musical roots from video
game scoring. In this case however, the artist is none other than Alien
Sex Fiend, and the music he scored for the video game sounds nothing like
anything he's ever done before. (Thank God!) What strikes me is that while
the music is absolutely perfect for a video game, why in the heck would
you want to release it to the public as an album as well? All the tracks
sound as if they were scored for a game, and as such are really out of
place anywhere else. If I wanted to listen to the score, I'd buy the game,
this isn't a movie soundtrack we're dealing with here.

Contact:
A.S.F
c/o blue crumb truck
P.O. Box 416
Cardiff
cf1 8xu
Unite Kingdom
enclose IRC

Contact:
Cleopatra Records
8726 S. Sepulveda Blvd D-82
Los Angeles, CA 90045

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Birmingham 6 _Assassinate_

1) Birmingham 6
2) Contagious
3) Mindhallucination 2
4) Who Do You Love?
5) Israel
6) 679 4700
7) Love Child
8) Dance 17
9) This Girl
10) Assassinate
11) Contagious (Virus)

A rather captivating mix of hardcore dancefloor techno and the electro
industrial sound. Some of the tracks can only qualify as pure rave value
whereas others fight quite nicely into any industrial club. The thing that
strikes me as the spark of brilliance on this album is its capacity to
throw an incredible bpm at the listener each and every track while still
maintaining both innovation, quality and lyrical content which doesn't
need to keep up with the music. Normally most bands tend to fall apart
with repetition and annoying fast vocals at these ludicrous bpm levels,
but not this band. I actually find myself enjoying the techno rave
qualities of this band, which has to be an all time first, then again
this is the only band band which actually seemed vaguely original
in its music offerings in that arena.

Birmingham 6 are:
Kim Lohde Peterson - Keyboards & Programming
Michael Hillerup - Keyboards & Vocals

Cleopatra Records
8726 S. Sepulveda Blvd D-82
Los Angeles, CA 90045

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Black Lung _Silent Weapons For Silent Wars_

1. Theme From The Black Lung Pt-1
2. The Banque of Wars
3. The Trilateral Commission
4. Rex 84
5. Somatime
6. Prozac Parade
7. Ridjeck Theme
8. Everything You Know Is Wrong
9. Death Squad Blues
10. Theme From The Black Lung Pt-2
11. Meat Manager
12. Supermarket Dream
13. The Battle Of Brazil
14. The Bilderberg Group 1

Ever wonder what would happen is someone collected all those random noises you
hear in your dreams and in the places around you compiled them into some
semblance of music and sold the resulting album? The Snog side project Black
Lung does just this and much more. It's like every note on the album I've heard
somewhere in the past and the band has been following me everywhere I go through
out my entire life collecting these experiences and then releasing an audio
biography of my life for the world to hear. Damn eerie if you ask me. The
soundtrack of my life brought to me live in digital stereo where available.
Pardon me I think I hear the nice men in white jackets coming to take me away.

Black Lung are: D. Thrussell & P. Bourke

Contact:
Machinery Records
c/o CBM Inc.
8721 Sunset Blvd.
Hollywood, CA 90069

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Chrome _3rd From The Sun & Into The Eyes Of The Zombie King_

1. Firebomb
2. Future Ghosts
3. Armageddon
4. Heart Beat
5. Off The Line
6. 3rd Form The Sun
7. Shadows Of A Thousand Years
8. Trip The Switch
9. You Can't Do Anything
10. Walking And Looking For You
11. Into The Eyes Of The Zombie King
12. And Then The Red Sun
13. It Wasn't Real
14. Humans In The Rain
15. Don't Move Like That

Post punk guitar with just an edge of goth and metal. Beyond the chunky and
often whiney guitars, and morbidly silly lyrics, the album dies. Mindless
guitar chords, unoriginal lyrics, the whole album reaks of an over the hill
band attempting to still make music. In fact listening to this album twice in
a row has given me a migraine from the annoying guitar style and rote lyrics.
I guess I dont appreciate goth rock from someone whose been making music for
the last fifteen years without any style change or maybe Chrome should just
hang up its instruments until they come up with something slightly more
creative and less nauseating.

Chrome is Damon Edge & Friends

Contact:
Chrome Communications
c/o Siren International
633 Post St
Ste. 188
San Francisco, CA 94109

Cleopatra Records
8726 S. Sepulveda Blvd D-82
Los Angeles, CA 90045

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Chromosome Number Four Short Arm Deletion Syndrome _Lacerate Your Mind_

chromosome damage
psychedelic conversation
social contagion
in, through & beyond
madness of the prophet
whispering steel
autocratic fatality
letters of thanks from hell
the circle
waiting
the broken key
102.4 FM
dead children
clear vision
in a rented car...
alliesthesia
lycanthropy
radio bullroarer
the cleansing (edit)

I was tuning my radio this afternoon and managed to get it stuck somewhere
around 102.4 FM and could not change the dial. My radio then started to blurt
out strange disconcerting noises and old movie samples amidst the static and
throbbing rhythms. I furiously tried to change the station but all the channels
had become one and I was subjected to this bizarre sound experiment known only
as Chromosome Number Four Short Arm Deletion Syndrome. I only managed to regain
control of my radio after being subjected to ninety minutes of terror and abuse.
My body was found shortly thereafter by the police and I was rushed to
intensive care mumbling something about lacerations in my mind.

Chromosome Number Four Short Arm Deletion Syndrome are:

Morph Dog - programming, vocals, guitar, bass, surfing, metal, modem,
           tapes, treatments, keyboards, sampling, radio, knobs, spectral
        enhancement, feedback

Herr Doktor Wundt - vocals, turntables, text assimilations, metal,
            feedback, knobs, radio-bullroarer, guitar, vacuum
            cleaner, clock, nature, keyboards

Jimothy Leering - guitar, bass, keyboards, programming, vocals, cows, treatments

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Collide ...the crimson trial

Side 1
1. Violet's Dance
2. Deep
3. Have Faith
4. Black
5. Strange
6. Dreams and Illusions
7. Falling Up

Side 2
8. Violet's Dance - vocal mix
9. Black - vocal mix
10. Falling Up - instrumental chaos mix
11. Dreams and Illusions - instrumental dub

There are few industrial bands  with female vocalists and even fewer who do it
well. Collide is one of those few. Sounding very much like Siouxsie in places
Tripp's voice creates a distinctive mood with seems to mesh with whatever
particular style of music being played whither it is hardcore industrial dance
to ambient percussion. Her voice alone makes the album, without I feel the music
itself would be a wash not being quite strong enough to instill a vibrance of
life on it's own. However for a duo just starting out working together the music
is incredibly lush and full of life. Tripp and Statik obvious work very well
together and with any luck should go places if their music reaches the right
people.

Collide is:
Tripp 9 - vocals, poetry
Statik - noise, sonic matrix assembly

Contact:
Collide
4470 Sunset Blvd.
Suite 542
Los Angeles, CA 90027
[phone]

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Cosmicity _The Vision_

1. M            3:09
2. Maybe        2:51
3. With The Moon    3:42
4. Egypt        3:15
5. The Vision        3:39
6. Free            3:36
7. Keep Me In Mind    4:13
8. Yeah, So What?    4:33
9. Not Long Now        4:14
10. M (David's Dub)    3:10
11. Enhance        3:38
12. Free(Of Vocals Dub) ?:??

Mildy danceable synth pop along the lines of New Order and Pet Shop Boys is what
the flyer says advertising this album and it could not be any more succinct. The
music lies closer to easy listening than dance oriented for the most part and
the comparisons to the popular eighties synth pop bands are absolutely right on
target. Not bad music from a band who put together all this music for a college
class. The album has a few high points, but nothing outstanding to speak about,
just good old synth pop.

Cosmicity is Mark Nicholas

To order send $8 + $2 shipping to the below address.

Contact:
Mark Nicholas
1756 Plymouth Rd.
Dept 279
Ann Arbor, MI 48105

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Crocodile Shop _Celebrate The Enemy_

1. Celebrate The Enemy
2. Growing Stronger
3. Said Said You Said
4. Temple Of Lies
5. [Re] Measures
6. Smack-Up
7. It Never Stops
8. Grey Day Reign
9. Crack The System
10. Growing Stronger [Steroid]
11. Temple Of Lies [Danse Assembly Mix]
12. Celebrate [Sneak Attack]

In order to begin to accurately describe the events that occur upon this album,
you need to first clean your mind of all that you know of electronic industrial
music. Remove the dance rhythms, the political angst, the angry lyrics, and
start again at the beginning. Supplant at the foundation the core anti-
government belief held by some many industrial musicians, then in a slow
methodical fashion, rebuilt the industrial movement from the late seventies
totally from scratch, but this time, think analog, flat, monotone, think
of the Orwellian view of 1984, mostly devoid of major technological advances.
This will haven give you an firm ground on which to base your musical dissection
upon. Now, in the place of mega-bass and pulsating lights, you have insipid
drum rhythms, and grey programming styles. Crocodile Shop will creating
wonderfully original music has also gone a bit to far over the edge and
have created an album that from the onset is starkly monotone. The music
has it moments, but it never really escapes from the utter lack of emotive
content present in the music.

Contact:
Tinman Records
P.O. Box 1114
New Brunswick, NJ, 08901

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Dead Voices On Air _New Words Machine_

1. Dream Catcher
2. Soul Catcher
3. Vran
4. Gessing
5. Powerlang
6. Vuls

This being the second Dead Voices on Air release in two months came as a total
surprise for me. Having just gotten over how good the previous album "Hafted
Maul" was, and then to be graced with another so soon was like divine
intervention. I originally picked up the old album on a lark mostly because
it had been highly recommended to me by friends. I was more than a little
afraid seeing as my only previous experience with Zoviet France consisted
of 23 minutes of grinding glass noises, instead I was pleasantly surprised
to be blessed with wavering sound sculptures and dark esoteric disturbances.
The entire hour length album evokes convulsive nightmarish entity which wafts
through the air threatening to choke the life out of the listener. Definitely
the kind of music to be played in a dark room in the middle of a thunderstorm.
So if you've been a skeptic about picking up either release of Dead Voices on
Air, reconsider for your own sanitys sake.

Dead Voices On Air is:
Mark Spybey with help from cEvin key

Cleopatra Records
8726 S. Sepulveda Blvd D-82
Los Angeles, CA 90045

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Die Krupps _Rings of Steel_

1. Blood Suckers
    remixed by Bela B. of Die Arzte & Gordi Gerhardt
2. To The Hilt
    remixed by Erlend Ottem & Jocke Skog of Clawfinger
3. Crossfire
    remixed by Jim Martin
4. Language Of Reality
    remixed by Charlie Clouser of NIN with Mick Cripps
5. Fatherland
    remixed by Andrew Eldritch of The Sisters of Mercy &
    Rodney Orpheus of The Cassandra Complex
6. Worst Case Scenario
    remixed by White Child Riz of Gunshot
7. Paradise Of Sin
    remixed by Luc Van Acker of The Revolting Cocks
8. Iron Man
    remixed by Sascha of KMFDM & Chris Sheppard
9. Inside Out
    remixed by Jeff Walker of Carcass
10. New Temptation
    remixed by F.M. Einheit of Einstruzende Neubauten
11. Metal Machine Music
    remixed by Kirk Yano
12. Shellshocked
13. Bloodsuckers (Die Krupps with Biohazard)
14. Language Of Reality
15. Worst Case Scenario
16. To The Hilt
17. New Temptation

Once again, Cleopatra compiles a bunch of remixes of a band's new album and we
fail to actually what the album truly sounds like. At least in this case we
have five original unmixed tracks, and they by far outshine any of the remixes
by light years. The remixes tend to bring the guitar closer to the front of the
mix, and drive everything else out and you end up listening to a metal band for
the first half of the album. The one exception is of course the F.M. Einheit
remix. Fusti never fails to amaze me with his musical talent of totally
deconstructing a track and rebuilding it from it's core components. The man is
brilliant. As for the rest of the music, although a little heavy on the guitar
edge, the original tracks still provide a good entertainment value and hilight
much of the talent that Die Krupps has developed throughout the years.

Contact:
Cleopatra Records
8726 S. Sepulveda Blvd D-82
Los Angeles, CA 90045

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Do Or Die _The Best of_

1. Psychoburbia
2. Time Zero
3. Fire
4. Will Of The Wind
5. Dance Or Die
6. Hearth of Silence

Having initially first heard Do or Die on the Machinery compilation I was
expecting more of the wonderful vocalics, catchy lyrics, and powerful dance
industrial music, but as I listened to this collection of singles I quickly
became to realize that 'Time Zero' was a sheer fluke and this band was yet
another one hit wonder. Beyond the one track the music was mindless,
repetitive, and very boring. However with any luck perhaps a new album,
and not this collection of singles with harbor a future for this band.
I hate to think that the sheer power behind one single track is all a
band can produce in its lifetime.

Do Or Die are:
A.N.G.O. - Keyboards & Guitar
Wagner - Vocals

Contact:
Dynamica
c/o CBM Inc.
8721 Sunset Blvd.
Suite P6+P7
W. Hollywood, CA 90069

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Dyslexic Coup _A Book From a Crook_

1) Rockin' with the Hip-Hop Song
2) 187 Gets No Props
3) Consent
4) Death to Mystery
5) Smoker's Rights
6) My Beloved Country
7) Eightfold Path
8) Pointless Tooth
9) The Whole of the Law
10) Fuck you, Ronald
11) Kill Politicians, not People
12) Paranoia
13) Why Libertarians Suck

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you wandered into a radio station,
knocked all the records off the shelf, in the process shattering all the LP's,
and then trying to glue them back together and market them as some form of
music? Well thats exactly what it occurring here among all the static lies
every conceivable musical mistake known to mankind as well as television and
movie catastrophes. Lying somewhere in the middle of this assorted mess is
supposed to be political viewpoint that seems to be missed by the likes of me.
However if you enjoy odd collections of found sound, samples, and static
all tracked together, then perhaps you'll enjoy this.

Contact:
Dyslexic Coup
Hampshire College Box 603
P.O. Box 5001
Amherst, MA 01002

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Dysphoria _Shadows and Deliverance_

a sacrifice acceptable
denatured
a sea of glass
drain
amphetamine mirror
the second death
the feeding ground
the deception of demons
let it slip away...
light speed descent
...like unto crystal
delusional
haunted
the grey world*
hollow*
disdain*
ascension I*

Lying amongst the rubbish of many a no talent signed band is this diamond in
the rough, Dysphoria. Developing music from multiple sources and combining it
into a finite product. The end result being not ambience or noise, or even
dance. Rather Dysphoria has created an odd mix between some very mellow XMTP
tracks and several Mentallo & The Fixer tracks but with a very little bass
and more orchestration. Lyrics appear in random places and instead Dysphoria
focuses it's talent on it's music. A rather mazing piece of work from a band
with hand made tape cases cut from bible and samples from some of the most
bizarrely creative areas to date. If you enjoy music for the sheer enjoyment
of the music itself and unspoken power behind it get this now.

all tracks written, produced, recorded, and mixed by dr. c. morpheus '94
*new material written, recorded, '95

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The Electric Hellfire Club _Kiss The Goat_

1. your invitation to damnation
2. HELLFIRE!
3. dakshineswar/IN THE TEMPLE OF FLESH
4. the abattoir eternal
5. SLAUGHTER OF ELYSIUM
6. INCUBUS
7. EVIL GENIUS (the queen of sin)
8. LOVE IS THE LAW
9. JACK THE KNIFE
10. BITCHCRAFT
11. creep crawler
12. NIGHT OF THE BUCK KNIVES (coming down fast mix)
13. KISS THE GOAT

More of the same old satanic worshipping, bad lyrics, even worse sampling drivel
that we've come to expect from The Electric Hellfire Club. You'd think that
perhaps they would try to delve into a new arena of sound instead or rehashing
the same old concepts over and over again. Sampling from ever satanic film in
existence gets really old really fast. I supposed if you enjoy this type of
braindead mindset, and don't care if every track sounds like the previous track
you might enjoy this, in my case, I'll just use this CD for something slightly
more useful, a coaster.

Contact:
Cleopatra Records
8726 S. Sepulveda Blvd D-82
Los Angeles, CA 90045

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Fear Factory _Demanufactured_

1. Demanufacture
2. Self Bias Resistor
3. Zero Signal
4. Replica
5. New Breed
6. Dog Day Sunrise
7. Body Hammer
8. Flashpoint
9. H.K. [Hunter-Killer]
10. Pisschrist
11. A Therapy For Pain

If you thought the new Front Line Assembly was bad, wait til you hear the
new Fear Factory. Tacky thundering live guitars explode on top of FLA style
electronics and end up washing out all of the programming on the album.
The press release spends a great deal of time trying to explain how Fear
Factory used more new programming technology on this album than their
first. Sounds to me like they also beefed up the guitar about ten thousand
times, it's making my ears bleed just listening to it. This album just
screams "METAL", and thus has since ended up donated to the glam rock
next door neighbors. If you somehow actually enjoyed the previous album,
this is just more of the same, but with an attempt to acquire a plot,
which fails miserably at the onset. Your better off saving your money for
the next Metallica album than purchasing this CD.

Fear Factory are:
Burton C. Bell - Vocals, Hardware
Dino Cazares - Guitars, Hardware
Raymond Herrera - Drums, Percussion
Christian Olde Wolbers - Bass

Contact:
Roadrunner Records
536 Broadway
New York, NY 10012
[phone]

E-mail: none

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Killing Floor _/dev/null_

1. Ecosystem (monkey house mix)
2. Strand
3. Two Dimes
4. Prelude
5. Never Go Right
6. Glass (shards re-edit)
7. What is the Truth?
8. In Decline
9. Ecosystem (procreation dub)
10. Glass (live)

Even been the mood to turn on the stereo at a volume level unbeknownst to man
and put on your best combat armour to prepare for the worst in the local club
mosh pit? With their debut release, Killing Floor has put out some of the best
guitar oriented but totally club playable material I've ever heard. Kind of
makes you wonder why bands like this can't get radio play or public attention
when the music they put up is leaps and bounds above the crap that is played
on the radio and EmpTVee. The stark originality and lack of blatantly obvious
music influences is what makes this band so impressive in todays world of
everyone sampling each other. Having had a chance to speak with Christian
Void about the bands' influences, they actually have many, it just doesn't
show in the music. So if your sick of yet another NIN rip-off and want a
chance to explore something new, RUN, not walk to acquire this album.

Killing Floor is:
John Belew - Computers, Samplers, Programming, Electronic Orchestration
Christian Void - Lyrics, Vocals, Samples, Propaganda
Marc Phillips - Guitar, Bass, Backing Vocals
James Basore - Drums, Electronic Percussion, Tape Loops
Karl Tellefsen - Bass, Guitar

Contact:
Killing Floor
c/o V/M/R
P.O. Box 170213
San Francisco, CA 94117-0213

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Kill Switch...Klick _beat it to fit, paint it to match_

01 "Music"
02 Celebrate the Misery
03 Follow Me
04 The Hobble
05 Hiroshima
06 A/B Community
07 Once a Punk, Always a Punk
08 Submission (original demo version)
09 "Sick Music"
10 So HAPPY
11 Object of My Desire
12 One Sided Argument
13 ANGeR
14 Keep On Laughing until the COPS Come
15 sniveler
16 Go Man, Go
17 Forgotten shore
18 deCANONIZED

Arrghh! I've rewritten this review eight times now, each time trying to put
forth my pathetic attempt to classify this album. I've gone from annoying
guitar based drivel to sample ridden heaven and all points in between. I
think the core of the problem lies in the simple fact that no track on this
album is the same as any other. The style changes so rapidly and ventures
into directions I never heard before that it is like trying to find a
new subatomic particle while deconstructioning this music. I can even
seem to categorize they sound produced, sure they use a guitar here and
there, they abuse a sampler to death, keyboards and programming play an
integral role in the production of the sound, but a label cannot be placed
on any of it. As it is I've spent to much time trying to come up with
anything tangible to explain this band, you might as well just buy it
and listen to it yourself.

Kill Switch...Klick are

dA Sebasstian - vocals, slam bar, synths, samples, drum machines, wood
        recorder, and programming
Michaek Ditmore - drums, percussion

Contact:
Northwest Elektro-Industrial Coalition
539 Queen Anne Ave North
Box 131
Seattle, WA 98109

E-mail: [e-mail]

Cleopatra Records
8726 S. Sepulveda Blvd D-82
Los Angeles, CA 90045

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Lights of Euphoria _Lights of Euphoria_

01] This is the Point (Introduction)    0:55
02] Brainstorm                3:54
03] Give Me You                4:33
04] No Tears                5:03
05] Energy & Consciousness        0:15
06] Misery                4:22
07] Sacred                3:56
08] Deal in Sex (B6 Remix)        5:02
09] Ice Machine (Rough Vocal Mix)    4:05
10] Serenade (Split Mix)        2:20
11] Subjection (Violent Mix)        4:56
12] Face of a God            5:13
13] Dead Bodies (Outro)            0:25
14] Reaching Out (Sample Mix)        3:27
15] Deal in Sex (Protection Mix)    4:00

Having first been exposed to Lights of Euphoria on the Violent World EP, and
the choppiness of the music there, the tightness of this album confused me to
no end. It was if I was listening to a totally different band. Most of the EP
had been produced by Claus Larsen of Leaetherstrip and it seems that LoE has
taken everything they learned while watching the production and applied it to
this new album the end product reminding me of Leaetherstrip's music
construction style in more than one place. The music is by no means a carbon
copy but the programming style and sample placement all scream as belonging
to someone else. The music itself has an electro goth feel and in places is
rather morbid and disconcerting. The music is slow moving and lacks a true
dance mentality instead relying on other means of distribution. If you
enjoy music for a it's listening value and not to dance to buy this album
you can't go wrong.

Lights of Euphoria is:
Torben Schmidt - Machines, Sampling & Programming

Cleopatra Records
8726 S. Sepulveda Blvd D-82
Los Angeles, CA 90045

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Mentallo & The Fixer _Where Angels Fear To Tread_

1. Gargantua            2:32
2. Decomposed (Trampled)    6:32
3. Sacrilege            4:07
4. Bring To A Boil        9:27
5. Virtually Hopeless        4:43
6. Coward (Submerged)        6:17
7. Ruthless            5:38
8. Afterglow            6:28
9. Battered States of Euphoria    5:58
10. Abominations Unleashed    4:47
11. Dead Days            4:29
12. Atom Smasher        6:18
13. Power Struggle        2:49
14. Sacrilege (Grimpen Ward)    5:44

This is one of those albums I'd like to be buried with so that I can spend the
rest of eternity listening to it. Take the absolute best qualities of bands
like Skinny Puppy, XMTO, Front 242, and add a programming genius behind the
keyboards and you've got an album to die for, literally. The musical style
while having a number of obvious influences is unique to itself and it not a
rip-off of any kind. It's not often that you find a band with such an astute
sense of direction coupled with an a cohesive album concept and musical style.
It's obvious how much work the band has put into this album from the very first
track. I'm in the process of finding other records by this band with the hopes
that I will be graced by more of the same wonderful motif, and I recommend
that you do the same.

Contact:
Metropolis Records
P.O. Box 54307
Philadelphia, PA 19105

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Mephisto Waltz _Thalia_

1. Along The March
2. Euphrosyne
3. Thalia
4. The Hunter's Trail
5. Mephisto Waltz
6. No Way Out
7. White Rabbit
8. T-2000 (Kokoro)
9. A Precession of the Equinoxes
10. Aglaia At Auroras

It's odd how much I tend to trash gothic music for its morbid value but I can
honestly say I enjoy this album for the emotions it creates. It might have
something to do with my current state of mind or for the sheer pleasure value
I cannot tell, but I do really enjoy this album. The music tends to repeat
itself in places and sort of jumble all the sound together but within the
reptitiveness lies the same constant gruesome connotations. However if your
not in a ghastly dark mood I don't suggest acquiring this album unless you
enjoy things which depress the utter hell out of a person.

Mephisto Waltz are:
Bari-Bari
Christianna
Johann Schumann
David Glass

Contact:
Cleopatra Records
8726 S. Sepulveda Blvd D-82
Los Angeles, CA 90045

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Necrofix _Nefarious Somnabulance_

Side 1
1. Preliminary
2. Welcome To The Big Sleep
3. Charred
4. Shroud
5. Morsanotha
6. Cold Part 1

Side 2
1. x-ina
2. Bitter Reign
3. Cold Part 2
4. Object
5. City Of Ash

Aural shockwaves impart nausea upon the listener as they descend into the
first layers of this transdimensional realm. A little Skinny Puppy, a
little Coil, and a lot of artistic ingenuity breathe life into this symbiotic
relationship of torment and pleasure. "Fundamental mental derangement" as
one of the samples on this album suggests is a overly meticulous way to
describe the consonance here. The sound is derived from multiple influences,
many listed above, but succeeding in creating a vivacity all of it's own.
If you like such bands as Mentallo & The Fixer or Doubting Thomas, you'll
want to acquire this very similarly styled album and enjoy it perpetually.

Contact:
Necrofix
6600 Ed Bluestein #516
Austin, TX 78723
or
5301 Overton Ridge Blvd #1514
Fort Worth, TX 76132
[phone]
[phone]

E-mail: none

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Noise Level 9 _For The Ear_

1. Chemical Intake
2. I Anger
3. Force Fed

Welcome to Noise Level 9 speaks the computerized voice at the onset of
this tape. Quickly the mind enters the realm of ambient noise, the guitars
thunder and the music explodes into a cacophony of violence. Overall a
very impressive three song set from an unknown band. The music primarily
focuses on strong guitar work with strong background programming and
intriguing lyrics. Nothing you could dance to, unless you consider moshing
as dancing, and no really outstanding pieces of music, however, it is by
no means crap. Most of the problems with this tape can be attributed to a
lower quality tap and the lack of experience of this band. I'm sure with a
little more practice behind them this band will eventually go places, they
just need some time.

Contact:
Noise Level 9
108 Montara Drive
Aliso Viejo, CA 92656
[phone]

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Oomph! _Sperm_

1. Suck - Taste - Spit
2. Sex
3. War
4. Dickhead
5. Schisma
6. Feirt Das Kreuz
7. Love
8. Das Ist Freheit
9. Kismet
10. Breathtaker
11. Ich Bin Der Weg
12. U-Said - (Live)

I'm scratching my head on this one trying to figure out where this album
would fall into a musical genre. I surely would not even consider this
album industrial unless your one of those people who seems to think that
recent Ministry classifies as industrial. The music  consists entirely of
very choppy overdone guitar solos and one sequencer and I think I heard a
keyboard once in there somewhere. You might consider this band yet another
guitar crossover band trying to draw the metal head population over into
the electronic wastelands and it is not even a very good one at that.
The only bands off the top of my head which even sound similar might be
Fear Factory or perhaps Templebeat, either being having ever so much more
musical talent than Oomph!

Oomph! are:
Dero - Vox & Drums
Crap - Guitars & Keys
Flux - Samples & Guitars

Contact:
Dynamica
c/o CBM Inc.
8721 Sunset Blvd.
Suite P6+P7
W. Hollywood, CA 90069

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Scorn _Evanescence_

1. Silver Rain Fell
2. Light Trap
3. Falling
4. Automata
5. Days Passed
6. Dreamspace
7. Exodus
8. Night Tide
9. The End
10. Slumber

Expecting a typical Earache metal band from hell I was totally shocked and
secretly pleased when I was instead treated to a mixture of gothic undertones
with middle eastern rhythms joined together to produce a sort of tribal
ambient melange. The music tends to get a little on the repetitive side
especially with the cymbals, but overall the complete work is rather soothing
and melodic fitting right at in my album collection right next to bands such
as In Slaughter Natives and Shinjuku Thief. If Scorn is any sign of the
musical directions Earache records might be taking in the future, I might
not just assume everything on the label is a rehashed miasma of metal.
If your into a mish mash of thundering percussion weaved with a little
ancient tribal rhythm and then thrown into a blender then Scorn is for you.

Scorn _Ellipsis_

1. Silver Rain Fell (Meat Beat Manifesto Mix)
2. Exodus (Scorn Mix)
3. Dreamspace (Coil - Shadow Vs Executioner Mix)
4. Night Ash Black (Bill Laswell - Slow Black Underground River Mix)
5. Night Tide (Scanner - Flaneur Electronique Mix)
6. Falling (Autoechre - FR 13 Mix)
7. The End (P.C.M. - Nightmare Mix)
8. Automata (Germ Mix)
9. Light Trap (Scorn Mix)

Eight excellent remixes from the previously released album "Evanescence" and
one new track remixed by Bill Laswell, life can't get much better than this.
Fresh from the rumors of the break-up of Scorn comes "Ellipsis" rising from
the ashes to proclaim the continued existence of the band. It turns out that
Michael is simply leaving the band to carry on other musical endeavors and
Nick will continue on as he always has and find another bass player just like
every second album he has ever released. The remixes themselves are deep ambient
dub with throbbing bass and low keynote guitars rumbling distantly in the
background. The kind of music that inspires nightmares of distant chaotic planes
filled with dark clouds and cackling demons. The perfect music to fall asleep
too right after a exhilarating concert or night on the town thereby inspiring
the continued experience throughout your sleep.

Scorn is:
Michael Harris
Nick Bullen

Contact:
Earache Records
295 Lafayette St.
Suite 915
New York, NY 10012
[phone]

E-mail: none

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Temple Beat _Black Suburbia_

1. We                0.14
2. Metal2:Money Or Sex        3.24
3. Interzone            4.48
4. Softly September        5.52
5. Heidi S.            3.46
6. Message 4            0.30
7. Trans            3.45
8. She's Lost Control        5.53
9. God Sent            5.38
10. Einstein On The Bitch    6.05
11. Intolerance            4.17
12. Message 2            0.28
13. Fight            4.39
14. Message 1            0.51
15. Human (the tears you cry)    5.52
16. Message 5            1.47

One of the very few catchy guitar industrial bands out there currently.
Templebeat actual take the time and effort to put together intelligent
song hooks to lure the listener into the music quite unlike many recent
guitar based bands. Strong political message permeate the music leaving me
to question what exactly is the meaning behind the title of the album.
Overall, an at least noteworthy guitar based industrial band whose music
does not depend on the guitar as it's primary device of construction but
rather employs a great deal of electronic programming and synthetic work
to accent the it.

Temple Beat are:
G. Ricci - Sounds
M. Benetello - Words
P. Zanetti - Rhythms
P. Favati - Bass & Samples

Contact:
Dynamica
c/o CBM Inc.
8721 Sunset Blvd.
Suite P6+P7
W. Hollywood, CA 90069

E-mail: [e-mail]

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Thorn _Bitter Potion_

1. Pacing            3:43
2. Martyr            4:47
3. Flesh of Skies        3:51
4. Desire (Sabre Sharp Love)    5:14
5. Thorn            5:09
6. Shadows            3:31
7. Legions of Lace        5:23
8. Tense            4:26
9. The Fear of Night        5:16
10. The Year of Discontent    6:02
11. Thursaz            3:54

For a band billed as guitar industrial, it sounds more like industrial glam
rock, with the keyboards being added as a feeble attempt to make the band more
marketable. The music literally reeks of former glam rock musicians and
resembles bad carbon copies of such band as Whitesnake, Poison, Warrant,
Firehouse, need I say more? So, avoid this album like the plaque unless your
are metal crossover brat trying to become more cultured in your music taste,
even then I'd suggest something else with slightly more talent, say perhaps
Ministry.

Thorn is:
John Jesse - Lead Vocals and Bass Guitar
Roy Mayorga - Drums and Programming
Stephen Flam - Guitars

Contact:
Roadrunner Records
536 Broadway
New York, NY 10012

E-mail: none

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Tinty Music    _Weightlessness: Of Contemplation & Distraction_

1. It came crashing            00.28
2. Flow                    23.04
 a. Angel afloat on a beam of light    02:45
 b. The dark dip beckons        01:57
 c. Weave                03:50
 d. Blood                07:37
 e. Mood                03:54
 f. Accidental kalimba            01:19
 g. Confession                01:42
3. Mindblocker (remix)            03:15
4. Suspended in disbelief        10:23
5. Mind the gap                20:32
6. Weightlessness            07:47
7. In a funk                02:28

Light wafting sound constructions reminiscent of dreams long gone, memories of
distant worlds only accessible while asleep. Music to be listened to in a dark
room while hazardous weather rumbles across the planet. The music kind of evokes
some of the ideas brought forth in Bruce Sterling's "Heavy Weather" which is odd
seeing as this music was all written prior to the publishing of the book. The
music seems to just drip of weather analogies and would be at home accompanying
almost any environmental change or perhaps just played with falling asleep.
However, the last two tracks speed up a little near the end and sort of seem
out of place with the rest of the music unless you consider them as the
crescendo leading to the finale of the total work. Definitely a very strong
ambient work that should be heard by all.

Tinty Music is: Kevin O'Conner

Contact:
Tinty Music
P.O. Box 85363
Seattle, WA 98145-1363
Voice: [phone]
Fax: [phone]

E-mail: [e-mail]
http://www.iuma.com/IUMA/band_html/Tinty_Music.html

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Voice of Eye and Life Garden: The Hungry Void - Volume One: Fire

Immediately upon the entrance of the music you feel as if your mind, body and
soul are immersed within a neverending dreamscape, the virtual world of the
hungry void which nips at you from all sides. This wonderfully produced journey
through the void exists on the material plane as nine interwoven tracks
revolving around a central theme. Only the composite work requires a name as
each separate track only exists to hilight the end product. If you enjoy
emotive sensorial sound constructions I suggest you acquire this album post
haste. It is one of the best of the year and ranks number one on my list of
albums to evoke strange dreams when you fall asleep to it.

Recorded live in performance and in the studio May-July 1994

Composed, performed and recorded by:
Bonnie McNairn
David Oliphant
Peter Ragan
Su Ling
Jim Wilson
Bil Yanok

Contact:
Life Garden
Agni Music
P.O. Box 1928
Ohoenix, AZ 85001-1928

Contact:
Voice of Eye
Cyclotron Industries
P.O. Box 66291
Houston, TX 77266

E-mail: none

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Crash Worship - The Warehouse - Kalamazoo, MI - May 5, 1995

This had to be the worst interview experience of my life, not only was I
totally unprepared for the interview but the band was *HOURS* late and so
was I to the location of the show. However the interview was saved due in
part of my partners in crime Nick, who came up with half the interview
impromptu, and Stephanie, who provided half a pack of cigarettes in fifteen
minutes to the nicotine crazed band. I'd also like to thank the DJ from
WIDR radio 89.1 out of Kalamazoo, MI for making more of an ass out of himself
more than I did, thereby making him eligible for the peon award of the night.

Jester: How does the fully sensory experience of coming to a Crash
Worship show compare to say the music on your album? and what if any music
from your albums do you play live?

Quintron: Well you sure don't look as if you experience the full effects
of the show (pointing at me), he sure has (pointing at nick). I'm not sure
your qualified to be asking that question.

Jester: What I'm trying to ask here is do you feel that the experience
itself lies outside of the music, that without the experience there is no
music?

Quintron: First off nothing released on any of the albums do we ever play
live. Secondly I'm not quite sure I understand what you mean by this
experience you keep referring to. We're trying to incorporate smoke in the
CD so that as soon as you turn your CD player on it starts smoking but
thats all that you are missing.

We went off on some useless banter at this point making it quite obviously
known that I had lost all respect from the band at the outset because
I had escaped the show clean and free from the dirt, water, smoke,
chocolate syrup, milk, and orgone material that was covering most
of the people present at the table.

Jester: What was the motivation behind the name of the new album,
Triplemania III?

Dreifsky: Wrestling! Next question.

Quintron: What do you really want to know? Fuck all the prepared questions.
What do you really, really, want to know about this band?

Jester: What are you trying to give the audience? What deep down are you
trying to pass along to those people who show up?

Jason: An orgasm!

Dreifsky: Nothing! I hate people.

Jester: Then why do you perform?

Jason: Because sometimes the crowd gets so riled up that they spontaneously
combust. And everyone once in a while and you can get people moving.

Dreifsky: Its all about two people looking at each other from across the
room, like one there in the corner and one standing here. There's a lot of
mixed things going, frequencies, wavelengths and all of a sudden there is
this feeling that is happening. The feeling that starts at your feet and
works up your loins and starts burning. It enters your solar plexus,
expands and starts exploding, it's just shining, and thats what it's all about.

Jester: There isn't a single way you can describe it?

Dreifsky: You can't take all those words and put them into one word, you
have to take the whole sentence.

Jester: I noticed that the pamphlet (at the start of the show there was a
puppet show, and a pamphlet was thrown into the crowd which explained the
basics ideas an concepts as well as the dialogue of the puppet show), in
the very beginning was an attempt to let the audience know what they were
going to experience.

Quintron: The flyer that I was throwing around before the puppet show?

Jester: Yes, you were telling that audience that whither or not they
wanted to, they were participants of show.

Dreifsky: A lot of the word and the lyrics we use are on that pamphlet.

Quintron: The lyrics to all of the songs are contained on that paper.
There are fragments of all the lyrics pieced together.

Dreifsky: So if you read that, everything is totally disclosed.

Quintron: Did you read it?

Jester: I was trying to grasp what was occurring, I could not get
everything as it was coming at me, and it was easier to have something
like this pamphlet to guide me along. To experience it and then to go back
and look at what was written down on paper and see it all summarized there.

Dreifsky: when you read it, it is very deep. There are a lot of of symbolic
things going on. There is some pretty heavy shit if you read?

Jester: Have you always brought the crowd into the show since the start?

Dreifsky: The crowd attack us first.

Jason: The crowd came after us and pulled us off the stage. It's no longer
two separate elements. The audience sometimes comes up on stage and plays
with us and the band goes down into the audience and plays as well. They
are one and the same. We feed off them, they feed off us. They are no
longer considered two parts any more?

Nick: Have you ever not wanted to be in the crowd?

Quintron: No, there have been crowds so tight. I have seen bands that they
have wanted to burn places down, but thats an extreme and we haven't gone
for that yet, we may never go that far. There is still hope for us.

Jester: Do you feel restrained by an indoor environment in which to perform?
I've read that you can get away with more in an outdoor venue than you can
get away with indoors like here.

Dreifsky: You take a small room, put inside a few drummers, a crazy guitar
player, lots of smoke and like this dirt, this drive this continuing
things, you get hit with things, you lose all sense of direction, you fall
on the ground.

Nick: Are there any major difference between the indoor and outdoor shows?

Quintron: The indoor shows are more up close and personal but the outdoor
shows we can go balls out.

Dreifsky: We can do whatever we want, its all part of the plan. It's a
bigger picture. For whatever reason its not in the game plan and we can't
do it all for whatever reason, but its all for the greater good. You just
have to keep that in mind, so that if you see a show that is toned down to
not be disappointed and just back come to another show. It's always like
this continuing thing, going and going, and eventually all the pieces
fall together and it makes sense, but you can't just hope to understand it
all after one show.

Quintron: You learn whose cheating on who, whose pushing everybody down,
whose yelling the most, whose lighting the most fireworks, you start to
choose favorites.

Dreifsky: Things make sense.

Quintron: Do you have a favorite member?

Jester: No, because it seems to me that you never stay constant, there
will be a person her and there, and its not 100% the same from show to show.

Quintron: We planned this all before the tour. We knew exactly who was
going to be at each show.

Jason: Quintron has been here since the very beginning like ten years ago. He
was trying to talk to Marcus and Simon (The other two members), trying to con
them into this. And they finally caved in after a couple of years. There were
both in rock bands. Marcus was in a Christian rock band way back then.

Nick: Do the crowds normally do pretty well? Or have you played shows were
the crowd is out to kill each other?

Quintron: We usually have a pretty good crowd, except for the preppy.

Dreifsky: Like I said, there is a bounty out on the preppy who threw the
bottle and started the fight.

Nick: Have you ever had a crowd that is out to hurt people?

Quintron: There was a Nazi Skinhead at the San Diego show.

Dreifsky: How did you know he was a Nazi?

Jason: Because he had "White Power" tattooed on the back of his arm. We
all just peed into a bottle, and poured it on him, and then threw him
into the crowd. The crowd dragged his ass outside.

Dreifsky: You pee on him and then you putting baking soda all over them,
and they just fizz like popcorn.

Quintron: It's not really to hurt them physically, its to hurt their
pride. That hurts so much more. Everyone at the whole crowd was chanting
"Get out!", it was beautiful. I don't know why it didn't happen with this
guy tonight actually. I tried to slow dance with him. He kept shoving me
around he was damn violent. Where the heck is that guy anyways?

Nick: Does the show ususually break up into a mini orgy going on?

Dreifsky: I never see anything, I just play the drums.

Quintron: Oh, you were out there in that mini orgy huh?

Nick: I was in it.

Jester: Do you ever have a crowd that doesn't get into it any more? A crowd
who refuses to become part of the show.

Quintron: No, even if it seems like it to the band that they are not
getting into it, they are. I don't actually play an instrument in the band,
although I am the leader, but I do play horn on a few tracks on the album.
The crowd is always into it.

Dreifsky: All parts of this music is written out. I think it would be
amusing to see all of this music on sheets.

Quintron: Even though nobody here reads, Crash Worship Muzak would be fun.
That's what Jason does on the side is make Crash Worship Muzak. He does
super market jingles and stuff when we're not on tour. That's how he
makes his money. More questions.

Jester: Do you consider this an original work, a concept you came up with..

Quintron: There is no concept at all it's a band.

Jester: Are you borrowing in part voluntary or involuntary from some other
source, or are you simply accumulating every you've ever dealt with and
expressing it through music?

Dreifsky: Tell him about the channeling. He does want to talk about shit
like that, its pretty important shit.

Quintron: Because it's a secret. I don't believe in it channeling. I'm
the only one besides Jeff who doesn't believe in it.

Dreifsky: Fine now i don't want to talk about it any more. It's getting too
deep.

Jason; When we eat beef jerky we suddenly get signals from the mother
ship. *laugh*

Nick: Do you always come out of the shows as high as your crowds? I've
only had like an hour of sleep, and I'm completely awake and wired still.

Jason: We sleep less than an hour a night and we do this seven days a
week. Don't you wish you could do this all of them time.

Nick: I was suggesting we should follow you everywhere you go.

Crash Worship: NO!

Quintron: No, you have to start something yourself.

Jason: We want to be like the Dead. We want you all to follow us around.

At this point Dreifsky lept over me and the table and tackled Jason
telling him to take it back. Quintron grabbed the recorder and held it
up close to the three minutes of furious combat between Jason and Dreifsky
until Jason gave up and apologized for comparing the band to the Grateful
Dead. The band made sure we got this on tape and that it was in the interview.

Quintron: Next question.

Jester: Damn, I'm out of questions.

Quintron: Then make them us as you go along.

Jester: That's what I've been doing the whole time, it isn't an interview
if it isn't free form.

WIDR: Would I be stepping on anyones toes if I recorded this for my radio
station?

Finally someone less prepared than I do from the local college alternative
station makes an entrance albeit a wee bit late and joins the interview
thereby removing the stress and abuse I had been taking from the band
during the entire interview.

Quintron: You just missed it.

Dreifsky: You can cut in if you like.

Quintron: Does he have any questions. They've asked all the important
ones, can you think or any more.

Dreifsky: People seem to always trip out about our music, but its just
pure Americana. Most people can't see that through the lights and music.

Jester: Do you find it offense, stimulating, whatever when someone
compares you to someone like Test Department?

Quintron: That's just stupid. Whatever comparisons there are between us an
Test Department or Laibach are bullshit.

Jason: They can meet us after school behind the playground. We're down.

Dreifsky: Wait til Budapest!

WIDR: What about comparisons to like 23skidoo?

Quintron: I've never heard of them.

Jason: I was learning to write sentences then.

Quintron: We don't actually read any reviews at all.

Jason: Jeff doesn't even know how to read.

Quintron; I make it a point to not let any of the band read reviews.

Jester: Do you think it would unduly influence them in some way?

Quintron: Propaganda, like lame ass comparisons, it gets people going in
wrong direction.

Dreifsky: It keeps up pure.

Jason: he doesn't let us listen to music past 1950.

Nick: How much of the stage is thinking about the show and how much of it
is just doing?

Dreifsky: We do special exercises before the show. We have special
stretches so we don't have to think about stuff like that on stage.

Jason: We do a lot of juggling exercises.

Dreifsky: Juggling is very pure, and when your juggling....your really
releasing all thought process, you have trust.

Quintron: You know its a good show when they have to clean it up with a
shovel (sounds of the clean up crew shoveling up the water, glass,
fireworks, and assorted junk on the floor)

WIDR: Who threw the glass at the very beginning?

Quintron: I dont know I'll bet it was the preppy. But they broke this very
important puppet for the puppet show that I don't really have the time to
fix. The puppet was supposed to be you Dreifsky.

Nick: Whomever it was, was way in the back.

Quintron: Well they fucking smashed the head off of the puppet.

Jason: They probably play softball for the local college with that kind of aim.

Quintron: Why do people feel the need to throw trash at us? Do they hate us?

Dreifsky: No, they were probably feeling interactive....they had to throw
shit back.

WIDR: Have you been asked the name of the band question yet?

Jason: There was a magazine put out about Evil Knevil. There was section
about every bone in his body that he had broken, and it was titled Crash
Worship. He had broken every bone in his body at least twice. At least
that what he says. There is a list of all the hospitals he went to for
each accident.

Quintron: If you look back into Evil Knevil's career you can find where
Crash Worship blossomed, and when the band originally came from. He was a
great man. We all act with this mutual sort of worship.

WIDR: It seems that the band itself sort of transcends that sort of face value.

Quintron: No, we're not that deep.

WIDR: Have you ever gone by any other name besides Quintron that might be
recognizable?

Quintron: Robert or Robot...

Jester: Have you dropped the acronym (ADRV) off the end of your name?

WIDR: What does ADRV stand for?

Dreifsky: Alcoholic Drivers Recreational Vehicles.  I'm serious.

WIDR: That's not what I heard. I heard it was (some horribly pronounced
Spanish words) Like Adoration of Breaking Things.

Jason: That's pretty bad Spanish. If that's what it really stood for that
would be some horrible white boy Spanish. We're pretty close to Mexico so
that shit doesn't cut it. But it does not stand for that Spanish stuff it
stands for what Dreifsky said.

Quintron: It's the constant passing out at the wheel and still making it
to where ever your going.

Dreifsky: It's just alcoholic!

At this point the interview was effectively over. The band needed to pack
up its equipment and find a place to crash for the evening as the cops
had arrived and were hassling the bar owners about being open after the
two am legal alcohol serving limit in the state of Michigan.

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On 20 May 1995, Isabelle Bastien wrote:

> De son balcon M=E8re Sup=E9rieure surveille d'un oeil attentif et=20
> bienveillant ses novices faisant leur tour de bicyclette quotidien:
> - Allons, allons mes petites un peu de tenue s'il vous pla=EEt, si vous=
=20
> n'=EAtes pas sages je remettrai vos selles de v=E9lo !
>=20
>=20
>=20
=20
=09Eh ben, elle n'est pas jeune celle-l=E0 mais l'effort y est!

=09Salut
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    J'ai un probleme de communication avec ma femme. Elle a
change de spermicide et quand je m'en suis apercu, j'avais l'air d'un
chien enrage!


Blague de Steven Wright.

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> 68030-optimization seems to reduce the size of MINT.PRG a little, but
> otherwise the speed doesn't seem to improve at all. Should this be so?

Hi Tommi,

    I don't know exactly what 68030 optimization means.  Let's see, I'm
sure the '030 has some instructions that the '000 doesn't, so if I
compiler were worth it's salt, it would take this into account.
Probably, it doesn't.  I'm just guessing, though.  As far as regular
"non-denominational" optimization, I wouldn't expect much improvement.  I
never get much improvement from optimization.

Ben  Allfree
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Un texan roule dans sa grosse cadillac. Il roule vite. Il traverse un
quartier habite par des noirs et malgres des panneaux signalant la
proximite d'une ecole, il roule toujours tres vite.
Quand, tout a coup, ce qui devait arriver, arriva. Au detour d'un
virage, sa voiture fauche un groupe de jeunes enfants noirs qui
sortaient de l'ecole.
Le conducteur s'arrete quand meme pour voir si sa voiture n'est pas
abimee. Sinon, c'est affreux, il y a du sang partout, des membres
dechiquettes (un peu comme dans l'album "les Bidochons usages de la
route", je vous raconterai) et tout et tout. C'est l'horreur. En plus,
la cadillac du gros texan est toute cabossee et il y a des cheveux
coinces dans ses essuies-glaces.
La police arrive sur les lieux de l'accident. Un policier vient
interroger le texan:
"D'apres vous, a quelle vitesse couraient les enfants quand ils ont
percutes votre vehicule ?"
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From: [e-mail] (Nicolas Prevot)
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Subject: Re: Skinheads
Date: 22 May 1995 07:53:23 GMT
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In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Descault Arnaud)
writes:
|>
|> Marc est il skinhead ou cure ?? (Ou meme homosexuel chauve ??)
|> Pitie une reponse a cette insuportable question
|>
|> Arnaud Descault
|> Paris -- France

Non seulement Marc est un gentil Skin, mais en plus y avait sa photo dans
le journal hier (L'Est Republicain)...

Le titre (modifie par mes soins :-) ) de l'article :
"Avec les Skins, les Resto font le plein" et un exemple sur la methode de
travail de Marc : "Ton ble, si tu veux pas tater de ma batte !"

    --NIC.on l'aime bien not' Skin.
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From: [e-mail] (Laurent Guiraud)
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Subject: une petite betise Hors Feminisme
Date: 22 May 1995 07:50:52 GMT
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Voila un entretien rapporte authentique :

"T`as un nouveau micro dit le clavier a la chanteuse; il est HF ? ne voyant aucun cable
s`y reliant...
et la chanteuse de retorquer sincerement avec naivite :

ouais ouais il est Hors Fil !!!!!
"

Pardon

Lolo.
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(William, c'est un autre, c'est monsieur ppccccchhhhhhhhiewew)


Hmmm... Savez-vous pourquoi les hommes ejaculent-ils par acoups?








Parce que les femmes boivent par gorgees.
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Subject: dans le genre nulle
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Difference entre un pigeon ?











































Il a 2 pattes, surtout la gauche !

Laurent.
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In article <3pftcm$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (rex i beard) says:
>
>In article <[e-mail]>,
>David E. Fox <[e-mail]> wrote:
>>Jeff Mercer ([e-mail]) wrote:
>>
>>: By Federal law, the US Post Office has the right to fine and even arrest
>>: those that refuse to use its service. This is not a joke, it's fact. There
>>: have been many recent cases of such, in fact.
>>
>>Sounds like a real urban legend. Where's the proof? Where is the US Code
>>section where this is mentioned?
>>
>>Forgive me, I'm skeptical about this.
>
>It is true. Many small and medium sized companies have been fined tens
>of thousands of dollars for using private carries for "non-urgent"
>packages. There doesn't appear to be any loop hole for individuals either,
>so if you use UPS to send Christmas packages early, you too could
>be fined what it would have cost you to send it via US Post.


The restriction is only on first class mail.  Other delivery services *can*
compete (and do) in delivery of magazines and newspapers (second class mail),
junk mail (third class), and packages (fourth class).  The only exception
for first class is urgent mail requiring faster delivery than the post office
can supply.  Some FedEx customers have been put through the wringer to
'prove' that what they FexExed was indeed urgent, and where they could
not prove that, they had to pay regular postage to the P.O. for the mail
they sent FedEx.  In effect, paying for service not rendered because of
the law.  Some local entrepreneurs started delivery services for utility
bills and other business mail; they were promptly shut down by the P.O.

Frank

>
>They claim to use a circa 1860 law granting monopoly to the US post
>office. This source of revenue hasn't been challenged in court (to my
>knowledge). It is just cheaper for the small companies to pay up. They
>are also afraid that the post office would "accidently" lose their
>regular mail.
>
>I have seen several articles on this. I still have one news clipping about
>an Atlanta company being fined (extorted out of) some 60 thousand
>dollars. It was a moderate stink a couple years ago and the post office
>finally stopped doing it. They explicitly said they had the authority to
>do it , but out of the goodness of their heart they would desist until
>the Post Office could improve its own reliability.
>
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From: [e-mail] (Jean-Christophe MONIER)
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Subject: Le retour de ta mere...tatatin :+)
Date: 22 May 1995 09:26:35 GMT
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Ta mere elle est tellement conne qu'elle croit que MENOPAUSE c'est une
touche sur ton magnetoscope .

Houaa l'autre he !

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Subject: Le Pen
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Pourquoi JM Le Pen offre-t'il un Mars a tous les Arabes qu'il rencontre ?


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Parce-que : "Un Mars et ca repart" !!!


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From: [e-mail] ([e-mail])
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Since I am technically deficient in this area, I was wondering if
anybody has considered writing a patch for TOS 1.0/1.2 so that 32MB
partions can be used?  Is this even possible?  Or should I just get TOS
1.4/2.06 for ALL my machines?

Dom

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From: [e-mail] (Eric Thiebaut)
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Subject: Desert
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  C'est trois blancs qui se font un RAID desert. Comme par hazard y'se balladent en 4x4, ca c'est du RAID !!!!
  Tout a coup, l'engin tombe en panne, et voila qu'ils se retrouvent en plein milieu du desert, le premier village se
trouvant a mille mile de la. Paumes ils decident alors de prendre une direction au pif. Les heures passent, et la soif
commence a se faire resentir, ils avaient oublie de prendre l'Ice Tea... Encore quelques heures apres ils sont a bout de
force sentant que la fin approche. Et v'la que la fee du desert arrive et leur propose trois voeux.
  Le premier pas tres fut'fut' mais assez mondain dit alors: je voudrais un verre de Badoit servi avec un citron et une
paille.
  Un noir arrive alors habille en tenue de serveur avec un plateau et un verre de Badoit et toutes les options.
  Le second assez profiteur dit alors: Je voudrais une super nana avec un beau train arriere et une super poitrine comme
dans le mirage que je viens de voir.
  Claudia Schiffer se retrouve alors devant lui, comme sur les photos que l'on peut trouver dans les Hotlists du plus
commun site HTTP. Ils s'eloignent derriere la premiere dune avoisinante et ...
  Le troisieme encore plus profiteur dit alors: Je voudrais plein de ble, plein de bijoux et plein d'actions Paribas.
   Son voeu est exhause et un avion passe au dessus d'eux largant une valise contenant le tout.
  Le dernier, le plus malin, dit alors: Je voudrais boire de l'eau a volonte, avoir plein de nanas et etre riche.
  Il se retrouve alors transforme en chiotte dans le plus connu des supers hotels a touriste d'Afrrrrique.




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Subject: Re: Printanier et pluvieux
Date: 22 May 1995 09:46:52 GMT
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[e-mail] (Fabrice) wrote:

> En tous cas ca debride les langues (ou plutot les doigts) de certaines...
> Ca faisait un moment que tu te terrais Alex ou alors t'etais encore en vacances ???
>
>    Fabrice (Qu'aime pas la pluie non plus)

Non j'etais pas en vacances mais je n'avais pas de blagues droles et
subtiles a ajouter. Alors puisqu'on m'a fait des reproches que ben,
si c'etait juste pour mettre des remarques je devais me taire, alors
je m'ai tu. Mais la il fait beau on est le 22 mai et TOUT VA BIEN, alors
j'm'en fiche si j'ai pas de blague drole et vachement subtile a vous
raconter parce que je suis d'extra bonne humeur. Ca ne vous fait pas
rire, hein ?

Alexandra
(Tres tres de bonne humeur)
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[e-mail] (Jean-Philippe Lerda) wrote:

> PS:je m excuse d avance aupres de la communaute feminine pour qui
> j ai une profonde admiration.

Ouais mais alors vraiment profonde alors !!!!

Alexandra
(2 metres 10)
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[e-mail] (Robert Pellerin) wrote:

> A cause des quinze minutes de silence qui l'accompagne...

Quinze ? On a tous ses petits problemes !

Gregoire
(Je vous assure que c'est mon vrai nom)
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[e-mail] (Eric Thiebaut) wrote:

> mille mile de la

S'il te plait, dessine-moi un mouton


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From: [e-mail] (Ludovic Rousseau)
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Subject: Re: version beta du futur jeux de chez atrocity
Date: 22 May 1995 10:29:38 GMT
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In article <3p9qnh$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Stephane  Chauveau) writes:
>In article <3p9kkg$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Ludovic Rousseau) writes:
>>Est-ce que quelqu'un sait comment se joue ce jeux ?
>>Il vient du BBS Brasil sous le nom diamonds.prg
>
>Je ne sais pas non plus y jouer. J'ai l'impression que cela ne marche pas
>en VGA car l'ecran ne fait que 320 points de large au lieu de 384 en
>overscan TV. La partie la plus a droite de la zone de jeux doit donc etre
>inaccessible. Quelqu'un l'a t'il teste sur une TV ??

J'ai un ecran RGB et il me semble que j'ai bien tous l'ecran. je ne sais
plus si c'est en overscan ou non.

Dans la partie la plus a droite il y a une brique vide et je crois quelques
graphismes mais pas plus de doc.

L'image de fond a l'air bien, c'est dommage de rater ce jeux :-(

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In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Olivier Rabateau) writes:
>RO>Si tu veux installer Linux, une partition Minix n'est pas necessaire.
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>Oui! Mais quand on a déja une partition Minix (pour MiNT), peut-on
>l'utiliser pour installer Linux (la distrib de Laurent Chemla)?
>Ca m'éviterait de reformater mon HD!  :-))
>Ma partition Minix fait 100Mo.

Tu veux avoir le meme partition pour MiNT ET Linux ?
Ca ne me semble pas un tres bonne idee puisque les deux systemes utilisent
les memes repertoires /bin, /etc, /usr/bin ... avec des fichiers
differents (binaires et fichiers de config).

Si tu veux jsute recuperer ta partition Minix pour l'utiliser avec Linux
et seulement avec Linux le plus simple est de la passer en ext2 (partition
Linux). Ca n'est pas la peine de repartitionner le disque.

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From: [e-mail] (DE PRETER MARC)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Re: MretMme
Date: 22 May 1995 10:30:11 GMT
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Jean-Philippe Lerda ([e-mail]) wrote:
:       MretMme      groisdanslefrigochaipasquoienfaire

Eclairez donc ma lanterne ... kesske c'est des hongrois dans le frigo (ou le
canape) ??? C'est de l'argot ??? Ou alors c'est pas terrible ????

Allez, mon post

Ca se passe en plein Hexagone

Un Belge (le bon dans l'histoire) est directeur d'une entreprise situee sur le
territoire francais. Ayant traite son assistant d'imbecile, il passe devant le
tribunal.
- Le juge : Ainsi donc, vous l'avez traite d'imbecile ?
- Le Belge : Mais c'est vrai, Monsieur le Juge, il est vraiment con. Regardez bien.
Il se retourne, et s'adresse a son assistant : "Marcel, va voir au bureau si
j'y suis ..." Et Marcel y va.
Alors, le juge : _ Mais c'est vrai qu'il est con, il aurait pu simplement
telephoner.
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From: [e-mail] (Sebastien Bacquart)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Re: Re : concours
Date: 22 May 1995 10:48:12 GMT
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Herve Istin ([e-mail]) wrote:
: Dimitri Janczak ([e-mail]) scribouilla:
: : Fabrice ([e-mail]) ecrit:
: : : PS : je pense que je suis bien parti pour remporter le concours
: : de blagues nulles...
: : Ah! Non :
: : C'est l'histoire d'un steak hache qui traverse la route.
: : Arrive une poele (chaude la poele) : et pfffff le steak hache

: Si :   C'est deux steaks haches dans une poele (la meme si vous voulez).
:     L'un dit : - Fait chaud hein ?
:     L'autre reponds : - Aaahh ! Un steak hache qui parle !


    Et la poele s'ecrit : - Aaaahh !! Des steak qui parlent !!...


: Et pour faire plaisir a Snoopy une contrepetrie Belge :
: Il fait beau et chaud.

    J'en ai une aussi :
 Il fait chaud et beau.

                        Yahoo.Desole.Mais.Vraiment.Desole
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From: [e-mail] (Eric Thiebaut)
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Subject: Re: Desert
Date: 22 May 1995 12:42:50 +0200
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C'est un mouton qui traverse un chemin dans le desert et BEEEEEHHH le pull de Mohamed,
conducteur de chameau.
Et le chacal de dire: un mouton sans poil, c'est pas beau a dessiner.


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  e-mail: [e-mail]
  Stagiaire INSA au CRIN
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    Quelle etait la couleur du cheval blanc d'Henri IV ?



































    Blanc, desole.

    Corinne
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From: [e-mail] (Matthieu Dazy)
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: Et le chacal de dire: un mouton sans poil, c'est pas beau a dessiner.

    Aaaahhh! Un chacal qui parle!

        Shadow.demain.j'arrete.(promis)

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>C'EST PAS UNE CX MAIS UNE SM, bande de nazes (:-)))

SM ? SM ? cuir? chaînes ?

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From: [e-mail] (Serge PEREZ)
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In article [e-mail], [e-mail] (Frederic Magri-473864) writes:
>In article bellamy@cli53be, [e-mail] () writes:
>>
>>bla bla bla
>
>vraiment a l EDF ils n ont que ca a faire .....
>pensez y en regardant tourner votre compteur ....
>
>Frederic
>[e-mail]
               ^^^^^^^^^^^


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J'ai du sauter un episode....

--Serge



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From: [e-mail]
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Subject: AMIS BELGES
Message-ID: <1995May22.130336.3579@nedcu0>
Date: 22 May 95 13:03:36 MET
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Comment reconnait-on un belge dans un magasin de souliers?








C'est le seul qui essaie les cartons!


(Vieille blague ressortie des cartons...)
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Dans le meme genre,
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  e-mail: [e-mail]
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From: [e-mail] (Stephane Chevalier)
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Subject: Re: Hugh !
Date: 22 May 1995 11:33:26 GMT
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Dans le meme style...

Notre nouveau president (mangez des pommes avant d'avoir la chiasse (desole) )
a ete invite en thailande du sud (desole pour nos amis thailandais du sud)...
Le soir de la conference, alors qu'il rentre a l'hotel il croise une superbe
demoiselle qu'il emballe en quelques secondes... (il l'a fait avec 52,4 %
des francais alors pourquoi pas avec une thailandaise du sud ... hein ??)
Il l'amene dans sa chambre et se rue sur elle....
Il y met tout son coeur pour ne pas decevoir la reputation des francais
a l'etranger... Et pendant leur ebats la fille n'arrete pas de crier
"takomo miquoue, takomo miquoue,..." (recupere d'une casette intitule
"ecoutes telephoniques sans telephone" [PASQUA 94] )
Sur de sa prestation et du contentement de la fille il s'endort en poensant
a son boulot de dans 2 ans qu'il a...
Le lendemain, il est invite par le ministre thailandais (du sud) pour faire
une partie de golf...
Tous deux sont sur le green... et le ministre reussi alors un coup fabuleux..
hop en 1 coup.... Et la notre tonton bis le felicite avec les quelques mots
de cette langue : "Bravo.... heu....takomo miquoue, takomo miquoue,..."
Le ministre le regarde alors etonne... "Comment ca ??? comment ??? Pourquoi
le mauvais trou ???"

BOAFFFFfffff......

Steph le tut...

(toute ressemblance avec une signature existante ou ayant
existee serait purement fortuite.... enfin presque)
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From: hm@piau ()
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Subject: Re: Printanier et pluvieux
Date: 22 May 1995 12:28:20 GMT
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Alexandra Boussalem ([e-mail]) wrote:
: [e-mail] (Fabrice) wrote:

: > En tous cas ca debride les langues (ou plutot les doigts) de certaines...
: > Ca faisait un moment que tu te terrais Alex ou alors t'etais encore en vacances ???
: >
: >    Fabrice (Qu'aime pas la pluie non plus)

: Non j'etais pas en vacances mais je n'avais pas de blagues droles et
: subtiles a ajouter. Alors puisqu'on m'a fait des reproches que ben,
: si c'etait juste pour mettre des remarques je devais me taire, alors
: je m'ai tu. Mais la il fait beau on est le 22 mai et TOUT VA BIEN, alors
: j'm'en fiche si j'ai pas de blague drole et vachement subtile a vous
: raconter parce que je suis d'extra bonne humeur. Ca ne vous fait pas
: rire, hein ?

: Alexandra
: (Tres tres de bonne humeur)


Bin ca au moins, ca fait plaisir !

        HERVE

PS: Ta mere, elle chante Singing in the rain au soleil ??!

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Seb Le Pouet ([e-mail]) wrote:
: In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Thierry Borloz ass. prof. B. Lara 521) writes:
: > Mon estime confrere Seb Le Pouet ecrit:
: > >Subject: Re: La + nulle


... [max of blabla deleted]



C'est plus une vanne, c'est une ecluse !

        HERVE

PS: Ouaih, bon, je sais, je sais...
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From: [e-mail] (Stephane Chevalier)
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Subject: Re: Ah, l'amour
Date: 22 May 1995 11:43:39 GMT
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In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Lolo) writes:

|> [......]
|> une resistance. Au bout d'1/4 d'heure, il y arrive enfin, et ils font
|> l'amour comme des beeeeetes ! Juste apres, le garcon lui dit :
|> "Excuses-moi, j'etais tellement excite... si j'avais su que tu etais
|> vierge, j'aurais pris mon temps
|> - Ben oui, repond la fille, et si t'avais pris ton temps, j'aurais enleve
|> mon collant...
|>                     Lolo
|> --
|>     \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_
|>     \_  Laurent Aupetit - Universite de Technologie de Compiegne    \_

On sent que c'est du vecu ca non ???

allez une fois... une petite :
Petite fille : "Dis papa, pourquoi maman elle court en zig zag dans le jardin.. ?"
papa : "tais toi et passe moi les cartouches...."

(DEsole)

Steph le tut.

(Ta mere : elle redige sa these sur un MAC SE !)

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From: [e-mail] (DE PRETER MARC)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: La pomme et le petit caca
Date: 22 May 1995 10:58:22 GMT
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C'est l'histoire d'une pomme et d'un petit caca. Ils sont la, dans la nature,
quand tout a coup la pomme se tourne vers la crote et lui dit :
"Non mais, tu t'es deja regardee ? Tu pue, tu es laide, tu ... aaaahhh, tu me
degoutes". A ce moment, une main surgit, prend la pomme et la porte a une
bouche. Et la crotte fait un signe de 'main' a la pomme : "A tout de suite"


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From: [e-mail]
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Subject: Ouin-Ouin va a l'eglise
Message-ID: <1995May22.133527.3580@nedcu0>
Date: 22 May 95 13:35:27 MET
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C'est Ouin-Ouin qui doit aller à l'eglise. Or, ce dimanche matin, il est
en retard et n'a pas eu le temps de prendre son p'tit dejeuner. Vite, il
se fait une tartine en esperant avoir le temps de la manger en chemin.
Arrive devant l'eglise, il lui reste encore la moitie de sa tartine et
comme il n'ose pas entrer avec dans l'eglise, il est bien embete, surtout
que la messe commence. C'est alors qu'il voit un arbre, y grimpe, et depose
sa tartine tout en priant:
- Mon Dieu faites que ma tartine soit encore la quand je sortirai de la
  messe. Au nom du Pere, du Fils et du St-Esprit.

Et voila Ouin-OUIN qui entre dans l'eglise. Durant toute la messe, Ouin-OUIN
prie pour sa tartine,"Mon Dieu faites que ma tartine soit encore la quand
je sorterai de l'eglise et faites aussi que les gentils petits oiseaux ne la
mangent pas". A la fin de la messe le pretre dit a ses fideles: "Et mainte-
nant allez dans la paix du Christ. Au nom du pere, du Fils et du St-Esprit
Am..." Et Ouin-Ouin de filer vers la sortie sans ecouter jusqu'au bout la
sainte parole afin de reuperer sa tartine. Arrive en haut de l'arbre,
HORREUR la tartine a disparu!!! Savez-vous pourquoi?






















Ouin-Ouin avait oublie de dire "AMEN" !!!

La pause est terminee? Helas oui! Au boulot...
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From: [e-mail] (Stephane Chevalier)
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Subject: Re: femme parfaite
Date: 22 May 1995 12:05:43 GMT
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In article <3ppn9s$[e-mail]>, Alexandra Boussalem <[e-mail]> writes:
|> [e-mail] (Jean-Philippe Lerda) wrote:
|>
|> > PS:je m excuse d avance aupres de la communaute feminine pour qui
|> > j ai une profonde admiration.
|>
|> Ouais mais alors vraiment profonde alors !!!!
|>
|> Alexandra
|> (2 metres 10)

De large ?

(Scotty energie...)

Steph le prout  ;)

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Date: 22 May 1995 12:24:42 GMT
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Ta mère est tellement snob qu'elle taille des pipes avec une paille

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Quelle est la difference entre une grenouille et un pneu ??























Ils sont tous les deux en caoutchouc, sauf la grenouille.

Pardon

-Fred-
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In article <3ppvqa$[e-mail]>
[e-mail] (dede) writes:

> Ta mère est tellement snob qu'elle taille des pipes avec une paille


Record du monde de rapidite de retour aux news.
J'avais jamais vu aussi vite la meme histoire revenir sur les news. A
croire qu'un gars l'a lue sur les news, la racontee au gus assis face
aux machines a cote de lui et que manque de bol ce gus etait aussi sur
les news. Alors, tres vite, il la poste.
Bravo a l'universite d'Angers. Vous avez invente le routeur humain :-)
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Notre cher Montier F ecrit:
: Quelle est la difference entre une grenouille et un pneu ??


: Ils sont tous les deux en caoutchouc, sauf la grenouille.

: Pardon

: -Fred-

Et : Spaltch la grenouille ...


Franck, un pneu creve, et ecrase par la chaleur.


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From: [e-mail] (Peter Burch)
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Hi!

I would be most grateful if someone could mail me withe the EXACT file format of a
.IMG image file.

Thanks

pete

[e-mail]


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> Quelle est la difference entre une grenouille et un pneu ??
>
>
> Ils sont tous les deux en caoutchouc, sauf la grenouille.

Et si on arretait ce concours stupide ?

------------------
Une fee en ballade dans un square s'arrete en contemplation devant deux
statues surlesquelles sommenolent quelques pigeons gonfles de pain
distribue par les petites retraitees inutiles et accariatres. Les deux
statues sont separees de quelques metres et representent un homme et
une femme nus se regardant tendrement. La fee comprend alors que ces
deux statues sont amoureuses l'une de l'autre depuis longtemps. Elle
decide alors de faire une bonne action et d'un coup de baguette magique
donne la vie aux statues. Nos deux statues se precitent alors derriere
un buisson et tres vite la fee peu entendre des bruits et des cris.
"Ah oui, vas-y, comme ca, voila, c'est bon, ca vient"
"oummmmmf !!! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, euuuuuuuuuuuh ! ouufff !"
"Oui tiens-le bien, encore"
Intriguee et un rien mateuse, la fee se glisse dans le buisson pour les
observer, et la que voit-elle ?
Une statue accroupie et l'autre tenant de force un pigeon sous les
fesses de la premiere. Et la statue accroupie qui dit : "Oui, vas-y
tiens le bien, a mon tour de lui chier dessus a cette saloperie de
pigeon !"
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qrfbyr
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C'est deux petites bites qui vont au cinema,

La premiere dit a sa copine: " Pourvu que ce ne soit pas un film de cul,
                               car je ne veux pas rester debout pendant toute
                               la sceance......".



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hm@piau () wrote:

> PS: Ta mere, elle chante Singing in the rain au soleil ??!

Oui, pourquoi ?

Alexandra
(Demoiselle de Cherbourg)
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[e-mail] wrote:

> Ouin-Ouin avait oublie de dire "AMEN" !!!
>

Amen alors !

Alexandra
(Oui-Oui)
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[e-mail] (Stephane Chevalier) wrote:

> |> Alexandra
> |> (2 metres 10)
>
> De large ?

Ouais, ben, demain si ta voiture ou ton chien ou ta boite au lettre ou
ta mere ou ta mobylette ou ton velo ou ton ordinateur explose, et ben
ce sera pas la faute a Malaussene.

Alexandra
(Tu vois ce que je veux dire ?)
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[e-mail] (Emmanuel Anique) wrote:

> Bravo a l'universite d'Angers. Vous avez invente le routeur humain :-)

Ris pas ca aurait pu etre le mouvement perpetuel.

Alexandra
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     Voila, c'est un pretre qui a mis un peu d'argent de cote pour pouvoir
s'acheter  le dernier  modele de montain bike pour remplacer le vieux velo
de son predecesseur. Pour l'essayer il fait un grand tour avec sa nouvelle
acquisition, et monte en  haut de la colline  qui surplombe le village, et
s'elance a  fond dans  la descente, et la,  malheur, les freins lachent et
en plus c'est le jour du marche: impossible de s'arreter. C'est alors que,
pris d'une inspiration divine, il met la main dans sa poche, en sort de la
poudre et la jette devant sont velo. Et le velo s'arrete comme par miracle.

Mais qu'elle donc cette poudre??




















C'est tout simplement de la poudre a recurrer!

PatriiiiiiIIIIIIIiiiick Roumanoff
(quel cure cui-la)
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    C'est l`histoire d'un brave type  qui a un defaut de pronomciation:
il n'arrive pas a articuler les b. Mais  cette histoire ce passe en ete
et il fait tres chaud, pour ce  desalterer notre  brave garcon aimerait
bien prendre une Biere dans un Bar, alors il rentre dans un cafe et dit
au garcon:
- j'aurais voulu une (B)i, une (B)ie,  une (B)i-(B)i,... un cafe!

     Desepere, il boit son cafe. Le soir il n'en peut plus et decide de
s'entrainer a pronomcer ces foutu B, alors il se met devant son mirroir
et commence:
-  une (B)i, une (B)ie,  une (B)i-(B)i,..., une BIERE !!
Fiere de sa perfomance, le lendemain, il retourne dans le meme cafe:
- j'aurais voulu une (B)i, une (B)ie,  une (B)i-(B)i,une (B)ie,.......
  une (B)i-(B)i, ... un cafe!

Cette  fois il  n'en  peut  vraiment plus et decide de se surpasser, de
retour chez lui, il recommence devant son mirroir:
-  une (B)i, une (B)ie,  une (B)i-(B)i, ..., une BIERE !! une (B)i, une
   BbbBIERE !! une BbIERE, une BIERE !!
il a reussi a pronomce le mot biere trois fois d'affile, cette fois, sur
de son coup,  il retourne dans  le meme cafe, car il fait toujours aussi
chaud:
-  une (B)i, une (B)ie,  une (B)i-(B)i,..., une BbIERE !!
et le garcon de retorquer:
- Blonde ou Brune?


- (B)l, (B)l (B)l.... un cafe


PatriiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiick Roumanoff
(Quelle bilouse cui-la)
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In article <[e-mail]> P Roumanoff,
[e-mail] writes:
>     Voila, c'est un pretre qui a mis un peu d'argent de cote pour pouvoir
>s'acheter  le dernier  modele de montain bike pour remplacer le vieux velo
>de son predecesseur. Pour l'essayer il fait un grand tour avec sa nouvelle
>acquisition, et monte en  haut de la colline  qui surplombe le village, et
>s'elance a  fond dans  la descente, et la,  malheur, les freins lachent et
>en plus c'est le jour du marche: impossible de s'arreter. C'est alors que,
>pris d'une inspiration divine, il met la main dans sa poche, en sort de la
>poudre et la jette devant sont velo. Et le velo s'arrete comme par miracle.
>
>Mais qu'elle donc cette poudre??
>
>
>
>C'est tout simplement de la poudre a recurrer!
>
>_


Oui, mais la ou tu t'es trompe, c'est qu'il allait en velo a
l'enterrement de Jean Dupont. Donc, il balance sa poudre a recurer, et
ensuite, il arrive a la bourre a l'enterrement. Il constate que le pauvre
Jean Dupont pesait 165 kg, et que les mecs qui soulevent le cercueil ont
vraiment du mal. Alors il balance une 2eme poudre de perlimpimpin, et le
cercueil se trouve allege.

Puis, il realise que Jean Dupont etait un gars tres bien, et qu'il manque
a tout le monde. Alors il balance une 3eme poudre de perlimpimpin, et
ressuscite Jean Dupont.

Keskete les 2 autres poudres ??

De la levure de biere
Du detergent

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Cemagref, Grenoble       [e-mail]
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From: [e-mail] (Simon Desgrez,88,6370)
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In article [e-mail], [e-mail] (Jean-Philippe Lerda) writes:

>         comment est la femme parfaite?
>
>
>        ->    elle nous arrive a la taille,et elle a la tete
>              plate pour pouvoir poser les bieres dessus.
>
>
>               le concombre masque.
>PS:je m excuse d avance aupres de la communaute feminine pour qui
>j ai une profonde admiration.

c'est tout?
il lui manque les oreilles decollees pour pouvoir s'accrocher
              une gencive parfaitement edentees pour pas faire mal
              et
              et
              une tracheotomie.




pourquoi une tracheotomie?

mais pour le leger souffle chaud sur les testicules.
manquerait plus qu'on prenne froid.

Et la je m'excuse pas aupres de ces demoiselles et dames qui nous lisent, parceque
je ne veux pas faire faux-derche; de plus une femme parfaite comme ca est assez
invraissemblable pour voir que c'est hautement humoristique.

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Hello ,

Alors, je ne pourrai pas t'expliquer tous les termes car j'en ignore pour certains le sens, mais cela a voir avec le pipeline des instructions.
Ainsi prefetch correspond au fait de decoder l'instruction suivante (mode d'adressage ..), avant meme que l'instruction en cours ne soit finie d'etre executee.
C'est le principe adopte sur les RISC avec par exemple comme sur le Sparc, 5 niveaux de pipeline avec un avantage, car comme le jeux d'instructions est plus reduit notamment au niveau des modes d'adressages la tache pour le concepteur est facilitee.

Prefetch = prechargement.

Fred


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In article <3p83s3$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Ronda Hauben) writes:
|> Ronda Hauben replying
|>
|> But it is the U.S. government that funded the research needed for building
|> the Net and the subsidy has been what has made the Net possible - not
|> any private company.
|>

USENET predates even the infamous INTERNET and it was created without any
government money.  The only government support came from the fact that certain
sites joined USENET and because of their location and interest assumed positions
of importance despite the wishes of the government. (Hi, seismo)

bill

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Subject: Re: femme parfaite
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In article <3pq37a$[e-mail]>, Alexandra Boussalem <[e-mail]> writes:
|> [e-mail] (Stephane Chevalier) wrote:
|>
|> > |> Alexandra
|> > |> (2 metres 10)
|> >
|> > De large ?
|>
|> Ouais, ben, demain si ta voiture ou ton chien ou ta boite au lettre ou
|> ta mere ou ta mobylette ou ton velo ou ton ordinateur explose, et ben
|> ce sera pas la faute a Malaussene.
|>
|> Alexandra
|> (Tu vois ce que je veux dire ?)

Tu me cherches ?

Ouais ben tu sais ce que je lui dit a Malaussene hein ???

Ta mere en string de sumo dans le vide ordure.... ;^)
(honteusement pompe dans une emission dont je tairai le nom....
mais la vraiment je suis a cours d'arguments....)

(Au fait tu pourrais pas me presenter ton Mal aux seins, j'aimerais
qui me fasse peter mon Mac SE comme ca j'en aurait un plus puissant ...)

Ta mere elle redige son rapport de these sur un MAC SE.


Une petite pour les mecs..... :
Vous savez ce que disent les filles aux mecs qui ont une grosse B..E ?
non ?
non ?






ben moi oui !

desole...


Stef trop mou aujourd'hui.... (ce n'est pas sale...)

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From: [e-mail] (Christian Millour)
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Subject: Re: Biere
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C'est l'histoire d'un Belge à sa descente de train gare du Nord qui va
dans un café:
- Garçon une fois, un jambon-beurre et une bière alleïe
- Tiens, Monsieur est Belge ?
Vaguement vexé notre Belge décide de prendre des cours d'élocution
pour se faire plus discret lors de ses prochains passage dans notre
belle métropole.

A son voyage suivant, le coeur battant, il change de rade pour ne pas
être reconnu et s'adresse en ces termes au loufiat:
- Garçon, un jambon-beurre et une bière, allez
- Tiens, Monsieur est Belge ?

Notre homme s'entête néanmoins. Il persiste, travaille son accent,
son vocabulaire, ses tournures. Il épuise l'un après l'autre tous
les bistrots de la gare (dont les serveurs doivent avoir l'oreille
particulièrement fine car, enfin, il fait réellement des progrès.)
Arrive LE jour. Gorgé de vitamines, surentraîné, il se précipite hors
du train, dévale les marches de la gare, se jette dans le premier
établissement ouvert, s'agrippe au comptoir, prend sa respiration,
déclare (sans une pointe d'accent)
- Garçon, un jambon beurre et une bière !


(un ange passe)


- Tiens, Monsieur est Belge ?


(il repasse)


_ Ah ça une fois alleïe, comment est ce tu avez fais une fois ?

- Monsieur est dans une banque ....





Désolé.
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Malaussene ?

Inculte.

Alexandra
(Expliquez-lui, je lui cause plus ;-)
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From: Alain [e-mail] (Jool)
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Subject: Re: cycles 68030
Date: 22 May 1995 17:45:36 GMT
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In article <3pq6kl$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Frederic Tronel) writes:

-=)> Hello ,
-=)> Alors, je ne pourrai pas t'expliquer tous les termes car j'en ignore pour certains le sens, mais cela a voir avec le pipeline des instructions.
-=)> Ainsi prefetch correspond au fait de decoder l'instruction suivante

    Non, fetch en anglais signifie aller chercher. Il s'agit en fait d'aller
chercher l'instruction suivante (et pas de la decoder) alors que l'instruction
courante n'a pas ete totalement executee.

-=)> C'est le principe adopte sur les RISC avec par exemple comme sur le Sparc,
-=)> 5 niveaux de pipeline avec un avantage, car comme le jeux d'instructions est
-=)> plus reduit notamment au niveau des modes d'adressages la tache pour le
-=)> concepteur est facilitee.

    Oui, mais il y a aussi un gain en performances, car ce que tu gagnes en
supprimant le microcode, tu le gagnes en memoire cache.
    Sans compter que tu peux augmenter la cadence du CPU.

-=)> Prefetch = prechargement.
-=)> Fred
-=)> [e-mail]

Alain
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From: [e-mail] (Henrik Lunardi Weide)
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Subject: Re: Games & Graphics Programming
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In article <3pno5p$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Rod McCall) writes:
> [ Article crossposted from comp.sys.atari.st.tech ]
> [ Author was Rod McCall ]
> [ Posted on 21 May 1995 15:50:28 GMT ]
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> I have decided that once summer arrives I inted to start doing some
> serious programming on my Falcon. At present I have (or will have
> shortly) Pure C and Devpac 3. I am also considering getting Devpac DSP.
> Do the latter two packages come with information on how to program
> the graphics & sound system on the Falcon? Also are their any
> books that are particularily good at explaining how to program the
> ST/Falcon graphics and sound hardware?

Yes, try "The ATARI Compendium".
It's an American book, written by Scott Saunders. You should be able to
get it from System Solutions in the U.K.
The book covers all Atari computer models and system calls etc.etc.

But there is also the more Falcon(or better)-specific book named
"Modern ATARI-System software", I think it's from HiSoft.

Hope this helps. :-)


    Keep Cool and Flying...

    ChainXOR...




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From: [e-mail] (Seb Le Pouet)
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Subject: Re: Desert
Date: 22 May 1995 17:15:34 GMT
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In article <3ppn30$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Eric Thiebaut) writes:

>   Le dernier, le plus malin, dit alors: Je voudrais boire de l'eau a volonte, avoir plein de nanas et etre riche.
>   Il se retrouve alors transforme en chiotte dans le plus connu des supers hotels a touriste d'Afrrrrique.

Y'a aussi la version drole:

Le dernier, le seul noir de l'equipe, dit alors:
"Je voudrais etre blanc, avoir de l'eau a profusion et mater des beaux culs toute la journee !"
Et la bonne fee le transforme en chiotte....


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    deleting their files, closing their acount and reporting their REAL
    earnings to the IRS."
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From: [e-mail] (Julien Lunardelli)
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Subject: Re: Quel FPU pour falcon ?
Date: 21 May 1995 20:53:00 GMT
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[e-mail] wrote:
:         De toutes facons, une recompil du kernel ne suffit pas a le faire tourner
:sans FPU ;-)


Jool/NoWhere ([e-mail]) wrote:

:     Linux ne fonctionne qu'avec FPU.
:     L'emulation FPU n'a apparemment jamais ete ecrite.

Ok mais il n'y a pas grand chose a patcher dans le bootstrap et dans le kernel
pour virer l'utilisation du FPU. Ceci dit, si le FPU ne coute que 200 balles,
pourquoi se faire chi*r ? :) Parce qu'avec un kernel sans fpu, il faut tout
se recompiler par la suite ...

merci pour les reponses  :-)

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> In article <NEWTNews.800873055.10051.bellamy@cli53be>, [e-mail] writes:
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> > Vous avez certainement note qu'il y a un Secretariat d'Etat a la
> > "Reconciliation entre les Generations" ou quelque chose d'approchant !

Le pire, c'est que c'est meme pas un secretariat d'Etat, C'EST UN MINISTERE...
(Je crois que c'est la "Solidarite" entre les generations...)

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Subject: Re: Le Pen
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In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Gander Wilfred) writes:
> Pourquoi JM Le Pen offre-t'il un Mars a tous les Arabes qu'il rencontre ?
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Alors la, il a interet a avoir des actions dans la branche!

Christine
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Subject: Renseignements divers sur Falcon, Linux, ...
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Salut … touus ...

En tant que futur possesseur d'un Falcon s'interaisant … Linux,
quelques questions me viennent … l'esprit :

- Pour une personne qui ne connait rien … Unix, est-ce possible
d'installer Linux sans trop de problŠmes ???

- Y'a-t-il un bon bouquin pour d‚buter sous Unix en fran‡ais ???

- Quelle doit ˆtre la grandeur de la partition … r‚server … Linux
pour une utilisation confortable ???

- XWindos est-il utilisable sur un Falcon avec 4 Mo de RAM ???

- Existe-t-il des logiciels de direct-to-disk dans le domaine
publique (et combien de pistes offrent-ils en g‚n‚ral) ???

- J'ai vu des pubs dans ST Magazine pour un Falcon 4 Mo de RAM,
disque dur 540 Mo pour environ 6000 FF. Je suppose que c'est
‚videmment sans ‚cran, mais quel est le prix qu'il faut compter pour
un ‚cran (un simple ‚cran VGA ??) permettant d'utiliser des bonnes
r‚solutions sur le Falcon (pas en monochrome si possible) ???

- Est-ce que quelqu'un sait comment ‡a se passe pour passer la
douane, si je vais acheter mon Falcon en France (j'habite en Suisse) ???

Je remercie beaucoup les personnes qui prendront le temps de r‚pondre
… ses quelques questions par EMail ou dans les news.

Olof (Francis Garnier)

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Subject: Concerne message précédent !!!
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Heu, si vouz trouvez le message précédent un peu bizarre quand au français,
c'est normal. Les 'à' (entre autres) se sont perdus pendant le transfert
ST -> PC.

Désolé (je ne le referai plus, promis) ...

Olof (Francis Garnier)

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From: [e-mail] (Seb Le Pouet)
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Subject: Re: AMIS BELGES
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Et comment reconnais-t-on un italien dans un magasin de chaussure ?






-->C'est le seul qui essaye la vendeuse....


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    Are you sure these programs (devpac etc) will run on your new
oric ?

    There are several books around that are good for the atari such
as the abacus books (if you can find them) however, the best source in my
opinion is magazines (new & old) and source code off the net.  Generally
in my experience most of the atari books aren't set up to learn from, or
if they are. They only take you so far then your on your own.  Although I
must admit that I haven't seen several of the "newer" atari books.  I do
recommend the Atari Compendium.  The ability to only have to look through
one book most of the time, is well worth the money when you consider how
long it takes to look through all your old books, Magazines and source code.

    Dan Ackerman
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From: [e-mail] (Dan Ackerman)
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    There is a file that shows how to do resouce's inlined.  However
I just checked and didn't see it in the Gfa section on a.a.u.e.  I will
try to track it down and put it there.  I have it at home so if nothing
else I can get it up later this week.

    Dan Ackerman
    aka. [e-mail]



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In article <3pq37a$[e-mail]>, Alexandra Boussalem <[e-mail]> writes:
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> Ouais, ben, demain si ta voiture ou ton chien ou ta boite au lettre ou
> ta mere ou ta mobylette ou ton velo ou ton ordinateur explose, et ben
> ce sera pas la faute a Malaussene.
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> (Tu vois ce que je veux dire ?)

Eh, Alex, ta mere c'est la fee Carabine.

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Subject: Toujours les femmes
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Elle est peut etre connue mais... chu nouveau:


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>From: sweet Poly, [e-mail]
>Date: 21 May 1995 15:46:53 GMT
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>What age?  What stuff?  Goodness!  Such contempt... yep, those funky
>people of the past, believing all kinds of irrational nonsense...
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>Do you believe the myths of your culture?  Believe that they describe
>fact, or that they provide a workable framework for the nature of reality,
>freeing you to cope with the details of living?


Agreed and seconded.

>>Frou-frou Neanderthal musings? Don't let an anthropologist hear you say
>>that- as far as artistic and cultural development of the human race is
>>concerned, those paintings are deemed of priceless value.
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>and junk, and in *caves*!  What the hell kind of art can you expect from
>out of a cave?  And what lousy subject matter, too.  No portraits, or
>landscapes, or nude studies, or anything interesting, really -- just a
>bunch of animals that became extinct.  Losers.  My 7 year old niece could do
>better...

If you read r.a.b. the day I posted, Senor Samsel mispelled the word
'frou-frou' elsewhere and it was determined whimsy on my part to
work the word into my posting.  Some of those Neanderthal paintings
have such elegant lines and coloring, a Picasso or Toulouse-Lautrec
couldn't match them.  They are simply peerless.  It's interesting to
speculate as to what thoughts lay behind the cave paintings, but this
was an oral culture and is presently lost to us.


Ann
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    poetique non.....!!
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From: "Chris J. Mills" <[e-mail]>
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I understand that spectrum 512 and photochrome work by trigerring events
at the right times for the monitor to display a different colour. Can
someone please tell me these monitor timing so that I can investigate how
to do this for myself.
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    Chris.
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Andreas KNABE ([e-mail]) wrote:
: In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] writes:
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: > "- Vous javez des tartes aux poireaux ?"
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: > "- Tant pis." dit le mongolien.
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:        J'abrege, il y en a 12 pages

Merci d'avoir abrege.

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: --Andreas (quivientdesevaderdusien)

Et ils ont reussi a sortir de l'asile aussi nombreux que ca ?

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In article <3pgp6l$[e-mail]> [e-mail] (Thomas Petersen) writes:

>Tshen ([e-mail]) wrote:
>> Adrian Preston ([e-mail]) wrote:
>> : There is no difference between fantasy and science fiction. I certainly can't
>> : think of any.

>> Now that's out of my system, and I can explain the difference between
>> fantasy and science fiction clearly and distinctly.
>> Science fiction: Fiction which contains elements that do not currently
>> exist, but may sometime in the future.
>> Fantasy: Fiction that contains elements that do not currently exist, and
>> never will.

>Pretty good. You just managed to classify Larry Niven's _Ringworld_
>as fantasy. On the other hand Mervyn Peake's _Gormenghast_ seems to
>fit your definition of fantasy, so it goes both ways.

I suggest: science fiction is technology-as-magic, and fantasy is
magic-as-magic.

Science fiction and fantasy have both been described as fiction with
setting as a major character.  The difference between the two is they type of
character.  In science fiction, the setting is developed with the knowledge of
science.  With fantasy, the laws of physics and chemistry are replaced with
the laws of magic, and the author gets to make up the laws of magic.  Some
fantasies have no laws of magic, and most of these suffer internal consistency
errors.  I hate it when that happens.

This isn't a complete definition, but it works for me.

                        - Tony

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Ann Griffith ([e-mail]) wrote:

: If you read r.a.b. the day I posted, Senor Samsel mispelled the word
: 'frou-frou' elsewhere and it was determined whimsy on my part to
: work the word into my posting.  Some of those Neanderthal paintings
: have such elegant lines and coloring, a Picasso or Toulouse-Lautrec
: couldn't match them.  They are simply peerless.  It's interesting to
: speculate as to what thoughts lay behind the cave paintings, but this
: was an oral culture and is presently lost to us.

+---------------------------------SubG------------------------------------+
Thoughts behind the cave painting?  The human need to produce art.
Our brutish ancestors, unlearned, unlettered and unferchrissakescouth,
pointing and grunting and grinning, beating on each other with chipped
stones and poking at each other with pointed sticks, when not poking
at the barefoot and preggers wimminfolk at home in the cave or
whereever, still took time out from their busy schedule of hunting
and gathering to produce art.  Modern kids, between stealing their
folks' major appliances and consumer electronic products for crack
money and blazing away at each other with large calibre firearms and
other assorted impliments of destruction, decorate the stone walls
of their environment with art.  Put a bubleheaded bimbeaux unable
to spell its own name on the beach and whenever its not busy prowling
for mating rights, it'll build sand sculpture or scrawl simulacra.
Oral culturati on Ma Bell's horn given the impliments for recording
transactions, numbers or other data will squiggle out scraps of
art.  U.s.w.






Yours etc.,



SubGenius


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From: [e-mail] (Olivier Rabateau)
Subject: Re: LINUX 68K??
Organization: The Cygnux GigaFree BBS (Paris France) 39.94.95.76 39.94.29.47
Date: Mon, 22 May 1995 13:03:50 GMT
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Paris le 21/05/95 à 12h32.

Bonjour [e-mail], dans un message du 05/01/95 adressé à Tous
tu disais à propos de «Re: LIMUX 68k ??» :

BE>Je crois que 8 Mo est necessaire pour un confort d'utilisation
BE>et environ 100 Mo sur le disque dur... mais le falcon reste trop
BE>juste au niveau puissance de calcul, il faut mieux avoir une carte
BE>acceleratrice, ou un TT...

Ben justement, a part le barracuda (trop chère), qu'est-ce qui est bien,
et assez simple à installer comme carte en ce moment (Centurbos, etc..)?

Sinon, en ce qui concerne le Disque, j'ai installé Linux68K sur une de
mes partitions sans devoir, comme c'est indiqué dans la doc d'install,
tout repartitionner. J'ai sur mon DD une partition C de 40Mo, une D de
180Mo, une minix (pour MiNT) de 100Mo (partition hda4, ancienne F) et
une EXT2 de 200Mo (hda3 ancienne E, disparue du bureau après
modification du flag GEM). Et ça roule sans pb! J'ai créé un fichier de
4Mo sur C pour le swap, un petit coup de MKSWAP et SWAPON!

J'avais pas envie de tout refaire mes partitions GEM! :-(



Salutations de la part d'Olivier Rabateau.


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From: [e-mail] (Olivier Rabateau)
Subject: Vi sous Linux68k
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Paris le 22/05/95 à 15h06.

Bonjour

Après avoir récupéré les fichiers * NECESSAIRES* Linux chez toi (merci
du crédit DL!! :-)) ), j'ai installé Linux sur une seul partition EXT2.
(root et usr). Pour le swap, un fichier de 4Mo sur une partition GEM.
Et ça passe sans pb!

Mais mon pb est le suivant:

lorsque je lance VI pour editer un texte, je suis obligé pour déplacer
le curseur d'utiliser les touches JKHL. Que faut-il faire (modifier le
TERMCAP ?) pour que les flèches soient actives dans VI!

Aussi une autre question:

Est-ce bien ttys0 qui représente les port AUX:? Je voulais essayer
d'envoyer un TTY sur AUX pour me loger en "externe" (avec minitel ou
autre pc). Mais ça ne marche pas. :-( C'est quoi la bonne manip

j'ai essayé la config proposée dans le INITTAB, mais niet!
Le répose est: /sbin/getty: /dev/ttys0: not a character device

Quand au ttyS0, c'est un 'no such device' qui apparait!

Help!



Salutations de la part d'Olivier Rabateau.

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From: [e-mail] (Olivier Rabateau)
Subject: Quel FPU pour falcon ?
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Paris le 21/05/95 à 12h26.

Bonjour Lunardel@Emi.U-Bordeaux.F, dans un message du 05/01/95 adressé à Tous
tu disais à propos de «Quel FPU pour falcon ?» :


LU>Salut a tous,
LU>        souhaitant installer linux sur mon falcon sans avoir a tout
LU>recompiler systematiquement, je voudrais acheter une FPU.
LU>Que faut-il comme FPU ? Un 68882 surement, mais il existe sans doute
LU>sous plusieurs formes. Donc, quelle est la reference exacte ?

La vitesse du FPU est après les lettre FN sur le 68882.
Je te conseilles de prendre donc un 68882FN33, car même si le Falcon
fait tourner la FPU à 16 mhz, tu peux booster le 68882 à 32mhz en
repiquant la fréquence du quartz de DSP a l'aide d'un simple fil.

Si tu le souhaite, je te file une description précise. Je l'ai fait sur
mon 68882FN16, et ça passe. Donc pas de problème pour un FN33!! :-)

LU>Ensuite, combien ca coute ?

Plein pot: 450Frs en général.  :-(

LU>Et pour finir, si jamais quelqu'un en a deja achete sur Bordeaux, pourrait-i
LU>me dire ou ?

Je suis sur Paris! Je peux pas t'aider.


          Salutations de la part d'Olivier Rabateau.

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From: [e-mail] (Fabrice)
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In article <3plbna$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Isabelle
 Bastien) writes:
> De son balcon Mère Supérieure surveille d'un oeil attentif et
> bienveillant ses novices faisant leur tour de bicyclette quotidien:
> - Allons, allons mes petites un peu de tenue s'il vous plaît, si vous
> n'êtes pas sages je remettrai vos selles de vélo !
>
Dans le meme genre :
-"Ce soir mes soeurs, c'est carottes..."
- " AAaaaahhh!!!!!"
- "... rapes"
- "boffff...."

    Fabrice



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Just my 2 cents worth, but I always thought that the distinction between
sf and fantasy lies not in the surface content, but in the explanations
offered for the setting.  That wasn't particularly clear. . . what I mean
is that mentioning space flight does not necessarily make a book sf nor
does the presence of 'magic' necessarily make it fantasy.  If the means
for space travel is left as a mystery (or is explicitly contradictory to
physical laws), the book is fantasy.  If magic is really highly-advanced
technology that is explained in a manner such that normal physical laws
still hold, then the book is science fiction.  I suppose it is a
distinction between the impossible on the one hand and the possible (or,
at least, impossible, but made to appear possible) on the other.

BTW, sf need not take place in the future or even have a mention of
space-flight, aliens, etc (check out The Difference Engine by Gibson &
Sterling).

stuart
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From: [e-mail] (Stephane  Chauveau)
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Subject: Re: Disque dur sur Falcon
Date: 22 May 1995 07:59:25 GMT
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In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Olivier Rabateau) writes:
>SC>j'ai installe un disque dur 540Mo IDE interne en 3,5 pouces. C'a rentre just
>SC>res juste) mais je
>SC>crains un peu

>SC>sinon cela marche parfaitement, bien que j'ai eu un peu de mal a refermer mo
>SC>lcon (le capot
>SC>superieur est legerement bombé et le clavier a quelques centimetres de jeux

J'exagere. C'est au maximum 1 ou 2 millimetres de jeux.

>HA? Pas moi! Mon capot ferma impec et le clavier est bien calé.
>

Je n'ai pas du percer les fixations aux bons emplacements.

>Attends!!! Il parrait qu'on peut installer les 2 HDs dans le Falcon.

Ou ca ??? Ha oui il me reste une zone de 2cm sur 3 derriere le lecteur
de disquette !!!! Je vais decouper mon 65Mo en petits cubes. Cela
rentrera surement. Ou alors peut etre qu'en l'aplatissant a grand
coups de masses ....
--


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From: [e-mail] (David CURE)
Subject: Re: partition minix???
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In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Olivier Rabateau) writes:
>
>Oui! Mais quand on a déja une partition Minix (pour MiNT), peut-on
>l'utiliser pour installer Linux (la distrib de Laurent Chemla)?
>Ca m'éviterait de reformater mon HD!  :-))
>Ma partition Minix fait 100Mo.
>
    Tu peux evidement l'installer en mettant le filesystem root et usr sur la
meme partition, ainsi qu'un fichier de swap (la distri prevoit un partition de
swap, donc fichier de demarrage a modifier et la creation du fichier bien sur :-) ).

    David.
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Essayez donc de trouver cette contrepetrie :

    Quel bonhomme ce recteur !

Elle est assez facile , Hein !!!

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Quel bonheur ce rectum !

( Lu dans Vidéo 7 il y a quelques années. )
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From: [e-mail] (huge)
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In article <3ph7qg$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Antony Richfield) writes:
>
>Documented fact:  I am an economics major.  Documented bullshit: Private
>business does *everything* cheaper and more efficiently than goverment does.
>
>I yet have to see private enterprise providing national defence efficiently
>or cheaply ... or at all, to any significant degree.

On the other hand, I yet have to see Government providing national defence efficiently
or cheaply ... or at all, to any significant degree. I do see lots of Governments
stealing my money and spending it on things I don't need or want, and in the particular
case of the US government (which sadly gets some of my tax pounds through the UK
Government) running around the world bullying tiny countries for no good reason.

--
Regards,

Huge.
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From: Alexandra Boussalem <[e-mail]>
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Subject: Re: femme parfaite
Date: 23 May 1995 06:06:43 GMT
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[e-mail] (David Crochemore) wrote:

> Eh, Alex, ta mere c'est la fee Carabine.

Tiens ben si on "innovait" en creant les "Tagranmere" ?

Alexandra

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C'est un etalon (un dada) qui louche depuis longtemps sur une
jument (autre dada). Un beau, apres l'entrainement (ce sont
des trotteurs), il se decide et l'invite pour le soir.
La jument accepte.
Le soir, le couple sort, va prendre un cocktail dans un bar
chic, puis s'en va diner. L'etalon, qui sent qu'il emballe
sec invite alors sa compagne a l'opera.
Ils s'installent dans une loge.
Passionne par l'opera (la traviata), la jument se penche et
crac! la balustrade casse et elle tombe sur les spectateurs
installes en bas. L'etalon veut la retenir et crac ! il tombe
a son tour. Un des spectateur crie alors:
- Eh c'est pas bientot fini de lancer des chevaux ?

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As one of the very last additions to MGIF before the new release,
I intended to implement some limited support for graphics cards.
The first of my two questions is only performance related, but the
second describes a strange problem I've run into.

1. Device specific formats for 8 bit modes
   My current routines first translate from the stored byte per pixel
   format to the normal TT/Falcon bit plane structure. The bitplanes
   are then reordered to fit the VDI 'standard' definition.
   Finally the normal VDI transform and blit functions are used.

   While the above works fine (apart from the problems described later),
   it's clearly very inefficient on graphics cards, since those are
   likely to use a byte per pixel format. Going from byte per pixel to
   bit plane and back again takes quite a lot of time.

   I will of course include the full operation outline above, for maximum
   compatibility, but it would be very nice to speed the process up for
   'normal' graphics cards. So, does anyone know what the device specific
   format (MFDB) looks like for such a card in eight bit mode?

2. VDI colour setting problem
   On my Falcon with TOS 4.01, the short test program below works fine
   under a 4 bit mode, but not under an 8 bit one. NVDI does not help.
   The problem is that (physical) colour number 15 is always set to zero!
   I guess this must be due to some kind of mistake on my part, since I've
   never seen any other program display this kind of behaviour.
   I haven't got the slightest idea about what the bug could be, however.

   A Falcon executable version of the program can be found at my ftp
   site, rand.thn.htu.se under the name testcol.prg.
   If anyone wants to compile the test code on a TT, the VgetRGB must be
   replaced and the handling of 'map' changed.

/* The list of include files might need to be changed/extended
 * for some compilers.
 * Atari specific functions used are:
 *   VgetRGB (only exists on a Falcon), vq_color, vs_color,
 *   appl_init, graf_handle, v_opnvwk and c_clsvwk
 */

#include <vdi.h>
#include <tos.h>
#include <aes.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

/* VDI colour permutation */
int permute[256] = {0, 2, 3, 6, 4, 7, 5, 8,
                    9, 10, 11, 14, 12, 15, 13, 1};

/* Test colours */
int colour[20] = {100, 500, 700, 200, 840, 900, 250, 130, 670, 800,
                  130, 530, 760, 260, 720, 450, 780, 990, 290, 300};

void main(void)
{
   int i;
   int rgb[3];
   int handle;
   int work_in[11] = {1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2};
   int work_out[57];
   int junk, colours;
   long map[256];

   appl_init();
   handle=graf_handle(&junk, &junk, &junk, &junk);
   v_opnvwk(work_in, &handle, work_out);
   if (!handle) {
      appl_exit();
      exit(-1);
   }
   colours = work_out[13];

   for(i = 16;i < 256;i++)
      permute[i] = i;

   for(i = 0;i < 20;i++) {
      rgb[0] = rgb[1] = rgb[2] = colour[i];
      vs_color(handle, permute[i], rgb);
   }

   VgetRGB(0, colours, map);

   printf("Physical colour #: from VgetRGB, from vq_color  (original)\n");
   printf("Values can be off by +/- 1 due to rounding.\n");
   for(i = 0;i < 20;i++) {
      vq_color(handle, permute[i], 0, rgb);
      printf("%d: %ld,%ld (%ld)\n", i, map[i] >> 16,
             (rgb[0] * 255L) / 1000, (colour[i] * 255L) / 1000);
   }
   scanf("%d", &junk);

   v_clsvwk(handle);
   appl_exit();
}

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In article <[e-mail]> [e-mail] (P Roumanoff) writes:
>From: [e-mail] (P Roumanoff)
>Subject: Regime 2
>Date: Wed, 3 May 1995 03:37:23 GMT

>C'est un type qui veut faire un regime, alors il va dans un
>institut specialise, et se renseigne sur les differents choix
>propose. Il y a trois type de regime:
>        - la premiere possibilite a 500 Frs garanti 500 g en moins
>        - le deuxieme choix a 1000 Frs garanti 1kg en moins
>        - le troisieme choix a 2000 Frs garanti 2 kg en moins
>le type, qui se mefie un peu, essaye la technique a 500 Frs.
>"C'est la premiere porte" lui dit-on.
>Il ouvre donc la premiere porte et voit une superbe brune qui
>lui dit: si tu m'attrape, tu me baise ! et elle se met a
>courir. Le type lui court apres et apres 5km, il l'attrappe...

>Content de sa premiere experience, il decide d'essayer le
>regime a 1000 Frs. "C'est la deuxieme porte..."
>Il ouvre donc la porte et trouve deux Suedoises qui lui disent
>(avec un accent suedois), si tu nous attrapent, tu nous baisent...
>Et elles se mettent a courir... Apres 20 km il les attrappe...

>Il se demande vraiment ce qu'il peut bien y avoir derriere la
>troisieme porte, alors il reunit la somme et se rend un troisieme
>fois a l'institut. Il ouvre la troisieme porte et voit un grand
>noir qui lui dit: "Si je t'attrappe, je TE baise"....

>Patrick.

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From: Fraser S Keith <[e-mail]>
Newsgroups: comp.sys.atari.programmer
Subject: GFA question
Date: 23 May 1995 08:46:54 GMT
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Is there any way to put a autoboot GFA basic file
on the disk so that it automatically loads and runs
on booting. I know it can be done in STOS by naming
the file autoexec.bas  .

Fraser S Keith

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From: [e-mail] (Hubert Canon)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Re: Mère supérieure
Date: 23 May 1995 08:47:51 GMT
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Encore une connue (c'est la saison)

Soeur Marie-Joseph : ma mère, je voudrais etre prostituee.
La Mere Superieure : comment ? repetez ma fille, je voudrais etre sure
                     d'avoir bien compris votre propos
Soeur Marie-Joseph : je voudrais etre protituee
La Mere Superieure : ah, vous me rassurez, j'avais compris protestante.


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#! rnews 0000004843
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From: [e-mail] (Mike Bates)
Subject: Re: Future of the net?
Sender: [e-mail] (Mike Bates)
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Cc: mikeb
In-Reply-To: [e-mail]'s message of 21 May 1995 12:15:21 -0400
Date: Mon, 22 May 1995 23:12:53 GMT
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(I have redirected followups to comp.society.futures only.)

Thanks to Martin Terman for his very thoughtful article.  I can't say
I'm happy about the implications.  As he points out, the inability to
measure and bill connections in terms of distance and duration has
shaped the way people use the Internet.

If things develop as he suggests, I imagine current Internet users
will divide into two classes, based on their level of comfort with
metered usage.  You see this with cable TV subscribers: some people
are enthusiastic users of pay-per-view, others (like myself) won't
have a pay-per-view box in the house -- I like my cable bill to be
exactly the same each month.  I subscribe to a local ISP (Internet
Oklahoma) and CompuServe -- both offer a wide range of services for a
flat monthly fee.  I would be extremely uncomfortable using the WWW if
an unknown cost attached itself to each link.  (I also don't care for
the idea of an itemized list of the connections I make each month.
It's one thing to lurk anonymously in a controversial Usenet group
like misc.activism.militia out of curiosity; it's another for the
phone company to have a record of my visit to a militia-related site
on an ATM network.)

I certainly would be less likely to connect to overseas sites under a
pay-as-you-go scheme.  Expect the international character of Internet
to wither away if the main conduits of international contact (Usenet
and IRC) disappear.  This will of course make politicians quite happy.
The distributed nature of Usenet means it's not really in any one
jurisdiction, and therefore hard to censor or regulate.

Another problem in a future without Usenet is that you lose the
mechanism by which interesting sites are advertised.  While I discover
some FTP or WWW sites by surfing the net myself, I am more likely to
be stimulated to check out a site by a posting to
comp.internet.net-happenings or some other Usenet group I read
regularly.  Without that kind of information, I'd probably stick to
familiar sites.  Sites with a desire to generate visitors would
probably have to resort to traditional means of advertising (print,
radio, TV) to get attention.

I suspect that the big online services, which Mr. Terman suggests will
fill the void left by Usenet, will take care of those of us who prefer
more of a flat-rate approach.  With on-line advertising to subsidize
costs and a large user base, they would be able to allow users some
sense of freedom from metered usage.

Perhaps the saddest result of the changes Mr. Terman predicts will be
the disappearance of leisure and serendipity from the online world.
Imagine a library where you're charged for every minute you're in the
building, and charged again for each book you pull off the shelf (95
cents the first minute, 50 cents each additional minute).  You would
have a powerful incentive to know exactly what books you need, to
retrieve them efficiently, and get out of the library as soon as
possible.  A lazy day of browsing becomes the equivalent of
"Supermarket Sweep".  Under such pressure, you are unlikely to come
across something unexpectedly more interesting or useful than what you
were looking for.  The easygoing, carefree exploration implied by
phrases like "surfing the Internet" and "web browser" will likely not
survive the transition to metered usage.

One question for Mr. Terman: Under your scenario, what happens to
electronic mail, which currently relies on the distributed
transmission paradigm on which Usenet depends?


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#! rnews 0000001295
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From: [e-mail] (Jean-Marc FOUET)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Re: Regime 2
Date: 23 May 1995 08:59:58 GMT
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In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Sylvain Mordel) writes:
|> In article <[e-mail]> [e-mail] (P Roumanoff) writes:
(original article deleted)
On ne devrait pas laisser les Premiere Annee jouer
avec le followup,
la largeur debande.

En manque d'imagination, je ne trouve qu'une classique:

Un cambrioleur avise a l'entree d'un pavillon une
pancarte "Attention, peroquet mechant". Avec un
haussement d'epaule, il fracture la porte.
Alors il entend :
"Brutus, attaque!"
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                  Jean-Marc Fouet
Laboratoire d'Ingenierie des Systemes d'Information
           email : [e-mail]
         url : http://www710.univ-lyon1.fr/~fouet
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From: [e-mail] (Lolo)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Brigiiiiiiiitte
Date: 23 May 95 11:05:48 MET
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C'est un couple d'une quarantaine d'annees. Le mari et la femme sont des
fans de Brigitte Bardot. Pour faire une surprise a son mari, la femme
decide un jour de se faire tatouer les initiales de leur idole, un "B"
sur chaque fesse.
Le soir, le mari rentre du travail et trouve sa femme etendue nue, a la
fois sur le ventre et sur le lit
"Regarde, mon cheri, supriiiiiise...
-Ben, c'est qui ce BoB ?
                    Lolo
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                ... le seul qui ne fasse pas de stop quand
                son helico est bloque par le brouillard...
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From: [e-mail] (Glibert Fabrice)
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Subject: Re: femme parfaite
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In article <3pru1j$[e-mail]>, Alexandra Boussalem <[e-mail]> writes:
|> [e-mail] (David Crochemore) wrote:
|>
|> > Eh, Alex, ta mere c'est la fee Carabine.
|>

et ta grand mere elle bouffe les ogres...
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AVERTISSEMENT : Y'A PAS DE BLAGUE !!!

<[e-mail]> writes:
> Alexandra Boussalem <[e-mail]> writes:
> >
> > Ouais, ben, demain si ta voiture ou ton chien ou ta boite au lettre ou
> > ta mere ou ta mobylette ou ton velo ou ton ordinateur explose, et ben
> > ce sera pas la faute a Malaussene.
> >
> > Alexandra
> > (Tu vois ce que je veux dire ?)
>
> Eh, Alex, ta mere c'est la fee Carabine.

  ^^^^^^ Sympa ! Bien replique !
         En tout c'est a lire *ABSOLUMENT* sans avoir peur de se piquer
         un fou rire en plein bus !

         Quelqu'un a t'il deja lu le dernier ? Ca vaut le coup ???

-- Nicolas
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From: Stephan Haslbeck <[e-mail]>
Newsgroups: comp.sys.atari.programmer
Subject: Re: MiNT compilation & GCC...
Date: Tue, 23 May 1995 11:07:33 +0200
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On 19 May 1995, Tommi Pekka Hietavuo wrote:

> Hi, Earthlings ;-) !

Hi, Alien! Or what? :)

> 68030-optimization seems to reduce the size of MINT.PRG a little, but
> otherwise the speed doesn't seem to improve at all. Should this be so?

The important parts of MiNT - switching from one process to another,
preemptively - are already written in assembler. So the general speed
cannot increase so much - but several things like pipes should run faster.

> Unfortunately, these compilations don't seem to work 100% reliably,
> either.. Some strange things happen that don't happen when using
> "official" MiNT compilations.

What kind of things are these? I use MH-MiNT1.12h2 without restrictions.
But I never used an official release - so I don't know what happens there.

> I used CGG 2.36 at first, with those results mentioned. Then I tried
> version 2.5x - but for some reason, I couldn't make it compile MiNT
> without error messages (using same sources as w. 2.36). Anyway, I've
> heard that some bug somewhere makes 2.5x compilations useless when using
> GEM with MiNT.. =-(.

I've been using gcc 2.5.8 till now - and there were no problems. The bug
you mention was removed, I think. There can be problems using older
versions than 2.5.8.

> So, what should I expect from GCC 2.63?  Is it even more impossible to
> configure (for inexperienced C-user) - and is there any point in using it
> to compile MiNT, anyway (greater speed, more compact code, ...) ??

Don't expect any miracles :-). There may be a slight increase in speed
and more compact code length - but I don't think the improvements are so
big that you get 10% less code and 10% more speed. But IMHO you should use
the newest thing you can get.
I want to install 2.6.3 some time - I already looked how much space I
need, and I didn't find any huge difference between 2.5.8 and 2.6.3, only
a few regarding the port (e.g. where libraries are searched and under
which name).


Ciao,
Stephan

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From: [e-mail] (David Crochemore)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Re: femme parfaite
Date: 23 May 1995 10:14:51 GMT
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In article <3pru1j$[e-mail]>, Alexandra Boussalem <[e-mail]> writes:
|> [e-mail] (David Crochemore) wrote:
|>
|> > Eh, Alex, ta mere c'est la fee Carabine.
|>
|> Tiens ben si on "innovait" en creant les "Tagranmere" ?
|>
|> Alexandra
|>

Tagranmere, elle a tellement eu de liftings, qu'elle a le trou du c..
au niveau des omoplates.

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From: [e-mail] (David Crochemore)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Re: femme parfaite (SANS BLAGUE)
Date: 23 May 1995 10:23:05 GMT
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In article <3ps9n3$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] writes:

|> > Eh, Alex, ta mere c'est la fee Carabine.
|>
|>   ^^^^^^ Sympa ! Bien replique !
|>          En tout c'est a lire *ABSOLUMENT* sans avoir peur de se piquer
|>          un fou rire en plein bus !
|>
|>          Quelqu'un a t'il deja lu le dernier ? Ca vaut le coup ???
|>
|> -- Nicolas

Ma mere, elle est en train de le lire.


Et une petite blague pour la route :

C'est l'histoire d'une fille qui tirait le diable par la queue.
Un jour, elle se demande : "Pourquoi seulement le diable ?"
Et elle est devenue tres riche...

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From: [e-mail] (Jean-Denis Gorin)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Re: Re : concours
Date: 23 May 1995 10:11:28 GMT
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In article <3ppq5c$[e-mail]> [e-mail] (Sebastien Bacquart) writes:

   : Et pour faire plaisir a Snoopy une contrepetrie Belge :
   : Il fait beau et chaud.

       J'en ai une aussi :
    Il fait chaud et beau.


hehehe j'en ai une autre, toujours belge, mais bien plus complexe (elle est double)

"Il fait chaud et beau, papa."

=> "Il fait pas beau et pas chaud."



Heu... Desole !

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  Jean-Denis Gorin <[e-mail]>
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From: [e-mail] (Cedric Auzanne)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Devinette
Date: 23 May 1995 10:28:55 GMT
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Jean-marie et Mohamed sont dans un bateau.
Mohamed tombe a l'eau.

Qui l'a pousse ?


Je sais qu'elle est tres difficile, mais quoi, un peu de courage.



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From: [e-mail] (SIDEWINDER alias Stephane PEREZ)
Newsgroups: fr.comp.sys.atari
Subject: Re: LIMUX 68k ??
Date: 23 May 1995 11:10:51 GMT
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SIDEWINDER alias Stephane PEREZ ([e-mail]) wrote:

:    Bonjour, j'aimerai savoir quelle est la configuration necessaire
: pour installer linux sur un atari:


:    au niveau de la ram, du disque dur....


:  J'aimerai egalement connaitre les versions qu'il existe.


:  MErci d'avance..

:       Stephane PEREZ


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From: [e-mail] ()
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: achat voiture
Date: 23 May 1995 11:20:53 GMT
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Keywords: nudite



c'est un homme qui entre chez un concessionaire lambda pour y acheter une voiture
d'occasion.

Apres avoir entendu le baratin du vendeur, il demande a essayer cette voiture.
Pas de problemes, je vous laisse les cles.....
L'homme prend l'autoroute...vitesse : 50 puis 100 puis 150... il depasse les 170
km/h quand les flics en motos le rattrape, le font ralentir puis s'arreter.

B'jour monsieur, vos papiers SVP dit le flic en se penchant vers la portiere. Et
c'est la oh horreur qu'il s'appercoit que l'homme au volant est nu comme un ver.

Puis je savoir svp, la raison de cette nudite dans votre vehicule.

Ben voila repond le type, le concessionaire ma dit :

Faite attention car a partir de 150, elle commence a sucer...

Sylvie
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From: [e-mail] (Sead Dzubur)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.atari.programmer
Subject: Wanted HH guide to BIOS
Date: 23 May 1995 11:31:05 GMT
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Could someone please mail me the Hitchhiker's guide to BIOS text file, I
seem to have lost mine somewhere. Or, if it is possible to find it on ftp,
please mail me the adress.

                                 Thanx
                                          Sead

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From: [e-mail] (Laurent Chemla)
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Subject: Re: Vi sous Linux68k
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Olivier Rabateau ([e-mail]) wrote:
: lorsque je lance VI pour editer un texte, je suis obligé pour déplacer
: le curseur d'utiliser les touches JKHL. Que faut-il faire (modifier le
: TERMCAP ?) pour que les flèches soient actives dans VI!

Je sais pas, j'aime pas vi (désolé), mais les fleches marchent bien sous joe
:-)

: Aussi une autre question:

: Est-ce bien ttys0 qui représente les port AUX:? Je voulais essayer
: d'envoyer un TTY sur AUX pour me loger en "externe" (avec minitel ou
: autre pc). Mais ça ne marche pas. :-( C'est quoi la bonne manip

C'est normal, la gestion du port série Falcon n'existe pas. Voir à ce sujet
les quelques discussions dans les groupes allemands. Personne ne s'en
occupe, tout le monde gueule.

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From: [e-mail] (Stephane Jantzen)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Re: Re : concours
Date: 23 May 1995 12:40:38 GMT
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: Fabrice ([e-mail]) wrote:
: : PS : je pense que je suis bien parti pour remporter le concours de blagues nulles...

Y'a encore du boulot les gars ! Pour atteindre les sommets de la nullite j'en ai
invente une tout seul (avec mes petits doigts boudines):

C'est l'histoire d'un chien qui repeint sa voiture. Alors la route fait "paf" et
le pinceau reste sous l'echelle.

PS : Si ca c'est pas de la blague nulle !
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From: [e-mail] (Stephane Jantzen)
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Subject: Re: Re : concours
Date: 23 May 1995 12:42:11 GMT
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Guillaume Courtens ([e-mail]) wrote:

: C'est Dimitri qui fait Math Sup et Spe et qui passe des concours, et
: Hop le Miko (is_equal("Dimitri") a l' ESIAL !!!


C'est l'histoire d'un Peek on lui dit qu'il y a jamais de redoublement a l'ESIAL
et redouble le Peek :O

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From: [e-mail] (Stephane Jantzen)
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Date: 23 May 1995 12:45:43 GMT
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Apres celle-la j'arrete.

THE SHORTEST AND NULLEST BELIGAN JOKE IN THE WORLD :

C'est l'histoire d'un belge, il est nul.

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Subject: Re: 50 ans +
Date: 23 May 1995 12:49:12 GMT
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Pflieger Jean-Francois ([e-mail]) wrote:


: P.S.: Un petit ange autocollant a celui qui trouvera le nom de
:     l'auteur-acteur-etc. a qui j'ai emprunte ceci.


Castelli ? Desole.

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From: [e-mail] (David CURE)
Subject: Re: Vi sous Linux68k
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In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Olivier Rabateau) writes:
>
>Est-ce bien ttys0 qui représente les port AUX:? Je voulais essayer
>d'envoyer un TTY sur AUX pour me loger en "externe" (avec minitel ou
>autre pc). Mais ça ne marche pas. :-( C'est quoi la bonne manip
>
>j'ai essayé la config proposée dans le INITTAB, mais niet!
>Le répose est: /sbin/getty: /dev/ttys0: not a character device
>
>Quand au ttyS0, c'est un 'no such device' qui apparait!

    Le port serie du Falcon n'est pas (pour l'instant ???) supporte par le
noyau 0.9pl5.

    David.
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From: [e-mail] (PENSA Pascal)
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In article <3psl46$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Stephane Jantzen) writes:
|> : Fabrice ([e-mail]) wrote:
|> : : PS : je pense que je suis bien parti pour remporter le concours de blagues nulles...
|>
|> Y'a encore du boulot les gars ! Pour atteindre les sommets de la nullite j'en ai
|> invente une tout seul (avec mes petits doigts boudines):
|>
|> C'est l'histoire d'un chien qui repeint sa voiture. Alors la route fait "paf" et
|> le pinceau reste sous l'echelle.


    Elle est pas si mal en fait... Tu conaitrais pas un certain Lulu Jantzen ?

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From: [e-mail] (Pascal A. Dupuis)
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In article <3pqh2c$[e-mail]> [e-mail] (Seb Le Pouet) writes:
Un flamand et un wallon discutent, attabl‚s devant un verre de bière (une
bonne bière de chez nous, que le monde entier nous envie !). Avisant quelque
chose de noir au plafond, le flamand s'écrie :
"Tiens, t'as vu, un mouche la-bas !"
A quoi le wallon répond :
"Mais non, c'est une mouche !"
Le flamand, le regardant avec des yeux ébahis :
"Awel, t'as de bon yeux, toi, une fois hein dis !"
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From: [e-mail] (Jean-Denis Gorin)
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Subject: Re: La tarte aux poireaux
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In article <[e-mail]> [e-mail] writes:


   C'est un mongolien qui rentre dans une boulangerie et qui demande:
   "- Vous javez des tartes aux poireaux ?"
   Le boulanger lui repond alors:
   "- Non."
   "- Tant pis." dit le mongolien.

   Le boulanger se decida alors a faire des tartes au poireaux.
   (NDA: Bonne idee non ?)

   Et le lendemain donc, un mongolien arrive dans la boulangerie et demande:
   "- Vous javez des tartes aux poireaux ?"
   Le boulanger lui repond alors:
   "- Oui !"
   "- Ch'est pas bon hein ?"   (NDA: Imiter l'accent du mongolien...)


Hum, hum, hum...

Au nom de tous mes compatriotes Picard, Ch'Ti, je tiens a defendre l'honneur et
le gout de la Tarte a la Flammiche (aussi appele tarte aux poireaux), et je demande
a l'emetteur de cette blague de substituer "poireaux" en "concombre" pour ainsi
correspondre au texte original :)

Et Vive la Picardie, le Nord-Pas de Calais et les Flandres !

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From: [e-mail] (Jean-Denis Gorin)
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In article <3pi7tp$[e-mail]> [e-mail] (Jean-Philippe Lerda) writes:

        comment est la femme parfaite?

       ->    elle nous arrive a la taille,et elle a la tete
         plate pour pouvoir poser les bieres dessus.

Hummm,
il lui manque encore 2 qualites !
    tracheitomise, pour respirer la bouche pleine ;)
    les oreilles decollees pour s'y accrocher...


PS: Mesdames, je ne crois pas un mot de ce que je viens d'ecrire
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In article <3p83s3$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Ronda Hauben) writes:
|> Ronda Hauben replying
|>
|> : In article <[e-mail]>
|> : [e-mail] (D. Chan) writes:
|>
|> :   I guess I'm still having a hard time believing Big Business can be
|> :   so altruistic in the face of the Bottom Line.
|>
|> That's helpful - those opposing government regulation regarding
|> extending Net access are claiming that private companies are
|> altruistic -- that is their premise and that is a false premise.
|>

And of course, the government is altruistic??

I am in favor of the complete privatization for simply practical reasons.
When the NSFNET/ARPANET was all there was, if an individual could convince
the "powers that be" to even allow them to have a connection, it was pro-
hibitively expensive.  Even most small colleges couldn't afford it.  Today,
even in the backwoods of NEPA we have a selection of commercial providers.
Anyine can get a connection for as little as $10 a month.  Of course, the
relic of the NSFNET era is still here (PREPNET) and it will only cost you
about $3500 to join them, and then they will talk to you about how much it
will cost you for a connection.

bill

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From: [e-mail] (DERIE MICHEL)
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M & Mme Manthafox ont un fils ... Sam :)

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Martin Marc ([e-mail]) wrote:


>   Ta mere, elle offre des twingo a Tonton?

>  Marc.
>  [e-mail]

ta mere elle est si plate qu`on peut la faxer !!!

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I'm looking for Pure C 1.1, original disks and manual. If you'd like to sell y
yours, please email me at [e-mail]

Oh, BTW, I live in Belgium, Europe!

Thanks,

-Michel.
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Je cherche Pure C 1.1. Si vous voulez le vendre, ecrivez-moi a l'adresse
suivante : [e-mail]

(J'habite en Belgique!)

Merci d'avance...
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 C'est un chomeur belge qui lit le journal et
en premiere page il voit

"ON RECHERCHE DEUX FRANCAIS POUR VIOL"

Alors le belge se dit: c est toujours les
memes qui ont de la chance...
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Jean-Denis Gorin ([e-mail]) wrote:
: In article <3pi7tp$[e-mail]> [e-mail] (Jean-Philippe Lerda) writes:

:         comment est la femme parfaite?

:        ->    elle nous arrive a la taille,et elle a la tete
:          plate pour pouvoir poser les bieres dessus.

: Hummm,
: il lui manque encore 2 qualites !
:     tracheitomise, pour respirer la bouche pleine ;)
:     les oreilles decollees pour s'y accrocher...

 Je croyais que c'etait : tracheitomise, pour avoir les couilles ventilees.

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In article <3pq8d5$[e-mail]>, Alexandra Boussalem <[e-mail]> writes:
|> Malaussene ?
|>
|> Inculte.
|>
|> Alexandra
|> (Expliquez-lui, je lui cause plus ;-)

Mal aux seins ?

Je m'en occupe.

Blaise
(Masseur en herbe)
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Je sais c'est peut etre un peu veillot maintenant, mais je cherche des Mr et mmes...
Ou est ce que je pourrais trouver un best-of ?

Merci

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I am trying to write a MultiTOS friendly Gem based application (in assembler).
I have an event handler that handles dialogues placed in a window, but at the
moment it ignores keyboard events.

I have got it to detect keyboard events, but where can I get the value of the
key that is pressed? What form is it in - ASCII / scancode?

Cheers for any help.

Anthony (who has NO aes documentation for calls implemented before v3.3)

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Oops!

That was supposed to have the subject 'keyboard events with event_multi()'

Never mind...

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> Notre nouveau president (...)
> il croise une superbe demoiselle qu'il emballe en quelques secondes...
> (il l'a fait avec 52,4 % des francais)     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

!!! Pour ce qui est des 52,4 % de francais, il a quand meme mis pas mal
de secondes a les emballer :
30 * 365 * 24 * 60 * 60. Ca en fait 946.080.000, des secondes.
J'espere qu'il se l'est emballee plus vite, la thailandaise...

- Ch'Bouann.        MAAAAN-GEZ DES NEMS !!

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From: [e-mail] (cyril.bouanna)
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Subject: Re: La pomme et le petit caca
Date: 23 May 1995 15:44:35 GMT
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> C'est l'histoire d'une pomme et d'un petit caca. Ils sont la, dans la nature,
> quand tout a coup la pomme se tourne vers la crote et lui dit :
> "Non mais, tu t'es deja regardee ? Tu pue, tu es laide, tu ... aaaahhh, tu me
> degoutes". A ce moment, une main surgit, prend la pomme et la porte a une
> bouche. Et la crotte fait un signe de 'main' a la pomme : "A tout de suite"

Tiens ca m'en inspire une variante :

C'est l'histoire d'une pomme et d'une petite rose. Ils sont la, dans la
campagne, quand tout a coup la pomme se tourne vers la rose et lui dit :
"Non mais, tu t'es deja regardee ? T'es toute fletrie, t'es nulle ... aaaahhh,
tu me degoutes". A ce moment, 52,4 % des francais surgissent, prennent la pomme
et la mettent dans une CX. Et la crotte fait un signe de 'main' a la pomme :
"A dans 7 ans".

- Ch'bouann.        MAAAN-GEZ DES ROSES !!



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Stephane Jantzen ([e-mail]) wrote:
: Apres celle-la j'arrete.
PRIVATE JOKE MODE ON
X = A\; :-)
PRIVATE JOKE MODE OFF

Bon et pour tout le monde :
Ta mere, elle est si grosse qu'elle passe pas sous l'Arche de la defense


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In article <3pamqm$[e-mail]>
Stfb <stfb@castor> wrote:
>
>  J'ai une question:
>  Y a -t-il beaucoup de monde interresse par une carte Ethernet pour
> Falcon aux environ de 1700 TTC ?
> Si je recois assez de Email, je la sors C promis....
>
>                         Stephane Boyeau.
>                         I.C.I.
>
> Email: [e-mail]
>
Moi je serais bien interessé, mais je suis du Canada, et je ne sais pas 1700
TTC font en dollars canadiens! Et est-ce que cette carte pourrait fonctionner
avec mon vieux Atari 1040STf ?

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From: [e-mail] (Christopher Hutchison)
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Hi, world,

we're having an online birthday party at the end of this month.  Check out
our Web page:

   http://infosys.kingston.ac.uk/Circle/private/bday.html

It's not going to change the world, but -- what the heck -- maybe
you'll like it

Chris
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Pfff !!!...
Drôles de blagues dans ce coin
C'est assez nul

Pierrot
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Ca me fait penser a une autre :


  En quoi voudriez vous ertre reincarne apres votre mort ??



















  Moi, je voudrais etre reincarne en casserole ; vous savez pourquoi ??
Non ?? Parceque comme ca, j'aurai toujours le cul au chaud, le ventre plein
et la queue sans la main d'une femme.


                       Ciao

                         F.

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In article <3psvhn$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (cyril.bouanna) writes:
|> > Notre nouveau president (...)
|> > il croise une superbe demoiselle qu'il emballe en quelques secondes...
|> > (il l'a fait avec 52,4 % des francais)     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
|>
|> !!! Pour ce qui est des 52,4 % de francais, il a quand meme mis pas mal
|> de secondes a les emballer :
|> 30 * 365 * 24 * 60 * 60. Ca en fait 946.080.000, des secondes.
|> J'espere qu'il se l'est emballee plus vite, la thailandaise...
|>

Oui, mais emballer 15 000 000 d'electeurs en 945.080.000 secondes,
ca fait a peine une minute par electeur, je te mets au defi d'emballer,
meme une thailandaise, en une minute (sauf si...)

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|> Tiens ca m'en inspire une variante :
|>
|> C'est l'histoire d'une pomme et d'une petite rose. Ils sont la, dans la
|> campagne, quand tout a coup la pomme se tourne vers la rose et lui dit :
|> "Non mais, tu t'es deja regardee ? T'es toute fletrie, t'es nulle ... aaaahhh,
|> tu me degoutes". A ce moment, 52,4 % des francais surgissent, prennent la pomme
|> et la mettent dans une CX. Et la crotte fait un signe de 'main' a la pomme :
|> "A dans 7 ans".
                                    ^^^^^^  -->la rose, non ? je t'en prie...


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In article <3psghn$dle$[e-mail]>, Pierrot HERITIER <[e-mail]> writes:
|> Pfff !!!...
|> Drôles de blagues dans ce coin
|> C'est assez nul
|>
|> Pierrot

On a dit concours de BLAGUES nulles, pas d'AUTEUR le plus con.
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[e-mail] (David E. Fox) wrote:
DEF>Jeff Mercer ([e-mail]) wrote:
DEF>: By Federal law, the US Post Office has the right to fine and even arrest
DEF>: those that refuse to use its service. This is not a joke, it's fact. There
DEF>: have been many recent cases of such, in fact.
DEF>Sounds like a real urban legend. Where's the proof? Where is the US Code
DEF>section where this is mentioned?
DEF>Forgive me, I'm skeptical about this.

Call the U.S. Postoffice and ask 'em.

It's not a joke or a legend. It's happened and happened recently.


[e-mail] : I don't intend to offend,
   Jeff The Riffer     : I just offend with my intent.
      Drifter...       : Beauty's in the beholder's eye,
  Homo Postmortemus    : I just like the ugly side.
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Another point in the arguement against Goverment control of 'net access:

Consider the local situation in Alachua County and the price of gasoline.
In general, regular unleaded gas (87 octane) hovered around $1.13 - $1.20
depending on what station and where you went.

Then the local *goverment* decided to add a tax onto gasoline in this county.

Now the average price of the same exact kind of gas, at the same locations,
hovers around $1.23 - $1.40 (depending on where you go).

Hardly a benefit to *anyone* who buys gas. Not even to the gas stations,
who lose money because they can't sell as much gas because the price is too
fucking HIGH.

Sometimes goverment regulation is necessary. I have no illusions that without
any goverment regulations, we'd see a lot more messes like the Jack-In-The-Box
fiasco, as well as a lot of scams from the pharmacuetical companies. But those
are cases where goverment regulation is in the interest of national Health,
the physical well-being of the general public... Not financial transactions,
or what some random group of people have decided are vital social services
that everyone needs (when in point of fact, the vast majority of people could
never learn to use a computer properly if their lives depended on it).


[e-mail] : "Death and power are close cousins."
   Jeff The Riffer     : "I don't think I like your relatives old man."
      Drifter...       :
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THE SHORTEST JOKE IN THE WORLD :
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Cette blague est de longueur nulle, il s'agit donc de la plus courte blague.
Génial, non ?
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From: [e-mail] (Jon Kale)
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Just a quick request - I just downloaded eGEM 2.1 (Sep. '94 version) and it
looks pretty interesting (from my reading of the docs and source) BUT . . .
my German is, shall we say, rudimentary (esp. when it comes to the finer
points of TOS/GEM/C coding) SO . . .

Does anybody have any English docs for the eGEM library, and, if so could they
mail them to me or point me at a site where I can get 'em (either ASCII or
.hyp) I got eGEM from the (excellent) UMich mirror at Imperial but there was
no sign of any EGEM_ENG.LZH or such there.

TIA (for time and bandwidth :)

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In article <[e-mail]>, Stuart Broz <[e-mail]> writes:
>
>
>BTW, sf need not take place in the future or even have a mention of
>space-flight, aliens, etc (check out The Difference Engine by Gibson &
>Sterling).
>
    Or West of Eden by that guy who wrote the Stainless Steel Rat
    Books, I think.
    Distinguishing between Sci-Fi and Fantasy?
    How about a definition wherein Sci-fi presents settings,
    plot devices, characters, etc, which can in some manner be
    explained and justified by existing or postulated physical
    laws? Fantasy is everything else. The flavour of the fiction
    has little to do with it. For instance, I'd call the Star Wars
    trilogy high fantasy, operating within the dichotomy of base
    good and evil, with this weird, magical "force" thing infusing
    the universe with the impossible (and lazer type energy weapons
    glowing in vacuum, neat trick). An example of pure sci-fi? How
    about any of Asimov, especially Robots, Foundation, and Empire.



    Or West o
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From: [e-mail] (Seb Le Pouet)
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In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Pascal A. Dupuis) writes:
> In article <3pqh2c$[e-mail]> [e-mail] (Seb Le Pouet) writes:
> Un flamand et un wallon discutent, attabl‚s devant un verre de bière (une
> bonne bière de chez nous, que le monde entier nous envie !). Avisant quelque
[...]

 Oua l'aut' he !!! J'ai jamais ecrit ca moi !!!!!


                                                                        Seb Le Pouet
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   "There's no problem so large it can be solved by killing the user off,
    deleting their files, closing their acount and reporting their REAL
    earnings to the IRS."
                                Bastard Operator From Hell.
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In article <3psghn$dle$[e-mail]>, Pierrot HERITIER <[e-mail]> writes:
> Pfff !!!...
> Drôles de blagues dans ce coin
> C'est assez nul
>
> Pierrot

 He, he .....


                                                                 Seb Le Pouet
                                             (Quel j'sent deja que j'm'enerve cui-la !)



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    deleting their files, closing their acount and reporting their REAL
    earnings to the IRS."
                                Bastard Operator From Hell.
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In article <3pi3eu$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] wrote:

> JOSE MIGUEL FERREIRA ([e-mail]) wrote:
> :
> : Combien d'oiseaux tiennent sous un kilt d'ecossais ?
> : ca depend de la taille de la branche...
>
> [destroy]
>
> Derniere nouvelle: En Ecosse, un taxi est tombe ce matin dans un
> lac apres avoir rate un virage. Bilan, 47 morts.
>
>
>                 HERVE
heeeuuu....47 oiseaux morts ?

Der Nachtmann
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From: [e-mail] (sweet Poly)
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In article <3pqidt$[e-mail]>, Ann Griffith  <[e-mail]> wrote:
>>From: sweet Poly, [e-mail]
>>Date: 21 May 1995 15:46:53 GMT

>>Do you believe the myths of your culture?  Believe that they describe
>>fact, or that they provide a workable framework for the nature of reality,
>>freeing you to cope with the details of living?
>
>Agreed and seconded.
>
>>>Frou-frou Neanderthal musings? Don't let an anthropologist hear you say
>>>that- as far as artistic and cultural development of the human race is
>>>concerned, those paintings are deemed of priceless value.
>>
>>Nah.  I think they suck.  I mean, look at them:  they're painted in blood
>>and junk, and in *caves*!  What the hell kind of art can you expect from
>>out of a cave?  And what lousy subject matter, too.  No portraits, or
>>landscapes, or nude studies, or anything interesting, really -- just a
>>bunch of animals that became extinct.  Losers.  My 7 year old niece could do
>>better...
>
>If you read r.a.b. the day I posted, Senor Samsel mispelled the word
>'frou-frou' elsewhere and it was determined whimsy on my part to
>work the word into my posting.  Some of those Neanderthal paintings
>have such elegant lines and coloring, a Picasso or Toulouse-Lautrec
>couldn't match them.  They are simply peerless.  It's interesting to
>speculate as to what thoughts lay behind the cave paintings, but this
>was an oral culture and is presently lost to us.

Well, I didn't read r.a.b. that day, but I can appreciate your impulse:
"frou-frou" is not an easy word to use in one's day-to-day, but it's
almost irrisistable to try. @:)

Of course the cave paintings are among the most priceless works of art in
humanity's collection.  I couldn't resist the troll above, is all. @:)

I recently skimmed an article in 'Science' magazine which described how
it had been determined that some of the pigments used in creating the
paintings were in fact made of blood -- of bison or whatever, which lived
far far away from the paintings.  I think they were a little more than
just pretty grafitti...  I am not sure if the thoughts of those ancient
peoples would be recognizable to us, even if they *had* left a written
language.  I don't think they were 'conscious' in the same way we are now.


T---A
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C---G        Intelligence is a lethal mutation


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From: [e-mail] (Stephane Jantzen)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Re: La norme la plus connue reste Windows !
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Olivier Grange-Labat ([e-mail]) wrote:

:     sa mere c'est lui.
:     -- olivier.

Donc :
La mere de sa mere c'est lui.
La mere de la mere de sa mere c'est lui.
La mere de la mere de la mere de sa mere c'est lui.
La mere de la mere de la mere de la mere de sa mere c'est lui.
La mere de la mere de la mere de la mere de la mere de sa mere c'est lui.
La mere de la mere de la mere de la mere de la mere de la$%#^%$@$#^%#$^GYTYc57
segmentation fault. core dumped.

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Ah ben c'est du propre, ce qu'ils font a Informatique CDC. Quand j'y etais, ils bossaient...

Et en plus ils se balladent sur des news vahcment intellectuels !

Oh les beaux financiers de DABFI3.


Gars GEO
[e-mail]
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From: [e-mail] (Alex Nicholls)
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Subject: Re: eGEM documentation
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Jon Kale ([e-mail]) wrote:
: Just a quick request - I just downloaded eGEM 2.1 (Sep. '94 version) and it
: looks pretty interesting (from my reading of the docs and source) BUT . . .
: my German is, shall we say, rudimentary (esp. when it comes to the finer
: points of TOS/GEM/C coding) SO . . .

Try EGEM 2.2 ... its a tad better ;) but still with german documentation I'm
afraid...

: Does anybody have any English docs for the eGEM library, and, if so could
:they
: mail them to me or point me at a site where I can get 'em (either ASCII or
: .hyp) I got eGEM from the (excellent) UMich mirror at Imperial but there was
: no sign of any EGEM_ENG.LZH or such there.

Get ruftrade (from the same place..) - its one of the best german to english
traslators that will give u more of an idea how it works..

Alex Nicholls
[e-mail]
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From: [e-mail] (Francois Grieu)
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Subject: histoire de N'Golo
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20h30: c'est la grande post-finale-spectacle des chiffres et des lettres,
le lauréat contre les personalités du showbizz.  Suspense...

Laffont:  Les lettres.  Johnny ? vous permettez que je vous appelle Johnny ?
Johnny :  Voyelle.  (son manager l'a brieffé avant l'émission)
Laffont:  O       O
N'Golo :  Voyelle.
Laffont:  U       OU
Johnny :  Voyelle.
Laffont:  I       OUI
N'Golo :  Consonne.
Johnny :  A que j'ouvre !



Quoi, quoi, queskia ?  Elle est pas drôle ?
Ah c'est pas une histoire de N'Golo ?
Et vous vouliez une histoire de N'Golo ?  Bon bon...



C'est N'Golo et son cousin qui sont sur la rive du fleuve Zambèze et
soulagent consciencieusement leur vessie.
Cousin :  Elle est froide.
N'Golo :  Et profonde.

[ceux qui rient après Zambèze ont le sens de l'humour particulièrement
développé]

--
Francois Grieu                       la vie  est  un  dechirement
email:[e-mail]             entre le reve et le possible
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From: [e-mail] (for-in-94)
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Subject: Re: femme parfaite
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        comment est la femme parfaite?

       ->    elle nous arrive a la taille,et elle a la tete
         plate pour pouvoir poser les bieres dessus.

Hummm,
il lui manque encore 2 qualites !
    tracheitomise, pour respirer la bouche pleine ;)
    les oreilles decollees pour s'y accrocher...


Ben alors pourquoi tu l'as ecrit? Pour nous faire rire ?
Desole, c'est rate.


Gars GEO
[e-mail]
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From: [e-mail] (for-in-94)
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Subject: Re: encore une blague de M & Mme
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Hummmmmmmm !
Une excellente blague belge...


Pour sur, on comprend pourquoi on dit "une histoire belge"...



Gars GEO, Nantes
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OSONS REFAIRE TRENTE MILLE FOIS LES MEMES VANNES POURRIES.
TA MERE ELLE EST SI PLATE QU'ON PEUT LA FAXER...
ET TOI, T'ES SI LOURD QUE TU PEUX PAS LIRE LES ANCIENNES ?



Gars GEO
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Subject: Re: Mr et mmes
Date: 23 May 1995 15:48:22 GMT
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Il existe deja 2 tomes de bouquins qui s'appellent

Mr et Mme ont un fils

C'est ecrit par A. NONYME

Je ne me rapelle plus de l'edition.


Gars GEO
Nantes
[e-mail]
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From: [e-mail] (Guillaume Courtens)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Re: La tarte aux poireaux
Date: 23 May 1995 21:13:55 GMT
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In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Jean-Denis
Gorin) writes:
<<
 Au nom de tous mes compatriotes Picard, Ch'Ti, je tiens a defendre l'honneur et
le gout de la Tarte a la Flammiche (aussi appele tarte aux poireaux), et je
demande a l'emetteur de cette blague de substituer "poireaux" en "concombre"
pour ainsi correspondre au texte original :)                      ^^^^^^^^^
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Alors la, je proteste !!! Je suis d'accord pour defendre l'honneur et les
traditions du Pas-De-Calais , mais il ne faut pas pour autant insulter les
Concombres, cher ami !!!

  Au fait, vous savez pourquoi on voit beaucoup de noirs entrer en Belgique et
peu en sortir ?
Allez, c'est parce qu'ils les vident pour en faire des tenues
d'hommes-grenouilles ...
--
    Veuillez agreer l'expression de mes sentiments les meilleurs et les
plus distingues envers votre honorable personne que j'estime particulierement,
en toute objectivite,
    votre devoue
             Concombre Masque.qui a de la seve Belge ...
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From: [e-mail] (Hubert Canon)
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In article <[e-mail]>,
Jean-Denis Gorin <[e-mail]> wrote:
> Au nom de tous mes compatriotes Picard, Ch'Ti, je tiens a defendre
> l'honneur et le gout de la Tarte a la Flammiche (aussi appele tarte
> aux poireaux), et je demande a l'emetteur de cette blague de
> substituer "poireaux" en "concombre" pour ainsi correspondre au
> texte original :)
>
> Et Vive la Picardie, le Nord-Pas de Calais et les Flandres !

oui, tout à fait. il est honteux de critiquer toutes les bonnes
spécialités régionales du nord et de la picardie !

en particulier, je ne comprend pas pourquoi tout le monde se sauve
quand je rentre dans un compartiment de train avec une tarte au
maroilles dans mon sac. pourtant, c'est si bon.

--
------------------------ Hubert Canon (X93) ------------------------
              Email : [e-mail]
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[e-mail] (DERIE MICHEL) wrote:
>M & Mme Manthafox ont un fils ... Sam :)

Mr et Mme PRIFROY ont 7 enfants .........
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parce qu'elle va au dannemark sans son polo et elle y prit froid...


Desole...



---- Sauvez un castor, plantez un arbre ----


GreG.



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From: [e-mail] (Jean-Jacques Ardoino)
Subject: Re: Concerne message pric
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In a message dated 05-22-95 [e-mail]  wrote to ALL :

> Heu, si vouz trouvez le message précédent un peu bizarre quand au fran
> c'est normal. Les 'à' (entre autres) se sont perdus pendant le transfe
> ST -> PC.

Effectivement, les caracteres accentues prennent une claque si on ne les
transcode pas pendant ou apres le transfert...
C'est vrai en ST -> PC, mais aussi en ST -> MAC, en PC -> MAC et dans les
directions inverses.
La raison tient au fait que les caracteres speciaux (dont les accents)
n'ont pas les memes numeros ASCII sur les differentes machines.

Dans le STMAG qui paraitra en juillet, j'ecris un article sur les
transferts, dont les transferts de texte : ASCII, RTF, formats divers
comme le Word MSDOS sauve par le Redacteur, etc.

Mais, de toute facon, meme si on a transcode, quand on envoie le texte sur
internet, il y a encore un probleme de transcodage. Et le mieux est
d'ecrire sans accents.
La methode de base consiste a veiller a taper un "e" plutot qu'un "e"
accentue, mais il y a mieux si on peut utiliser des configurations de
clavier.
Il suffit alors d'utiliser une config qui deroute tous les caracteres
accentues vers les caracteres sans accents. Ainsi on tape son message en
utilisant le clavier comme on en a l'habitude, et le texte est
automatiquement corrige en temps reel.

J.Jacques Ardoino
(STMAG, France)
[e-mail]


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Essai n¡1

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From: [e-mail]
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Subject: Re: Compilateur GFA
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Salut Stephane,

 Dans un message du 18.05.95 tu ecrivais:
 >> J'ai un probl0me avec le compilateur du GFA-Basic (v3.5 je crois). En
 >> effet quand je compile un programme qui utilise un fichier de
 >> ressources, il
 S> passe
 >> sans probl0mes. Mais quand je le lance, il plante (2 bombes). Par
 >> contre,
 S> si
 >> je le lance depuis l'interpr0teur, il n'y a aucuns probl0mes !!
 >>
 >> Si quelqu'un a d0ja eu ce genre de probl0me et connait la solution,
 >> il est le bienvenu ...
 >>
 >> Merci
 >>
 >> Olof (Francis Garnier)
 >>
 >> [e-mail]
 >>
 S> c'est probablement un probleme de memoire...

Attention,certaines bibliotheques sont bogguees au niveau du retour de
l'adresse de form_do et objc_draw !

Il faut chercher dans GFA3BLIB la serie d'octets suivante a l'aide d'un
editeur de secteur (Dispac):

   7470 610C 222E 1154 4E75

et la remplacer si elle existe par :

   7470 610C 222E 11F4 4E75

Si le probleme persiste,effectivement voir la programmation et les
reservations de memoire.


Greetings,


/Olivier/

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In article <3pgp6l$[e-mail]> [e-mail] (Thomas Petersen) writes:
>Tshen ([e-mail]) wrote:
>> Now that's out of my system, and I can explain the difference between
>> fantasy and science fiction clearly and distinctly.
>> Science fiction: Fiction which contains elements that do not currently
>> exist, but may sometime in the future.
>> Fantasy: Fiction that contains elements that do not currently exist, and
>> never will.
>
>Pretty good. You just managed to classify Larry Niven's _Ringworld_
>as fantasy. On the other hand Mervyn Peake's _Gormenghast_ seems to
>fit your definition of fantasy, so it goes both ways.

 Of course Niven's Ringworld books are fantasy! They have vampires, ghouls,
an elixir of life, heroes on quests, ancient cities with magical artifacts...
I could go on, but you get the idea. The reason it sold as science fiction
is because, as Niven himself once pointed out, sufficiently advanced magic
is indistinguishable from technology.
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In article <3pnoup$[e-mail]>,
Martin Terman <[e-mail]> wrote:
>USENET and current style mailing lists work on similar
>principles, just on different scales. The big principle is to
>send a copy to everyone's site. This is convenient since you
>can read it on your local system, but it is also assuming that
>bandwidth is free

On the contrary. Usenet was designed in an environment where bandwidth
was terribly *expensive*.

Look at it this way. Suppose there are three sites A B and C interested in
group G. Someone at site D posts a message to group G.

If you have a single central repository, all three users at A B C connect to
the repository R, and three copies of the message travel from R to A, B,
and C. Now suppose C is close to B and B is close to A.

Under Usenet. the message is automatically copied to B, B sends to A and C
over local (cheap) lines. One message goes out over expensive bandwidth.
There are redundant copies, when peninsulas in the net get close to each other,
but in general each message travels each link once.

So what you need to do is make sure the message is interesting enough to
enough people so that this is cheaper than a mailing list or repository.

And *that* is why we have Usenet "votes".

>Now, the thing is that USENET and mailing lists fill a need.
>When one empties a niche, what takes its place? We already have
>the answer, and its been as long as the Net has. BBS's.

Also known as "central repositories". Which, as has been shown, are more
expensive over the whole net than Usenet.

>The BBS works because its suited to the phone system way of
>dealing with costs,

The BBS doesn't work because it's not suited to the phone system way of
dealing with costs. It's so unsuited that BBS users got together and
set up their *own* Usenet clone called Fidonet to avoid expensive long
distance calls. But Fidonet doesn't work as well as Usenet... it costs
more time to maintain, and requires a central authority.

If ATM actually *increases* costs, as you claim, Usenet and its copies
(peers like Clarinet, GNU, Biznet, VMSnet, and clones like Fidonet, and
distributed chat systems like IRC and Diversidial) will thrive. BBSes (and
freenets, and mucks, and other centralized systems) will founder.

But I don't believe ATM *will* increase costs. If they do people will
continue to use the Internet as it is. Why would they switch to a more
expensive medium?

By the way, news.future doesn't exist any more.
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ok,
c't'un newfie, un espagnol et un italien. y sont dans un avion.  Tout le
monde jette un 25 cents sur son pays. Sauf le newfie qui jette un dollars sur
sa province. La, la serveuse a y dit quosse que vous faites?


---> J'attend mon change!



Ok, j,sais qu'elle ai connue mais j'avais rien a faire! :-)


qB-)
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From: [e-mail] (Krzsztof Cyrkot)
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lick me ([e-mail]) wrote:
: In article <[e-mail]>, Stuart Broz <[e-mail]> writes:
: >
: >
: >BTW, sf need not take place in the future or even have a mention of
: >space-flight, aliens, etc (check out The Difference Engine by Gibson &
: >Sterling).
: >
:     Or West of Eden by that guy who wrote the Stainless Steel Rat
:     Books, I think.
:
Harry Harrison

        Distinguishing between Sci-Fi and Fantasy?
:     How about a definition wherein Sci-fi presents settings,
:     plot devices, characters, etc, which can in some manner be
:     explained and justified by existing or postulated physical
:     laws?

You got that right. That's what it is.

        Fantasy is everything else. The flavour of the fiction
:     has little to do with it. For instance, I'd call the Star Wars
:     trilogy high fantasy, operating within the dichotomy of base
:     good and evil, with this weird, magical "force" thing infusing
:     the universe with the impossible (and lazer type energy weapons
:     glowing in vacuum, neat trick).


Yes, you are right! It's never struck me before, but you are by all
standards correct! It is a fantasy, it even strarts with the
typical words of a fable, and sf stories never begin in that fashion.

        An example of pure sci-fi? How
:     about any of Asimov, especially Robots, Foundation, and Empire.



:     Or West o
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Subject: Re: Un avion
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In <[e-mail]> [e-mail] writes:
> c't'un newfie, un espagnol et un italien. y sont dans un avion
> qB-)
C'est le pape Jean-Paul II, Bill Clinton,  le president des Francais et un
hippie qui sont dans un  avion, alors bien sur, l'avion perd de l'altitude
et il faut sauter en parachute,  malheureusement  il n'y en a que trois et
nos passagers sont quatre. Alors Bill Clinton prend la parole:
    - Je suis le president du pays le plus important du monde, je dois
      etre sauve, et il prend un parachute et saute.

Le president des francais (au choix) prend la parole et dit:
    - je suis le president le plus intelligent du monde, et je dois
     etre sauve , il prend un parachute et saute.

Jean-Paul s'adresse alors au hippie:
    - Je suis vieux et vous etes jeunes, tenez voila le dernier parachute
      et que le christ soit avec vous.

Et le hippie de retorquer:
    - Te biles pas mon pote, le president le plus intelligent du monde,
      He bien, il a sauter avec mon sac a dos...

PatriiiiiiIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiick Roumanoff
(quel parachutiste cui-la!)
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Subject: Re: GfA Basic Question: Resource in INLINE ????
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 > I'm busy writing a program in GfA, completely multitasking, dialogs
 > in windows, menubar present (in 3d colors), very neat all, but I seem
 > to have one question: Is it possible to INLINE my resource file,
 > because I hate the programs where you can easily change the resource
 > files by yourself!

It's good if it's possible to change the .RSC. Then I can make a own
translation of the language to swedish (for own personal use). I like programs
have the .RSCfile loose, so that I can change it for my own perposes.

CD
( UUCP Dialup connection )

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Dans le meme genre :

Un pied - noir, un francais et plusieurs autres
nationalites (a vous de les choisir) sont dans
un avion en flamme. Tous ont pris un parachute et
saute. Restent le Francais et le pied-noir, ainsi
qu'un seul parachute. Le francais s'en empare et saute,
mais le pied-noir arrive a s'accrocher au francais. Et evidemment, le parachute
descend beaucoup trop
vite.
Alors le Francais a une idee : Il commence a chanter "Ah qu'elles sont belles
les filles de mon pays ... "
ET le pied-noir, tapant des mains : "lai, lai, lai "
....

Desole.

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: PRIVATE JOKE MODE ON
: X = A\; :-)
: PRIVATE JOKE MODE OFF

PRIVATE ANSWER MODE ON
    Vous inquietez pas, on va le ramener chez nous et on va le soigner.
Allez viens, Miko, faut pas rester la. On va te le finir, ton TP, sois sage et
calme-toi gentiment, hein?
PRIVATE ANSWER MODE OFF

    Sinon, de plus en plus nul.
C'est l'histoire d'un TP a rendre pour le 2, et arrive le 1, PAF les conventions
du TP...
    Non, vraiment, elle me fait pas rire.

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Subject: Re: La tarte aux poireaux
Date: 24 May 1995 06:42:15 GMT
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: Au nom de tous mes compatriotes Picard, Ch'Ti, je tiens a defendre l'honneur et
: le gout de la Tarte a la Flammiche (aussi appele tarte aux poireaux), et je demande
: a l'emetteur de cette blague de substituer "poireaux" en "concombre" pour ainsi
: correspondre au texte original :)

    Je ne peux qu'approuver, sauf que par ici (a Nancy), on dit 'Flamiche'
(avec un seul m) et pas 'Tarte a la Flammiche'. Mais c'est vrai qu'on est pres
des Vosges, alors forcement on subit un pe l'influence... :)

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Entendu recemment :


Pourquoi les skinheads ont ils le crane rase?


********************************** 8-))
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Universite Lausanne
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: Entendu recemment :

    'Fectivement, elle a ete postee il y a meme pas une semaine.

    Un peu de serieux enfin :)

    C'est l'histoire d'une blague, elle passe dans fr.rec.humour et
REPOST la blague...

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From: [e-mail] (Eric March)
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Subject: Re: Patching TOS 16MB partition limit?
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[e-mail] ([e-mail]) wrote:
: Since I am technically deficient in this area, I was wondering if
: anybody has considered writing a patch for TOS 1.0/1.2 so that 32MB
: partions can be used?  Is this even possible?  Or should I just get TOS
: 1.4/2.06 for ALL my machines?

ICD Utilities allows BGM partitions of up to 512 megabytes each.

: Dom


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From: [e-mail] (Olivier Rabateau)
Subject: 2 disques durs dans un Fa
Organization: The Cygnux GigaFree BBS (Paris France) 39.94.95.76 39.94.29.47
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Paris le 23/05/95 à 10h28.

Bonjour [e-mail]-Na, dans un message du 05/01/95 adressé à Tous
tu disais à propos de «2 disques durs dans un Fa» :

I2>> A ce propos, une personne bien renseignée saurait-elle comment on peut
I2>> brancher 2 HDs IDE dans le F030 (le 2'5 d'origine et le 3'5 que j'ai
I2>> installé).

I2>        Pour la partie logicielle la solution est d'acheter SCSI Tools
I2>(j'ai cependant entendu dire que d'autres drivers géraient deux
I2>disques durs IDE depuis peu. Pas d'autres infos là dessus...).

Je ne suis pas sûr, mais je crois que la version d'AHDI vendue avec le
Falcon gère  plus de 2 disques IDE (la version 6.06). En effet, au boot,
il cherche plus d'un IDE avant de chercher les disques SCSI. A confirmer
toute fois!

I2>        Mais, comme si ça ne suffisait pas, il reste un problème à
I2>régler : trouver une nappe avec 2 connecteur 2"5 et 1 3"5. Turtle

Ne peut-on pas bricoler la nappe du 3'5 avec celle d'origine du 2'5? Y'a
assez de connecteurs non? Je sais pas, j'y connais rien dans cette
manip. La seule que j'ai faite est de passer le quartz du DSP (32mhz)
dans le 68882 pour qu'il tourne à 32 mhz au lieu de 16.


Salutations de la part d'Olivier Rabateau.

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Subject: Re: Divers Falcon.
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Paris le 23/05/95 à 10h35.

Bonjour [e-mail], dans un message du 05/01/95 adressé à Tous
tu disais à propos de «Re: Divers Falcon.» :

AR>> Quelqu'un pourrait'il me dire quelle est la meilleure carte
AR>> accélératrice en ce moment pour F030? Disons meilleur rapport
AR>> qualité/prix. Parce que la Barracuda à 800$ :-((((

AR>Oui, mais dire que la Barracuda est chere pour une "carte acceleratrice"
AR>est un point de vue discutable.

Discutons, discutons!  :-)

AR>La Barracuda ne fait pas qu'augmenter la frequence du 68030 du Falcon :
AR>Elle est equipee d'un 68040 LC 33 Mhz (possibilite 68040 non LC de 33 a 64
AR>Mhz), d'une carte graphique haute resolution, elle offre la possibilite de
AR>mettre jusqu'a 128 Mo de RAM. Et la ROM est en flashrom, ce qui permet
AR>d'updater le TOS tres facilement.
AR>Facteur d'acceleration annonce a 900%, et compatibilite avec Cubase Audio.

AR>Alors c'est bien plus qu'une simple carte acceleratrice !

Vu sous cet angle, c'est tout a fait vrai! Tu oublies même la
possibiliter d'émuler un 486DX33!!

Mais Technoservice propose un carte aux environs de 2000frs ou tu as un
bus local 32bits, une accélération jusqu'a 76mhz, et des résolutions
plus grandes du fait de l'accélération du VIDEL. Disons que pour une
utilisation "non professionnelle", je trouvais que c'était un peu cher
800$!! Mais c'est sur que si on me donnait l'une ou l'autre au choix, je
prendrais la Barracuda!


Salutations de la part d'Olivier Rabateau.

(lecteur d'STMAG France, ;-) )

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From: [e-mail] (Olivier Rabateau)
Subject: Re: Disque dur sur Falcon
Organization: The Cygnux GigaFree BBS (Paris France) 39.94.95.76 39.94.29.47
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Paris le 23/05/95 à 15h47.

Bonjour [e-mail]. Dans un message du 05/01/95 adressé à Tous
tu disais à propos de «Re: Disque dur sur Falcon» :

SC>>HA? Pas moi! Mon capot ferma impec et le clavier est bien calé.

SC>Je n'ai pas du percer les fixations aux bons emplacements.

Tu as bien scié au ras les 2 tiges en plastique?

SC>>Attends!!! Il parrait qu'on peut installer les 2 HDs dans le Falcon.

SC>Ou ca ??? Ha oui il me reste une zone de 2cm sur 3 derriere le lecteur
SC>de disquette !!!! Je vais decouper mon 65Mo en petits cubes. Cela
SC>rentrera surement. Ou alors peut etre qu'en l'aplatissant a grand
SC>coups de masses ....

Si tu veux! :-)
Mais avec un tower, no problémo. Sinon, faudra bricoler un peu et faire
sortir un des lecteurs (le 3'5 le 2'5 ou le disquettes).

Je vais étudier la question de place pour ce 2'5. Si j'y parviens, je
vous tiens au courrant!


Salutations de la part d'Olivier Rabateau.

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From: [e-mail] (Olivier Rabateau)
Subject: Re: partition minix???
Organization: The Cygnux GigaFree BBS (Paris France) 39.94.95.76 39.94.29.47
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Paris le 23/05/95 à 15h50.

Bonjour [e-mail]. Dans un message du 05/01/95 adressé à Tous
tu disais à propos de «Re: partition minix???» :


RO>Tu veux avoir le meme partition pour MiNT ET Linux ?

J'ai laissé tomber cette idée un peu tordue, je l'avoue! Je me suis
rendu compte après avoir expédié le message que c'était pas vraiment
possible. J'ai créé une partition EXT2 pour Linux (200Mo, ça devrait
suffire!! :-) )

RO>Si tu veux jsute recuperer ta partition Minix pour l'utiliser avec Linux
RO>et seulement avec Linux le plus simple est de la passer en ext2 (partition
RO>Linux). Ca n'est pas la peine de repartitionner le disque.

Ben j'ai maintenant 2 partitions GEM, une Minix et une EXT2. AU lieu de
faire une partition Root, usr et swap, j'ai tout mis (usr et root) sur
une même partition, et la swap sur un fichier dans une partitions GEM!
Et ça marche impec!

Au fait, est-il possible de récupérer les archives Xwindows et GNU C
off-line, parce-que j'ai pas d'accès FTP. Et downloader tout ça depuis
Brazil, à 9600bds, ça va me prendre un temps et un fric fou! :-(
Rien que pour USR.TGZ, j'en ai eu pour 1 heure!


Salutations de la part d'Olivier Rabateau.

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From: [e-mail] (Olivier Rabateau)
Subject: Re: partition minix???
Organization: The Cygnux GigaFree BBS (Paris France) 39.94.95.76 39.94.29.47
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Paris le 23/05/95 à 15h56.

Bonjour [e-mail]. Dans un message du 05/01/95 adressé à Tous
tu disais à propos de «Re: partition minix???» :

[Linux 68k]
DC>        Tu peux evidement l'installer en mettant le filesystem root et usr s
DC>meme partition, ainsi qu'un fichier de swap (la distri prevoit un partition
DC>swap, donc fichier de demarrage a modifier et la creation du fichier bien su
DC>) ).

Ben j'ai effectivement opté pour cette solution. Et ça marche impec! :-)


Salutations de la part d'Olivier Rabateau.

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From: [e-mail] (Phil)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: J'en ai une bonne
Date: 24 May 1995 08:53:18 GMT
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    C'est un couple Belge, le soir quand le mari rentre sa femme lui dit
  F- J'ai eut de la visite aujourd'huit

  H- C'etait qui ?

  F- Je sais pas

  H-Il t'a rien dit ?

  F-Non il est rentre

  H-Qu'est qu'il a dit ?

  F-Rien, il m'a attrappe et m'a enlever ma robe

  H-Qu'est qu'il a dit ?

  F-Rien, il m'a enlever ma culotte

  H-Qu'est qu'il a dit ?

  F-Rien, il m'a etendu sur le lit

  H-Qu'est qu'il a dit ?

  F-Rien, il m'a prise de tous les cotes

  H-Qu'est qu'il a dit ?

  F-Rien, il est parti

  H-Mais c'est ennuyeux ca, on ne sera jamais pourquoi il est venu !!
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From: [e-mail] (Clotilde CHALAND)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Re: Nouveau gouvernement
Date: Wed, 24 May 1995 11:05:54 +0200
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In article <3pqecr$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (David
Crochemore) wrote:

> > In article <NEWTNews.800873055.10051.bellamy@cli53be>,
[e-mail] writes:
> > >
> > > Vous avez certainement note qu'il y a un Secretariat d'Etat a la
> > > "Reconciliation entre les Generations" ou quelque chose d'approchant !
>
> Le pire, c'est que c'est meme pas un secretariat d'Etat, C'EST UN MINISTERE...
> (Je crois que c'est la "Solidarite" entre les generations...)
>

   Eh, vous les jeunes ... c'est un ministere qui va juste un petit peu
augmenter vos cotisations "solidarite" pour que les retraite's puissent
aller faire dorer leurs vieux os aux Antilles ou en Guadeloupe ... a moins
que ce ne soit a St Martin
   Z'avez rien compris !
   Et vous vous etes pas poses de questions sur la Secretaire d'Etat a la
Recherche qui n'a JAMAIS fait de recherche ... elle est IR, mais elle
avait une fonction d'administration ...
   C'est pas rigolo, tout ca ?

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From: [e-mail] (Pierre-Alain Virioux)
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Date: Wed, 24 May 1995 11:23:46
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Monsieur et Madame Zitarin ont un fils, quel est son nom ??

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Daniel !!!
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for-in-94 ([e-mail]) wrote:
: OSONS REFAIRE TRENTE MILLE FOIS LES MEMES VANNES POURRIES.
: TA MERE ELLE EST SI PLATE QU'ON PEUT LA FAXER...
: ET TOI, T'ES SI LOURD QUE TU PEUX PAS LIRE LES ANCIENNES ?

  Ta mere, elle a coince la touche Caps Lock.

  Desole...

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[e-mail] (Roland Spatzenegger) wrote:
>Doesn't support tcc <move> <parallel move > instruction ! (tcc <move> works )
>Sometimes it produces wrong lod files ...

I've not used tcc <move> <parallel move> but I've used tfr <move> <parallel move>

Don't forget that you must put your parallel moves in the correct order for the
assmebler, i.e X: Y: and you canonly use the correct address registers for the
move.

I always use binary files, and they seem to work fine so I can't really
comment on the LOD problem although when I have used them they seem to
be fine.

Alan.
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From: [e-mail] (Ludovic Rousseau)
Newsgroups: fr.comp.sys.atari
Subject: Re: Vi sous Linux68k
Date: 24 May 1995 09:58:35 GMT
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In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Olivier Rabateau) writes:
>
>lorsque je lance VI pour editer un texte, je suis obligé pour déplacer
>le curseur d'utiliser les touches JKHL. Que faut-il faire (modifier le
>TERMCAP ?) pour que les flèches soient actives dans VI!

Personnelement j'utilise vim (Vi IMproved) que j'ai compile et mis
sur le serveur ftp.cnam.fr
pub/Atari/Linux68k/vim30.tgz : Vi IMproved 3.0, clone de VI mais mieux qu'elvis
c'est mieux que Elvis qui est dans le pack de Laurent. En particulier les
lignes plus large que l'ecran sont 'wrapee' au lieu de betement depasser.

D'autres part j'ai legerement modifier la config du clavier
(fichier //usr/lib/fr-latin.map) pour qu'il prenne en compte les touches
Help, Undo, ClrHome et quelques autres.
J'ai ecrit le fichier .exrc (config de vi) pour utiliser ces touches
Linux68k/fr-keyboard.txt.gz : Clavier francais et fichier de config pour vim 3.0

Ca n'est pas la peine de modifier le /etc/termcap (il faut juste enlever le
dernier \ a la fin de la derniere ligne de definition de la console.
J'ai deja poste un News sur ce probleme.

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From: [e-mail] (Ludovic Rousseau)
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Subject: Re: partition minix???
Date: 24 May 1995 10:13:21 GMT
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In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Olivier Rabateau) writes:
>
>Au fait, est-il possible de récupérer les archives Xwindows et GNU C
>off-line, parce-que j'ai pas d'accès FTP. Et downloader tout ça depuis
>Brazil, à 9600bds, ça va me prendre un temps et un fric fou! :-(
>Rien que pour USR.TGZ, j'en ai eu pour 1 heure!

Permiere solution, demander a une librairie qui 'distribue' des disquettes
avec une 'petite' commission en plus.
Un bon choix devrait etre l'association Faucon'tact mais je ne sais pas
si ils distribuent le pack Linux.

J'ai bien pense un instant a me charger de te faire les copies et renvoyer
les disquettes par la Poste mais si je commence je ne pourrais plus
arreter.

PS: si tu t'enregistres a Zorg, je serais peut-etre plus gentil :-)

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From: [e-mail]
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Vampires
Message-ID: <1995May24.113212.3596@nedcu0>
Date: 24 May 95 11:32:12 MET
Organization: University of Neuchatel, Switzerland
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Qu'est-ce que se disent deux lesbiennes vampires sur le point de se
quitter?




















A dans 24 jours!

Christine
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|>         Shadow.demain.j'arrete.(promis)

Des promesses, toujours des promesses...


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Une petite entendue aux Grosses Tetes, hier :

Un brave paysan rentrant des champs apercoit une lavandiere en train de faire sa lessive au lavoir communal.
La voir (jeu de mots...) ainsi penchee sur son linge reveille la bete qui sommeille en lui...
Il se dirige donc sans bruit vers la lavandiere, se glisse derriere elle, et apres avoir releve sa jupe commence son
ouvrage (un remake de la scene de "La Guerre du Feu", en quelque sorte).
Impassible, la lavandiere continue sa lessive, battant son linge avec energie.
Au bout d''une 1/2 h, le paysan satisfait se rend alors compte qu'il ne s'est meme pas presente. Il chuchotte
a l'oreille de la lavandiere : "Moi c'est Matthieu. Ca t'a plu ? "
Et la, sursaut et petit cri de la lavandiere : "oh, vous m'avez fait peur !"

Bon, ch'uis fatigue. Je vais em faire une semaine de vacances...

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From: [e-mail] (Cedric Millet)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Re: Humour ?
Date: 24 May 1995 10:31:22 GMT
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In article <3psghn$dle$[e-mail]>, Pierrot HERITIER
<[e-mail]> writes:
|> Pfff !!!...
|> Drôles de blagues dans ce coin
|> C'est assez nul
|>
|> Pierrot

    Ben vas-y pierrot, montre-nous!  >:->

Cedric.j'adore_les_mecs_ki_fon_des_critik_Constructiv_avec_exemple_a_la_cle

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Je fais suivre des blagues recues par mail :
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From: [e-mail] (Pierre Dube)

C'est l'histoire d'un mec dans la vingtaine qui gagne un concours.
Le prix: le privilege de demander trois voeux a Aladin.
Le jour venue, il rencontre Aladin. Apres identification, Aladin lui declare
qu'il lui accordera tout ce qu'il voudra, mais qu'il y a un HIC!
Aladin donnera en double tout ce qu'il lui donnera, et a son pire ennemi en plus.
1_ Accorde moi 10,000,000$. Aladin lui donne. Et 20,000,000$ a son pire ennemi.
2_ Je veux etre entoure des 5 plus belles femmes au monde. Aladin lui accorde.
   Et il en donne 10 a son pire ennemi.
3_ Coupe moi une couille...........................................

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Qui est capable de jouir plus qu'une femme?


Un yoyo.  Il est fendu tout le tour lui................

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Et qu'est ce qui jouie plus qu'un yoyo?


La corde du yoyo.

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Si la tendance se maintient je prdie que l'an 2000 arrivera dans 1686 jours.

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Il n'y aura plus un homme sur le Terre ......... le 13 janvier 1996.


Nous serons tous sur la neige.

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Une institutrice demande a ses eleves de premiere:
- Nommez moi des animaux qui roucoulent.
Le petit Pierre leve la main et repond:-Une colombe.
- C'est bien dit la maitresse.
Et au tour du sage Rene: -Un pigeon.
- C'est bien dit la maitresse.
Un petit noir a son tour leve sa main:- Un boeuf.
Et la maitresse de dire: -Mais non un boeuf ca meugle. Explique toi.
Et au petit noir surpris de repondre:
-  Voyez vous, chez moi on possede une ferme. Et a la saison de la reproduction
   quand le boeuf grimpe la vache, il avance, il roucoule, il avance, il rou-
   coure, il avance, il roucoule...........................

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Il faut que je la raconte celle-la. Et sans arriere pensee. Just for laught.

Que fait-on pour devenir millionnaire a coup sur?
On fait un voyage en France, on rencontre au hasard un Parisien et on le laisse
parler parler parler parler parler.......... tout son saoul.
Ensuite, on l'achete au prix qu'il vaut.
On retourne au Canada , on le presente, on le laisse encore parler, parler,
parler, parler, parler............. et on le revend au prix que lui pense
valoir.


Mais je n'ai aucun prejuge contre les parisiens.

============================================================================

Promenade en velo dans la verdoyante campagne.
Au guidon: un idiot en fugue de son home.
Il stoppe a la hauteur d'un mairaicher et dit, gene: -He! monsieur, vous
                 mettez quoi la sur vos fraise?
Et le maraicher de repondre: - Du fumier!
Et a l'idiot de repondre: - He bien! Vous etes plus fou que moi. Moi je mets
                 du sucre.



et un peu plus loin, il est pris d'une crise de vertige. Sa solution?


Il dgonfle ses pneus et repart.

============================================================================

Quelle difference y a-t-il entre Mme Tatcher et une Lada?

Aucune. Tout le monde voudrait bien l'essayer, mais personne ne voudrait se
        faire voir avec.
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From: [e-mail] (Arto Jalkanen)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.atari.programmer
Subject: GfA Basic Question: Resou
Date: 24 May 1995 10:57:25 GMT
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m> I'm busy writing a program in GfA, completely multitasking, dialogs in
m> windows, menubar present (in 3d colors), very neat all, but I seem to

From the description I would say your project is doomed to failure.
I mean, "cmopletely multitasking", if it means multitasking friendly...
Doing that with GFA basic is no fun. I'm an ex-GFA programmer ;-).

m> have one question: Is it possible to INLINE my resource file, because I

I think just load it to INLINE. But then you can't use the
rsrc_load() call for loading the resource and adjusting it to
the current resolution. You'll have to use rsrc_obfix for it
adjusting the different objects...
    I have never done that with GFA, but I think this is how it's
done.

m> hate the programs where you can easily change the resource files by
m> yourself!

Hey, that's one of the nice features of RSC-files! User can edit
a bit the rsc-file, if something isn't like he wanted.


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From: vlefevre@bellecour (Vincent Lefevre)
Newsgroups: fr.comp.sys.atari
Subject: Re: Concerne message pric
Date: 24 May 1995 10:53:44 GMT
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In article <[e-mail]>, Jean-Jacques Ardoino ([e-mail]) wrote:
> In a message dated 05-22-95 [e-mail]  wrote to ALL :

> > Heu, si vouz trouvez le message précédent un peu bizarre quand au fran
> > c'est normal. Les 'à' (entre autres) se sont perdus pendant le transfe
> > ST -> PC.

> Effectivement, les caracteres accentues prennent une claque si on ne les
> transcode pas pendant ou apres le transfert...
> C'est vrai en ST -> PC, mais aussi en ST -> MAC, en PC -> MAC et dans les
> directions inverses.
> La raison tient au fait que les caracteres speciaux (dont les accents)
> n'ont pas les memes numeros ASCII sur les differentes machines.

Les caracteres accentues ont les memes numeros ASCII sur ST et sur PC.
A mon avis, le probleme venait du fait que les caracteres dont le 8eme
bit etait a 1 n'ont pas ete transferes, ce qui est une autre source de
problemes avec les caracteres accentues (souvent le 8eme bit est mis a
0).


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From: [e-mail] (Pierre-Alain Virioux)
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Subject: M. et Mme (2)
Date: Wed, 24 May 1995 13:15:16
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Monsieur et Madame  Reutenonlerotte ont une fille...
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... Samantha !!!
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From: [e-mail] (Jean-Christophe MONIER)
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Subject: Re: Le retour de ta mere...tatatin :+)
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In article <3pplcb$[e-mail]>, [e-mail]
says...
>
>Ta mere elle est tellement conne qu'elle croit que MENOPAUSE c'est une
>touche sur ton magnetoscope .

 De plus, Ta mere elle a couche avec Dick Rivers et elle mange des fleurs.

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From: [e-mail] (Loic Avenel)
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Subject: une chtite avant de partir
Date: 24 May 1995 11:35:48 GMT
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    Les grosses c'est comme les chaussons : on est bien dedans
        mais on aime pas sortir avec.

Sorry


Lord RICARD
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In article <3psghn$dle$[e-mail]>, <[e-mail]>

writes:
>
> Pfff !!!...
> Drôles de blagues dans ce coin
> C'est assez nul
>
> Pierrot

Tiens ? Un egare...

-- Nicolas
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From: legoff@lubna (Bertrand LE GOFF)
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Subject: Re: Humour ?
Date: 24 May 1995 12:29:31 GMT
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Pierrot HERITIER ([e-mail]) wrote:
: Pfff !!!...
: Drôles de blagues dans ce coin
: C'est assez nul

: Pierrot

Sa mere, elle poste des news humoristiques dans
comp.sys.amiga ...


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From: [e-mail] (Guy VILQUIN)
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Subject: Re: La tarte aux poireaux
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From: [e-mail] (Hubert Canon)
> en particulier, je ne comprend pas pourquoi tout le monde se sauve
> quand je rentre dans un compartiment de train avec une tarte au
> maroilles dans mon sac. pourtant, c'est si bon.

Suivie d'un Vieux Lille pour cloturer l'ambiance;
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From: chevalie@isis (Stephane Chevalier)
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Subject: lu dans les news
Date: 24 May 1995 12:49:29 GMT
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juste pour rire... : je cite !

"
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From: [e-mail] (rimka)
Newsgroups: fr.petites-annonces.informatique
Subject: Recherche genereux donateur materiel pc
Date: 23 May 1995 11:44:41 GMT
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    Recherche genereux donateur de materiel PC pour un etudiant, en
etat de marche .
        Merci d'avance .

:-)

"



Steph, qui promet qui n'a rien trafique !!
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From: hm@piau ()
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Subject: Re: Hugh !
Date: 24 May 1995 13:42:51 GMT
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David Crochemore ([e-mail]) wrote:
: In article <3psvhn$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (cyril.bouanna) writes:
: |> > Notre nouveau president (...)
: |> > il croise une superbe demoiselle qu'il emballe en quelques secondes...
: |> > (il l'a fait avec 52,4 % des francais)     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
: |>
: |> !!! Pour ce qui est des 52,4 % de francais, il a quand meme mis pas mal
: |> de secondes a les emballer :
: |> 30 * 365 * 24 * 60 * 60. Ca en fait 946.080.000, des secondes.
: |> J'espere qu'il se l'est emballee plus vite, la thailandaise...
: |>

: Oui, mais emballer 15 000 000 d'electeurs en 945.080.000 secondes,
: ca fait a peine une minute par electeur, je te mets au defi d'emballer,
: meme une thailandaise, en une minute (sauf si...)

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Histoire d'ajouter mon grain de sel dans cette histoire hautement philosiphique :-)
a base de president et de thailandaises, je crois que 1, en une minute, c'est envisageable,
mais 15 000 000,... quelle fatigue !!!

        HERVE

PS: Ta mere, elle vote skinhead pour donner a manger aux poissons ?!
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Date: 24 May 1995 13:44:59 GMT
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D. Coussemaeker ([e-mail]) wrote:
: for-in-94 ([e-mail]) wrote:
: : OSONS REFAIRE TRENTE MILLE FOIS LES MEMES VANNES POURRIES.
: : TA MERE ELLE EST SI PLATE QU'ON PEUT LA FAXER...
: : ET TOI, T'ES SI LOURD QUE TU PEUX PAS LIRE LES ANCIENNES ?

:   Ta mere, elle a coince la touche Caps Lock.

:   Desole...



Genre provo: Euh, ta mere elle est si plate qu'on pourrait la faxer ????

    HERVE

PS: Ta mere, elle est jamais rafraichie !

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Subject: Re: La tarte aux poireaux
Date: 24 May 1995 13:46:50 GMT
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Matthieu Dazy ([e-mail]) wrote:
: : Au nom de tous mes compatriotes Picard, Ch'Ti, je tiens a defendre l'honneur et
: : le gout de la Tarte a la Flammiche (aussi appele tarte aux poireaux), et je demande
: : a l'emetteur de cette blague de substituer "poireaux" en "concombre" pour ainsi
: : correspondre au texte original :)

:     Je ne peux qu'approuver, sauf que par ici (a Nancy), on dit 'Flamiche'
: (avec un seul m) et pas 'Tarte a la Flammiche'. Mais c'est vrai qu'on est pres
: des Vosges, alors forcement on subit un pe l'influence... :)

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Vos meres, elles mangent des ficelles picardes au Mac'Do ???


        HERVE
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From: [e-mail] (Jean-Denis Gorin)
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Subject: Re: La tarte aux poireaux
Date: 24 May 1995 09:18:21 GMT
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In-reply-to: [e-mail]'s message of 23 May 1995 19:16:33 GMT

In article <3ptcah$[e-mail]> [e-mail] (Hubert Canon) writes:

   In article <[e-mail]>,
   Jean-Denis Gorin <[e-mail]> wrote:
   > Au nom de tous mes compatriotes Picard, Ch'Ti, je tiens a defendre
   > l'honneur et le gout de la Tarte a la Flammiche (aussi appele tarte
   > aux poireaux), et je demande a l'emetteur de cette blague de
   > substituer "poireaux" en "concombre" pour ainsi correspondre au
   > texte original :)
   >
   > Et Vive la Picardie, le Nord-Pas de Calais et les Flandres !

   oui, tout à fait. il est honteux de critiquer toutes les bonnes
   spécialités régionales du nord et de la picardie !

   en particulier, je ne comprend pas pourquoi tout le monde se sauve
   quand je rentre dans un compartiment de train avec une tarte au
   maroilles dans mon sac. pourtant, c'est si bon.


Hummm miam miam...

et le Vieux Lille aussi c'est sympa comme fromage,
et la Boulette d'Avesnes !


Vite, j'ai FAIM !!!
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  Jean-Denis Gorin <[e-mail]>
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Clotilde CHALAND ([e-mail]) wrote:
: In article <3pqecr$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (David
: Crochemore) wrote:

: > > In article <NEWTNews.800873055.10051.bellamy@cli53be>,
: [e-mail] writes:
: > > >
: > > > Vous avez certainement note qu'il y a un Secretariat d'Etat a la
: > > > "Reconciliation entre les Generations" ou quelque chose d'approchant !
: >
: > Le pire, c'est que c'est meme pas un secretariat d'Etat, C'EST UN MINISTERE...
: > (Je crois que c'est la "Solidarite" entre les generations...)
: >

:    Eh, vous les jeunes ... c'est un ministere qui va juste un petit peu
: augmenter vos cotisations "solidarite" pour que les retraite's puissent
: aller faire dorer leurs vieux os aux Antilles ou en Guadeloupe ... a moins
: que ce ne soit a St Martin
:    Z'avez rien compris !
:    Et vous vous etes pas poses de questions sur la Secretaire d'Etat a la
: Recherche qui n'a JAMAIS fait de recherche ... elle est IR, mais elle
: avait une fonction d'administration ...
:    C'est pas rigolo, tout ca ?

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: B. P. 53
: 38041 Grenoble Cedex 9, France
: 110 Avenue de la Chimie - Campus Universitaire de St Martin d'Hères
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ATTENTION, ames sensibles s'abstenir !

D'abord, c'est pas un ministere de la Solidarite entre les generations qu'il faut, c'est
un ministere de l'euthanasie. En effet, avec un seul ministere (peu de frais), on resoud
tous les problemes. On zigouille:
- Les vieux: on peut ainsi transvaser le rabe des caisses de retraites vers la caisse maladie,
- Les noirs, arabes, bretons, corses, basques, picards, et j'en passe et des meilleurs: limitation
des frais consecutifs a la regionalisation, moins de policiers, etc etc,
- Les socialos (y font rien qu'a acheter des twingos a Tonton),
- Les Anglais (pourquoi pas, dans tout les cas ca ne peut qu'etre bon pour l'Europe !)

Et voila, un projet de gouvernement qu'il est beau. Moins de chomage, avec un rapport direct
entre l'activite du ministere et le non de demandeurs d'emploi (donc aisement quantifiable)
et reduction des deficits de l'etat.

Allez, votez pour moi.

    HERVE (putain, comme disait Shadow, 7 ans !)

PS: Ta mere elle est abonne a la revue Mein Kamptf illustree !!!

PPS: Pas de commentaires choques, please, j'avais prevenu :-))


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Subject: Re: Blague Ecossaise
Date: 24 May 1995 13:58:17 GMT
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MIGUEL FERREIRA ([e-mail]) wrote:
: In article <3pi3eu$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] wrote:

: > JOSE MIGUEL FERREIRA ([e-mail]) wrote:
: > :
: > : Combien d'oiseaux tiennent sous un kilt d'ecossais ?
: > : ca depend de la taille de la branche...
: >
: > [destroy]
: >
: > Derniere nouvelle: En Ecosse, un taxi est tombe ce matin dans un
: > lac apres avoir rate un virage. Bilan, 47 morts.
: >
: >
: >                 HERVE
: heeeuuu....47 oiseaux morts ?

: Der Nachtmann

Mais non, il parait que les ecossais sont un peu pingres (moi, ce que j'en dis ...)

        HERVE

PS: Ta mere elle donne la destination aux chauffeurs de bus !


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From: [e-mail] (Jeremie Petit)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Re: La tarte aux poireaux
Date: 24 May 1995 13:16:33 GMT
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In article <3putcu$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Guy VILQUIN) writes:
> From: [e-mail] (Hubert Canon)
> > en particulier, je ne comprend pas pourquoi tout le monde se sauve
> > quand je rentre dans un compartiment de train avec une tarte au
> > maroilles dans mon sac. pourtant, c'est si bon.
>
> Suivie d'un Vieux Lille pour cloturer l'ambiance;

     Serait-il possible d'enlever cette news, car ma session commence
a sentir un peu trop, et c'est tres desagreable. Remettez le vieux Lille
sur la terrasse et le maroilles dans le frigo, on les ressortira plus
tard.

Amicalement et sans vouloir vous vexer...

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From: [e-mail] (Richard John Kelsch)
Subject: Re: GFA question
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Fraser S Keith ([e-mail]) wrote:
: Is there any way to put a autoboot GFA basic file
: on the disk so that it automatically loads and runs
: on booting. I know it can be done in STOS by naming
: the file autoexec.bas  .

: Fraser S Keith

Yes, you must COMPILE it first with the GfA Compiler.  If you do not have
the compiler, then you must purchase one (preferably version 3.5 or 3.6TT).

If booting from the AUTO folder, then the program must not make use of
GEM specific routines and commands.

If the program needs GEM, then you must have the Desktop (version 1.4+)
auto run it or use a program like Headstart run it.

Rich

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From: [e-mail] (Jeremie Petit)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Re: lu dans les news
Date: 24 May 1995 13:20:00 GMT
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In article <3pva0p$[e-mail]>, chevalie@isis (Stephane Chevalier) writes:
> juste pour rire... : je cite !

> From: [e-mail] (rimka)
> Newsgroups: fr.petites-annonces.informatique
> Subject: Recherche genereux donateur materiel pc
>
>     Recherche genereux donateur de materiel PC pour un etudiant, en
> etat de marche .
>         Merci d'avance .

Personne n'a de vieilles affiches de Marchais qui trainent? Ah! C'est
vrai, il est plus en etat de marche... Alors des autocollants de Rob U,
ca devrait lui faire plaisir a ce pauvre petit etudiant.

Jeremie qui se dit que c'est fou ces news qui se politisent.

*-------------------------------------------------------------*
*     Jeremie PETIT     | When you offer a ride to Mars,      *
* [e-mail] |           contact me.               *
* Maitrise Informatique |                                     *
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From: [e-mail] (David Crochemore)
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|> Histoire d'ajouter mon grain de sel dans cette histoire hautement philosiphique :-)
|> a base de president et de thailandaises, je crois que 1, en une minute, c'est envisageable,
|> mais 15 000 000,... quelle fatigue !!!
|>
|>         HERVE

Pas de probleme, et pendant que tu y es, amene-moi ta mere que je te refasse.

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From: [e-mail] (Wendy Chatley Green)
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Subject: Re: Fantasy is the mother of all genres!
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In article <3puaa5$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Jim Kasprzak) wrote:
: . . . The reason it sold as science fiction
: is because, as Niven himself once pointed out, sufficiently advanced magic
: is indistinguishable from technology.
: --
:
       Arthur C. Clarke said that.


Wendy (I love to be)
Chatley (pedantic.)
Green -- [e-mail]
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From: [e-mail] ()
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Subject: Je pete un plomb
Date: 24 May 1995 13:46:27 GMT
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    Perdu entre 14h30 et 14h31 un paquet IP contenant dans le champs
    destinataire villemin@depinfo
    Offre recompense. Pas serieux s'abstenir.

    Coco qui vous aura prevenu
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From: [e-mail] (Dimitri Janczak)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Re: La tarte aux poireaux
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Jean-Denis Gorin ([e-mail]) wrote:
: Vite, j'ai FAIM !!!

Oui, mais alors apres evite d'aller te baigner a Boulogne (Sur mer, bande
de parigots :-)

De circonstance :
Ta mere elle regarde la RTBF (Ou pire : La BRTN)


--
 Dimitri Janczak           | "J'voudrais pas crever sans savoir si les quatre
 [e-mail] | saisons ne sont vraiment que quatre"(Boris Vian)
 Ecole Superieure d'Informatique et Applications de Lorraine     (E.S.I.A.L.)
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From: [e-mail] (thomas doussau)
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Subject: Le vieux et la vieille
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Alors, voila, c'est un couple de vieux qui s'apprete a passer
une nuit bien tranquille. Tout d'un coup, le mari, pris d'une
envie de ses 20 ans, saute sur sa femme et commence a lui embrasser
les seins. La femme, interloquee, lui demande : "Ben, qu'est ce
que tu fais ???" (forcement, depuis le temps, hein...). Son mari
lui repond, un peu gene : "Ben, heu, tu vois, aujourd'hui, ben...
C'est la fete des seins !!!"....

Le lendemain, la femme se precipite sur son mari et commence a lui
entreprendre sa paire de boules. Comme le mari ne comprend pas, sa
femme lui repond : "Ben quoi, c'est pas la fete des morts, aujourd'hui ?"

Vous lisez trop les news, bonsoir.

--
..............................................
. Thomas DOUSSAU             EPITA - Paris   .
[e-mail]..............
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From: [e-mail] (Matthieu Quignard)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Re: Humour ?
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In article <3pv8rb$[e-mail]>, legoff@lubna
(Bertrand LE GOFF) wrote:

> Sa mere, elle poste des news humoristiques dans
> comp.sys.amiga ...

Vos meres elles postent des "ta mere" sur internet
(c'est vous dire comme ca me fait rire de faire cette remarque...)

Faites un newsgroup 'ta_mere', ici on est sense faire de l'humour....

--
Comment ? -- Beethoven
Pardon ?  -- Faure'
Hein ?    -- Attila
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From: [e-mail] (Matthieu Quignard)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: Re: Tamer'
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In article <3pvd8r$[e-mail]>, hm@piau () wrote:


> Genre provo: Euh, ta mere elle est si plate qu'on pourrait la faxer ????
> PS: Ta mere, elle est jamais rafraichie !

si, dans le genre contrepeterie :
ta mere est si flasque qu'on pourrait l'appater
Je sais, c'est pas drole, mais pas moins que les autres.
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From: [e-mail] (Serge Pasche)
Subject: Re: Ta mere (connue mais bonne)
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Ta mere, elle est tellement grosse que quand elle met une veste malcom X
les helicos se posent dessus.

Ta mere, elle est tellement vieille que quand elle entre chez un
antiquaire, il lui pose yout de suite une etiquette "A vendre"

---
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 ASCOM Hasler AG, Belpstrasse 37, CH-3000 Bern 14 | Fax : [phone]
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 "On a un bien joli canton, ....... dommage qu'elle n'ait pas mis du vin
  dans son eau, la Venoge. (Gilles)"


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David Crochemore ([e-mail]) wrote:

: |> Histoire d'ajouter mon grain de sel dans cette histoire hautement philosiphique :-)
: |> a base de president et de thailandaises, je crois que 1, en une minute, c'est envisageable,
: |> mais 15 000 000,... quelle fatigue !!!
: |>
: |>         HERVE

: Pas de probleme, et pendant que tu y es, amene-moi ta mere que je te refasse.

: --
:    /   |       /   |   /   |_  _  | __       | Je suis schizophrene et moi aussi
:   /    | )    /    | \       |    |_         |       (Thomas Jung)
:  /  )  | \   /  )  |   |     |      )        |----------------------------------
: /_   \_|_ \_/_   \_|_  |_  |____  |___       |      [e-mail]



Oui, bon, evidemment, j'ai fourni le baton pour me faire battre !!! M'enfin, en voyant
ma mere, j'suis pas sur que tu s'rais aussi motive :-))

        HERVE

PS: Ta mere, elle t'as fait 15 000 000 de fois et elle s'est quand meme encore gourree ! :->>


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From: [e-mail]
Newsgroups: comp.sys.atari.programmer,comp.sys.atari.programmers
Subject: ATARI TT030 For Sale
Message-ID: <1995May23.142257.840@cho006>
Date: 23 May 95 14:22:57 EDT
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For Sale:

Atari TT030 8 Meg RAM
50 Meg ASCSI Hard Drive

With:

lattice C 5.0
HISOFT DEVPAK (Macro Assembler)
HISOFT Professional Basic (Basic Compiler)
LASER C
Warp 9
Word Perfect
Games

Many other packages and reference material.

$800.00 B/O

Contact me at [e-mail]

Enjoy the day,

Ken Pratt

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[e-mail] wrote:

: In article <3psghn$dle$[e-mail]>, <[e-mail]>
: writes:
: >
: > Pfff !!!...
: > Drôles de blagues dans ce coin
: > C'est assez nul
: >
: > Pierrot

: Tiens ? Un egare...

: -- Nicolas

Sa mere, elle a ete tellement horrifiee qu'elle l'a pas reconnu a la mairie !

        HERVE

PS: A que c'est bon de se faire remettre dans le droit chemin par les redempteurs
d'internet !!! :-<<<


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Subject: Re: La norme la plus connue reste Windows !
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Stephane Jantzen ([e-mail]) wrote:
: Olivier Grange-Labat ([e-mail]) wrote:

: :     sa mere c'est lui.
: :     -- olivier.

: Donc :
: La mere de sa mere c'est lui.
: La mere de la mere de sa mere c'est lui.
: La mere de la mere de la mere de sa mere c'est lui.
: La mere de la mere de la mere de la mere de sa mere c'est lui.
: La mere de la mere de la mere de la mere de la mere de sa mere c'est lui.
: La mere de la mere de la mere de la mere de la mere de la$%#^%$@$#^%#$^GYTYc57
: segmentation fault. core dumped.

: --
: -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Stephane 'Peekaboo' Jantzen - [e-mail] - E.S.I.A.L.

:     "Without the pain there'd be no learning                _O_
:      Without the hurting we'd never change"     -  KaTe Bush        |<
: -----------------------------------------------------------------------------


Ou, pour les PCistes, une qui m'a toujours fait beaucoup rire:
Fatal Internal Stack Failure Error ...

        HERVE

PS: avec toutes mes excuses pour les non-inities, je le referais plus
(ma mere, elle fait syntax error sur sa tele)
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From: [e-mail] (Francois Grieu)
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Subject: Tres drole !!!
Date: Wed, 24 May 1995 17:06:59
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In article <[e-mail]> [e-mail] (Marc
Bergeron) writes:

>C'est un belge, un francais et un americain qui sont dans un avion au-dessus
>de l'Atlantique. L'avion est en feu et les passagers doivent sauter pour se
>sauver. Il y a trois parachutes.
>
>Comme il y a trois passagers, tout le monde est indemne.
>
>
>Desole.


La, je crois qu'on  a touche le fond...
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From: [e-mail] (Matthieu Quignard)
Newsgroups: fr.rec.humour
Subject: ta mere, la plus vieille
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entendue il y a pres de 2000 ans, a Nazareth (Galilee)
ta mere, elle est vierge.
a-t-on fait mieux depuis ?

--
Ta mere, qu'on voit danser...
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From: [e-mail] (BETRIX Franck)
Subject: Re: Tres drole !!!
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Notre cher Francois Grieu ecrit:
: In article <[e-mail]> [e-mail] (Marc
: Bergeron) writes:

: >C'est un belge, un francais et un americain qui sont dans un avion au-dessus
: >de l'Atlantique. L'avion est en feu et les passagers doivent sauter pour se
: >sauver. Il y a trois parachutes.
: >
: >Comme il y a trois passagers, tout le monde est indemne.
: >
: >
: >Desole.


: La, je crois qu'on  a touche le fond...

Ben oui, quoi, au fond on n'est pas si con.

Franck, qui n'a pas pu resister.


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From: [e-mail] (P Roumanoff)
Subject: Re: Le vieux et la vieille
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In <3pvklf$[e-mail]> [e-mail] writes:

> Alors, voila, c'est un couple de vieux qui s'apprete a passer
> ..............................................
> . Thomas DOUSSAU             EPITA - Paris   .
> [e-mail]..............

ca m'en rappelle une:

    Ca se passe dans un petit village, et il y a un couple de vieux,
ca doit bien faire 50 ans  qu'ils  vivent ensemble, et il ne peuvent pas
se supporter,  tout les jours,  les habitants de  ce petit  village sont
deranges par les bruits de vaiselles cassees et d'engueulades. Et par un
beau jour,  la vieille  fini par crever,  les habitants se disent qu'ils
vont enfin avoir la paix.  La vieille est entrerree dans le cimetiere du
village.
    Mais  c'est  alors  que  les  habitants  assistent a un drole de
ceremonial de la par du vieux. Tout le monde pensait, qu'une fois morte,
le  vieux pourrait finir sa vie  tranquille.  Mais tout les jours, on le
voit aller au cimetiere sur la tombe de sa femme,  et on se demande bien
ce qu'il peut  bien y faire,  vu l'affection  qui regnait entre ces deux
etres.

    Un  jour  qu'il  n'y  a  pas  ecole, une petite fille un peu trop
curieuse se  glisse  derriere la  pierre  tombale de la vieille et attend
l'arrivee du vieux, elle le voit arrive et la, elle l'entend dire:
    - Allez les vers, allez les vers...


PatriiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiick Roumanoff
(Quel asticot cui-la)
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From: Greus frederic - DIIC 2 ARCHI <[e-mail]>
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Subject: Re: Un avion
Date: 24 May 1995 08:51:46 GMT
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    Et toujours dans le meme style :

C'est un francais , un americain et un arabe qui sont dans un avion qui
perd de l'altitude. Alors le pilote leur demande de délester l'avion en
jetant tout ce qui peuvent par les fenetres.

Alors l'americain prend tous ses dollars et les jettent.
Les deux autres lui disent :"Mais t'es fou, mais t'es fou !!"
Et l'americain repond :"Mais non, il y en a plein en Amerique"

Alors l'arabe prend son petrole et le jette.
Les deux autres lui disent :"Mais t'es fou, mais t'es fou !!"
Et l'arabe repond :"Mais non, il y en a plein en Arabie Saoudite"


Alors le francais prend l'arabe et le jette.
Et l'americain qui reste lui dit :"Mais t'es fou, mais t'es fou !!"

Et le francais repond :"Mais non, il y en a plein en France"





Desole (pour nos amis etrangers).
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In article <3ppqdd$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] () writes:
>
>     Quelle etait la couleur du cheval blanc d'Henri IV ?
[...]
>
>     Blanc, desole.
>
>     Corinne

Non, gris...?




Il s'est roule dans la poussiere
(merci Gotlieb)
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From: [e-mail] (Hound of Cullen)
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Subject: Re: Fantasy is the mother of all genres!
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In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Wendy Chatley
Green) wrote:

> In article <3puaa5$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Jim Kasprzak) wrote:
> : . . . The reason it sold as science fiction
> : is because, as Niven himself once pointed out, sufficiently advanced magic
> : is indistinguishable from technology.
> : --
> :
>        Arthur C. Clarke said that.
>
>
> Wendy (I love to be)
> Chatley (pedantic.)
> Green -- [e-mail]


Uhhh ... no.  Arthur Clarke said (I'm paraphrasing) "Any sufficiently
advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

I don't know if the original poster is quoting a Niven joke based on
Clarke's now-famous quote, or just had his/her signals crossed.

Hound (equally pedantic, when necessary) of Cullen
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From: [e-mail] (MIGUEL FERREIRA)
Subject: Ta mere!
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Ta mere est tellement plate....  qu'on peut la faxer (avec un PC!)

(vieille et connue - comme ta mere...)

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From: [e-mail] (David Reisner)
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Subject: Fiorella Terenzi on Sci-Fi Buzz
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Astrophysicist and musician Dr. Fiorella Terenzi will be on the Sci-Fi
Channel's "Sci-Fi Buzz" this Sunday, May 21, airing internationally at
9:30am, 9pm, and 1am Eastern Time.

In addition to an interview, they should show the first samples from her
"Invisible Universe" CD-ROM, to be released by The Voyager Company in July,
and maybe also samples from songs she did with Thomas Dolby for "The Gate to
the Mind's Eye" computer-graphics video (#15 on the Billboard Top Music Video
chart).  This should also be the first public announcement of her Web site -
http://www.fiorella.com - supposed to be running by Sunday.  (All aside from
her Island Records CD "Music from the Galaxies", Mondo 2000, Axcess, etc.)

When she was on his show, Dennis Miller called her "a cross between Carl Sagan
and Madonna".  She was amazing at MacFair LA with Steve Vai, Herbie Hancock,
Ray Manzarik, and Sinbad.  Like Sinbad said "the girl does keep busy" so
definitely check this out.  I've been telling people to invite a bunch of
friends over and make a party out of it (and I hope someone will invite me,
because we don't get Sci-Fi Channel on our cable).

-David
 [e-mail]

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From: [e-mail] (Wendy Chatley Green)
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In article <[e-mail]>,
[e-mail] (Hound of Cullen) wrote:
: In article <[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Wendy Chatley
: Green) wrote:
:
: > In article <3puaa5$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Jim Kasprzak) wrote:
: > : . . . The reason it sold as science fiction
: > : is because, as Niven himself once pointed out, sufficiently advanced magic
: > : is indistinguishable from technology.
: > : --
: >        Arthur C. Clarke said that.
:
:
: Uhhh ... no.  Arthur Clarke said (I'm paraphrasing) "Any sufficiently
: advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"
:

        I suppose that I could claim that both sentences are semantically
equivalent and that you are a $^&*%&^*#$ for correcting me.  I could then
threaten to stand my ground and spew obscenities and epithets until every-
one was sick of me and this topic.  Perhaps I could accuse you of trying
to break into my ideas file or my knitting stash.  Or I could take the
discussion to a higher plane by forcing you to consider the connotation
and denotation of the words in the disputed quote.

        But nothing will change these simple facts; Hound is correct
in his attribution and I am mistaken.  I'm sorry.  Please forgive me
for reading and responding too quickly.


Wendy Chatley Green     "There is much pleasure to be gained
[e-mail]                from useless knowledge."
Americus, GA                            Bertrand Russell

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From: [e-mail] (MIGUEL FERREIRA)
Subject: Re: Brigiiiiiiiitte
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> C'est un couple d'une quarantaine d'annees. Le mari et la femme sont des
> fans de Brigitte Bardot. Pour faire une surprise a son mari, la femme
> decide un jour de se faire tatouer les initiales de leur idole, un "B"
> sur chaque fesse.
> Le soir, le mari rentre du travail et trouve sa femme etendue nue, a la
> fois sur le ventre et sur le lit
> "Regarde, mon cheri, supriiiiiise...
> -Ben, c'est qui ce BoB ?
Moi aussi j'ai lu l'Echo des Savannes.

Une bonne et meconnue: (comme MA mere)

Deux anciennes collegues de lycee se croisent dans la rue:

Une dit: Tu vois la BMW garee la devant? c'est mon mari que me l'a offerte.
l'autre: Ah, c'est gentil...
Une   :  Et tu vois cette bague? c'est un cadeau d'anniversaire de mon cheri.
l'autre: Ah, c'est gentil...
Une   :  Et la monstre villa sur le haut de la coline, la? Mon mari l'a fait
         construire pour Noel, rien que pour moi.
l'autre: Ah, c'est gentil...
Une    : Et ton mari, qu'est-ce qu'il t'a offert?
l'autre : Mon mari a moi m'a paye un cours de bonnes manieres.
Une    : Et qu'est-ce qu'on t'a appris, dans ce cours la?
l'autre: m'on appris a dire "Ah, c'est gentil" au lieu de: "Va te faire foutre!"


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Subject: Re: Games & Graphics Programming
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In article <3pno5p$[e-mail]>,
                                [e-mail] (Rod McCall) writes:

>shortly) Pure C and Devpac 3. I am also considering getting Devpac DSP.
>Do the latter two packages come with information on how to program
>the graphics & sound system on the Falcon?

    No. Unfortunately they don't. The DevpacDSP manual is especially
poor in this respect. It has a brief introductory chapter on accessing the
DSP from the 68030, but the rest of it just describes how to use the assembler
and debugger, although it does this well.


>                                                  Also are their any
>books that are particularily good at explaining how to program the
>ST/Falcon graphics and sound hardware?

    The Atari Compendium is quite good. HiSoft's Modern Atari System
Software (or something like that) has much the same stuff as the Compendium,
but mostly for the Falcon. In fact, the Compendium is probably a better
buy IMHO, even for the Falcon.

    Paul
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[e-mail] (Blaise Kiss) writes:

>In article <3pq8d5$[e-mail]>, Alexandra Boussalem <[e-mail]> writes:
>|> Malaussene ?
>|>
>|> Inculte.
>|>
>|> Alexandra
>|> (Expliquez-lui, je lui cause plus ;-)

>Mal aux seins ?

>Je m'en occupe.

>Blaise
>(Masseur en herbe)

Masse au lin ?
J'comprends pas ;)

            Jeff
--
Jean-Francois Pflieger              "DINANZI A ME NON FUR COSE CREATE,
Universite de Montreal               SE NON ETERNE ED IO ETERNA DURO:
Sciences Neurologiques               LASCIATE OGNI SPERANZA, VOI CH'ENTRATE"
[e-mail]          (Dante, "l'Enfer, Chant III, vers 7 a 9)
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In article <3pq37a$[e-mail]>, Alexandra Boussalem <[e-mail]> writes:
|> [e-mail] (Stephane Chevalier) wrote:
|>
|> > |> Alexandra
|> > |> (2 metres 10)
|> >
|> > De large ?
|>
|> Ouais, ben, demain si ta voiture ou ton chien ou ta boite au lettre ou
|> ta mere ou ta mobylette ou ton velo ou ton ordinateur explose, et ben
|> ce sera pas la faute a Malaussene.
|>
|> Alexandra
|> (Tu vois ce que je veux dire ?)

Ouah !

Dis moi que tu lis le meme bouquin que moi (avec les ogres et tout et tout !!!)

Si c'est le cas profites-en (sans vouloir te commander, s'il te plait) pour me
dire si tu as lu d'autres livres de PENNAC et si t'as apprecie.

Merci d'avance.

Jo.

P.S. : P de Villiers et JM Le Pen tombent d'un avion, lequel touche le sol le premier ...
...
...
...
...
...
Reponse : Peu importe ! (Merci les Nuls)
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From: [e-mail] (Tshen)
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Wendy Chatley Green ([e-mail]) wrote:
: In article <3puaa5$[e-mail]>, [e-mail] (Jim Kasprzak) wrote:
: : . . . The reason it sold as science fiction
: : is because, as Niven himself once pointed out, sufficiently advanced magic
: : is indistinguishable from technology.
: : --
: :
:        Arthur C. Clarke said that.

Actually, no. Clarke said that sufficiently advanced technology is
indistiguishable from magick. Niven switch the two around, called it a
collalary and named it after himself. Nice work if you can get it.

--Tshen
Qodaxti Institute, 87th stratum

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Jean-Jacques Ardoino ([e-mail]) wrote:
| Mais, de toute facon, meme si on a transcode, quand on envoie le texte sur
| internet, il y a encore un probleme de transcodage. Et le mieux est
| d'ecrire sans accents.

Bah moi je trouve que c'est domage de ne pas profiter des accents
sur Internet.. MIME gere ca tres bien! C'est du Latin1.. le standard
sous X11, Amiga et Ouindoze (d'apres le FAQ accents).
Sinon, il y a `recode' un utilitaire GNU qui, comme son nom l'indique,
fait des convertions de tables de caracteres (dont celui de notre cher
Atari!)

PS: Je sais plus qui disais que les accents sous PC et Atari etait les
    memes.. J'ai pourtant le douleureux souvenir du contraire..
    Me trompeujeu?

PPS: Pour ceux qui cherchent la petite bete, j'ai pas d'accent dans ce
     message car j'ai pas mis sur patte un traducteur Atari<->Latin1
     (mime Encoded).

PPPS: Oui, j'ecris de mon Falcon

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Enfin une bonne TAMER !!
DESOLE, MAIS J'AIME BIEN COICER MA TOUCHE CAPS LOCK.

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